FPH (Thanksgiving edition)

Angry. That's a grown woman stealing candy from children.

And it's pitiful. Do you see my emotional delema

Purchased the wrong storyline...

Why do fat bitches think they’re hot?

Does anyone have that pic of Lena Dunham??

*overgrown woman

Unfortunately, yes.

>tfw this is how hawking really got paralyzed

Hey former fatties and soon-to-be former fatties-

>what was your height/weight at your fattest?
>what are you at now?
>why did you let yourself get fat?
>what made you decide to turn your life around?

>pandering to blogposting

Fuck off faggot

suicide would be badass, just not yours. you'd fuck it up somehow

Heads up this has bottom nudity in it but animal nudity isn't bannable. Apparently this woman makes almost 200k a year and is a fucking pig. Woah!

Was 145 at 61 inches
Went all the way down to 105
Gained 10pounds through physical fitness
Gained 5 after stopping physical fitness
Lost 10 pounds recently and trying to get to my original weight.
Mother was obese and I didn't understand science or food until I was 16 and allocated 15% of my autism to physics and caloric research.
My first reason for starting on that path was because of my oneitis. Made a bet with him. Continued because I felt better afterwards.

somehow left steak xxl burrito from taco bell on counter for 2 days...just threw that cunt in microwave and going to eat it.

200k a year...thats fucking stupid..I bust my ass 50-65 hrs a week doing skilled shit and make well under half that...

Those things are so fucking good.

gross she would only be hot if she pretended to be my mother or aunt or something like that with authority

Still not hot. fuck your fetish. filthy degenerate.

It's not my fault you have ugly family members, user.

RIP in peace user

They don't. They try to convince themselves they're hot and happy with how they look with a display of exaggerated confidence because it's easier than confronting the issues that led them to be fat in the first place. Really the whole body positive movement is like this: it's a maladaptive coping mechanism that's widely celebrated.

This girl goes to school with me.

I don't know if she's even aware of her own enormity.

Mother is a fat shit, but aunts on either side are neither this or ugly. Wouldn't find any of the above hot..sorry i'm not an incestuous retard like you.

youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4&t=3s

Who else here bulks on 30,000 KCAL a day?

This just goes to show how some people have the most absurd ideas about eating. The sister literally believes the fatty "eats healthier than her".

I can only hope a single 2+ day burrito would land me with the piano man.(now wondering if it was 3 days, idk, I drink a lot)

Lena Dunham doesn't have the brain power to fucking think her way out of a paper bag, she's a fucking retard. I mean, I've talked to her, I know who she is, she's a dumb bitch, I'm sorry, okay? And if she ever fucks with me, if she ever puts me in some sort of self defense situation and I have to legally defend myself? I'm not going to initiate violence against her, but, if she comes at me in an alleyway, tries to do anything—I'm going to fuck her up so badly, I will put her in the fucking ground in a fucking box. I'll take extra time, I'll take extra time, okay? It won't be a quick self-defense situation, I'll be nailing her I'll be punching her in the back, I'll be punching her in the back of the neck, I'll be boxing her eyes in, I'll break both her orbital bones, I'm going to destroy Lena Dunham physically, so badly, the people that come to clean her up are going to be puking when they see what I did to her, I want them to know how I feel about her, so I am going to fuck her up so bad that she makes them puke when they see her bruised, mangled body- if she ever did anything to me to warrant that legally. Now, I would never, ever initiate violence against her, but that's what would happen.

replied to wrong post lawl

fuck I did it again

We hate your fat ass, but like the fact that you want to get rid of the fat.

nevermind, i didnt, a different post is just being highlighted for some reason

>6'0",255
>176
>Lack of consiousness, I never really thought of trying to be better, i tried to lose weight for once in my life and succeeded

Hey Sam

Brett Easton Ellis is on Veeky Forums

That is one of the most depressing things I've seen in a while. The look of strain and misery on his face really bothers me.

Just go to the fucking store and buy your own.

>a display of exaggerated confidence
Most fatties I've met IRL are either loud obnoxious cunts or sickeningly sweet.

>6'
>220
>down to 200 now
>Nihilistic and didn't give a fuck about anything because we're all fucked anyway,
>Also alcoholic
>realized I had thrown away the better part of my 20s sitting around getting drunk, eating fast food and watching chinese cartoons
Noticing the door closing on my youth really got me scared and realized I'm running out of time to start a family.

Fast food is so drenched in grease it takes about ten times as long as normal food to go bad.

>5'9"
>198
>Worked at a restaurant and ate a lot and never worked out
>I weighed myself and was shook

This was barely a month ago too. After 30 days of working out everyday and eating less i'm down to 182. I was like 150 before I ate too much.

