This is peak ALOHA MALE conditioning Veeky Forums proof me wrong

This is peak ALOHA MALE conditioning Veeky Forums proof me wrong

he looks like one of those old guys at the gym that always wears a belt to keep his gut in

That's weird I didn't know he was Hawaiian.

How does he not have a neck?

he looks strong

Hes not hawaiin brah.. Wtf yountalking about

>tfw you've reached Alex Jones mode

God my disgust for manlets is so damn high, fucking Danny DeVito looking hairy ape nigger.
They should be aborted immediately for their own sake.
All small men have ruined this world throughout history.

you put ALOHA like a dumbass

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Alex is like 6.2 my dude

If this isn’t photoshopped it’s actually better than I was expecting, like some old man strength shit

Why couldn't this retard lose 30 pounds to shill his snake oil?

>2 KB JPG

>hey alex stand still while I take a pic of you
>why?
>just stand up
>ok

Stop overcompensating manlet

If I take super male vitality can I still call myself natty?

Why lie about this shit? Like what do you get out of making up shit on the internet?

Because I think it's incredibly hilarious messing with people. So many threads made on this board are made by me. I am fucking with you guys everyday. I have gone through great pain to achieve and master this unique skillset. Keep a lookout for a new troll thread tomorrow.

Lmaoing@urlife

>be 43
>look 55

Alex Jones

>911
kek

Anyway good for him he really turned it around.

Because that would take extreme effort and dedication and would just seem like a stunt once he returns to this which is more his natural form.

His job is to be stressed out, user.

It wasn't his job, he would get too hype believing his own bullshit.

fuck outta here globalist scum

Alex Jones is a character he plays, it's a fake identity