>what was your height/weight at your fattest?
5'3, somewhere close to 370 lbs
>what are you at now?
198 lbs
>why did you let yourself get fat?
I was already obese when I was 10 and weighed 300 lbs when I was 14 years old.
It was a combo of bad parenting and being depressed because they were alcoholics. Food made me feel good for a little while and forget my troubles.
>what made you decide to turn your life around?
I made friends online and thought how embarrassing it would be for them to be seen with me if I ever got to meet them.
I also felt bad for people crushing on me over my voice when I was actually a mammoth. Not that it matters too much when I'm becoming a floppy mess anyway pff.

>5'10ish probably, 330 lbs
>215lbs
>Terrible nutrition as a kid
>Understood from preteen years I was unhealthy but had no idea how to fix it, after applying some conventional wisdom that I very slowly pick up to my daily practices it slowly began melting off. I got a job and it just fell off.

Nigga got 2 asses

>what was your height/weight at your fattest?
5'10" 285 lbs
>what are you at now?
214, original goal was to get under 200 but I think I'll keep going to at least 180 probably
>why did you let yourself get fat?
Dealing with an extremely stressful few years of my life and cutting out almost every other vice. Food and porn were my escapes.
>what made you decide to turn your life around?
It was always my plan that one day I'd just change and lose the weight. Once I got into a less stressful situation in life it was easy to make the change.

Fucking gross, her cheese like ass.
Who jerk off to this.

There's only one setting where I don't hate on fat people and that's when theyre working on getting less fat

>a display of exaggerated confidence
>loud obnoxious cunts
Pretty sure they mean the same thing

Hold me bros.

Pic related is a girl I have been talking to since left side of the pic, she had a 9/10 body and face. Went away to uni and havent seen her for ages, just got home and see a photo she is tagged in, it is pic on the right.

Fuck fat chicks, I am heart broken :( so nice and so much potential and now I have to find a new girl.

we hate that you're being so fucking annoying about being fat either always complaining or saying bullshit

From incel to incel. At least as a fat incel your fat caused you to squint a bit. Horrible eye genetics.

I've been binging for past 3 days, I feel like my months of discipline building have gone down the drain, hopefully I will stop after thanksgiving like I promised myself.

Bruh, she was already obese in the left photo.

>what was your height/weight at your fattest?
I'm >5'11" and highest ever was 320lbs
>what are you at now?
Sitting at 245
>why did you let yourself get fat?
Spent two years in hospital from botched Sudoku
>what made you decide to turn your life around?
I just want to try to feel better. It's helping physically...

Pic is me about... two-ish weeks ago. I was at 255lbs there.

5'4 198 Ibs, now at 150 trying to get down to 120.

Mother is obese meaning I grew up overweight with no clue about nutrition. Got depressed in college and gained 40ibs without noticing which is the scariest part. Went to the doctors for something else one day and got weighed. Was horrified I was nearly at 200 Ibs and came to fit.

I just want to be considered a normal weight by the doctor for once in my life.

Whoever the fuck let yall nigga think this was that soft /fat/ thread. The title clearly states other wise.

>being this autistic
are you sure we don't need a thread for your dumb ass?

>that Mexican kid

Reached 72 kg at the start of this year which is the heaviest I've ever been, one day I looked at myself in the mirror and it just clicked. Realized I was fat, unhappy and found myself disgusting, started dieting immediately after. Down to 61 now and proceeding slowly but steadily. Learned a lot about lifting, nutrition and the importance of will.

WE NEED THE HATE!
THE HATE WILL GIVE US STRENGTH
THE STRENGTH WILL SET US FREE
HATE IS FREEDOM

> be me, alpha male
> fat fuck uncle who is also my boss and tries to be my friend
> always telling me he needs to go lifting with me
> never shows up
> so I sent him this bullshit fat fuck workout routine for fat fucks that are too lazy to put the work in

alphajob.info/?send=24243

> waiting for his before and after pics that will never come.

you're right

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>110kg, 193cm
>86kg, jumping between cutting to to 85 then bulking to 90 ->repeat
>Didnt care about what I ate, no understanding of nutirion and absoultely no athletic ability/routine due to using my minor heartdefect ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventricular_septal_defect ) as an excuse to never physically exert myself.
>Two friends asked if I wanted to follow them to the gym, was also about a month after I had been on a sunny vacation and on a beach.
My heart defect was also declared "it basically closed itself lmao" at 21 (started lifting at 22), robbing me of my excuse.

Moved. This heroic vigilantette is putting her health on the line so that kids won't fall prey to the same evil that consumes her.

>what was your height/weight at your fattest?

5'10" and 258lbs.

>why did you let yourself get fat?

Shit parenting followed by years of isolation with an abusive brother that's stuck on me like a barnacle to this day. Like other fats I somehow managed to be both arrogant and self-hating.

>what made you decide to turn your life around?

Some Chad across the ocean I considered inferior fucked a Stacey across the ocean I didn't care about. Then they rubbed it on everyone's face. I raged, mostly at myself, because I realized that I had no actual proof of my supposed superiority. I later made peace with the Chad and he turned out to be a bro. Saved me from a future of morbid obesity and diabetes.

>go to planet fatness for the first time
>look around me and see landwhales on treadmills
>slow treadmills
>huffing and puffing probably thinking about what toppings to get on their pizza
>see fatties come to the counter while checking in
>grab free snacks
>bucket of tootsie rolls
>one fatty reaches in and grabs a handful while the clerk has his back turned
>speed walks out the door
I don't know whether I find this sad that they'll never make it or hilarious that they think they have a chance.

I hate fat people. I do not hate people making effort to change. These things cancel each other out in myself. IF the fat person hesitates, makes excuses or in any way shows a change of effort, then i'll go right back to being disgusted. Still wouldn't want to be near them irregardless, but I can tolerate their presence in that regard.

youtube.com/watch?v=a0F9bOgt-es

>when breathing is your daily workout

That ted talk was probably the most exercise that walrus has done in decades.

youtube.com/watch?v=V6oHA9hFIVs

youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

Oh I know. I judge people who gain harshly, there is no excuse for anything beyond 20lb. I don't care if you're over 35, producing less testosterone and have two children. Adriana Lima and Alessandria Ambrosio both fit the former and yet book magazine covers and Super Bowl commercials beyond just about anyone. Because of the fucking choices they make.

197cm 110kg
76kg
I was depressed as hell and I'd literally do nothing but eat candy all day. Still depressed as hell but I just cry instead
My aunt said I was fat at a christmas party

she gets real sweaty too

holy shit that was good

>Intelligent nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour

>265lbs 6'1"
>175lbs
>lazy boy lazy/poor parents
>started as a joke an i felt in love

Is it true they have an alarm if you lift weights that they deem too heavy?

I was 6 feet tall and 280 lbs at my heaviest. I was fat since kindergarten and never learned proper eating. I'm 18 now and I've lost over 60 lbs. Still a fat disgusting pig. I developed pre-diabetes at 17 and I don't want to lose my legs.

the lunk alarm, yeah. there's videos of it on youtube

>what was your height/weight at your fattest?
5'8" 255Ibs
>what are you at now?
234Ibs
>why did you let yourself get fat?
I love food. I really do. I found it easier to just live my life being fat rather than improving myself to become a better person. My parents tried their best to get me in shape and there are many times where i have, but i just didn't care about it. Eating was the best way for me to release any stress in my life.
>what made you decide to turn your life around?
One day i got out of the shower and looked at myself in the mirror. I was disgusted. I hated what i looked like. Then more things came up. I never had any memories in high school. Never been to any parties, never had a sweetheart, never held hands even. So i made a change.

One month ago I was 255. Now I am 234 and still going. I might start lifting again. Last time was 3 years ago so i dont know my strength. But I did promise myself that if i ever made it to 230Ibs, then it meant that I was serious enough about weight loss to try something

Yes, my best friends girl has a membership because she does cardio. I snuck in with them and we jacked the smith machine with weight, did a few grunts and I got thrown out with the autism siren screaming in the back.

youtube.com/watch?v=Odg2K25sLGg

>5'7", 207 lb
>5'9", ~175 lb (wonky old scale now)
>because I ate all the time as a kid and never gained a pound, didn't realize until I saw myself in a mirror
>the day I realized that I had gotten disgusting
The one thing I do want to blame on others is that nobody ever told me that I'd gotten fat as fuck. Polite society told them to never call anyone out on getting fat. We're always the last to notice our bodies' changes.

the old commercials are hilarious in the fact it shows how much of a punch of pussies they are.

youtube.com/watch?v=hWpiZ2gA7cw

>She tries to taste a vegetable.
>Locks down and goes into "me-so-vulnerable" mode. (Crying)
>Husband hugs and comforts her, thus rewarding and reinforcing her mental disorder.
I hate both the fat fuck who refuse to face reality and the person who helps it happen.

Behind every obese person there is usually someone making it possible.
Often they don't know they are supporting and encouraging the obesity.
Sometimes (like parents) they are just idiots who refuse to accept social norms regarding obesity.
Sometimes they are mentally diseased feeders who do it for their own kinks.
Sometimes they believe they are "doing their best", while doing everything wrong.

>autism siren screaming in the back.
There is no planet fitness where I live, what do you meant with that?

>we are not a gym we are planet fitness
Well no fuckin shit

Watch the video I posted with it you goof.

>5'9 / 282lb at 23 yrs
>198lb
>grew up fat and always finished my plate / had unhealthy snacks / fast food so it sorta built up
>kinda like that robert downey jr story, i was eating a feast of crisps/sweets whilst spending my time outside of work just playing games or watching youtube videos, watching others live their lives, and at some point, something just broke inside me and made me want to change.
>Dumped all of my unhealthy shit, did a 45 day water fast, which made me lose close to 60 pounds, then i just maintained a healthy low kcal diet after the fast whilst trying to maintain healthy exercise habits - walk 5-6 miles a day / doing some beginner llifts/curls at home with dumbbells.

im not gonna be able to build much muscle on a deficit diet, but atleast i'll have some newbie gains.