You have one Little Boy atomic bomb and a time machine that will let you drop...

Methnerd
Methnerd

You have one Little Boy atomic bomb and a time machine that will let you drop it anywhere, anytime, in the past.

It'll change history forever. Where and when?

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Emberburn
Emberburn

Carthage.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Atleast give me a bomber too, you faggot. What the fuck am I supposed to do with just a bomb and a time machine?

w8t4u
w8t4u

If you hit it really hard with a sledgehammer you might be able to get somewhere

Firespawn
Firespawn

The first international.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Cato please.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'd drop it on Hiroshima again just because I feel like it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Think of it as a single use time machine that arms and deploys one atomic bomb.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Mecca 630A.D
Please

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Bethlehem, 1 A.D.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The Kehlsteinhaus, October 18, 1938

King_Martha
King_Martha

If I say on the Manhatten Project just before they conducted their first nuclear test would it cause a disruption in causality that would destroy the whole Universe?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

2003, Moot's bedroom

hairygrape
hairygrape

Mecca, 610 AD. Only because there's no way to pinpoint the source, Abraham.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Sodom and Ghomorra
not gaining god's favour

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Paris, May 23rd 1337

farquit
farquit

That's not a real historical thing, though, user.

You might want to check out >>/x/

Techpill
Techpill

You roasted him epic win style my fellow intellectual freethinker

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

*tips fedora*, take that atheists!
>>>/reddit/

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

/x/
Is that what you meant to do retard?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Reddit is fedora central...

RavySnake
RavySnake

Jerusalem
Next time when maximum number of Cabinet/Knesset meets

JunkTop
JunkTop

Moscow, mid-August, 1946.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

45 I mean.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Horoshima, August 6 1945.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Washington, D.C. 29/Dec/1845

Supergrass
Supergrass

Hiroshima, Japan. August 6, 1945

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

for maximum change it should be send back 65 million years and kill that asteroid before it kills dinosaurs

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Booteefool
Booteefool

Fuck. I was about to post this

RavySnake
RavySnake

The most densely populated part of Tokyo, just in case they thought we were sorry or something

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

No time machine needed. Drop it on London today.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Lmao, northerners assmad that london makes all the money
Go back to farming fred

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

stay mad

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

And we must petition the time machinekeeper for Fat Man as well. London deserves it.

FastChef
FastChef

germany. 3000 years ago

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I also think that Carthage should be destroyed

Inmate
Inmate

Vietnam, 1973 August 15

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Vienna 1913

Killing Stalin, Hitler, Tito, and Trotsky all in one go. Freud is there too as a bonus.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Wherever and whenever Abraham lived in the desert
This also merely creates a parallel universe I don't actually have to live in. I just want to see what'd happen. Can I see what happens?

Supergrass
Supergrass

London, ~1592.
Destroy the anglos before the US becomes a thing.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Tunguska.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

the day i was born

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It was the size of Mt Everest, a shitty nuke like Little Boy aint doing nothing to that thing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I like this one.

I was gonna go with the Rift Valley 5 million years ago but yours is better.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You should destroy the anglos just because they are anglos user.

takes2long
takes2long

You overestimate nukes, even the Tsar Bomba wouldn't make a difference to the rift valley. Maybe kill off a few local species at most.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Nazi Germany. WW2 becomes US and pals vs USSR and China.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I place it gently onto the doorstep in front of the University of Hamburg in 1940, which should hopefully result in Nazi nukings of London within 6 months.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Not a bad idea, a direct application of chemotherapy before the cancer can really get going. Arguably though wouldn't it have been better to nuke whatever group of jews first decided to go monotheistic?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Giving a bunch of religious goat fuckers a divine phenomenon the likes of which have never been seen to capitalize on.
Surely this wont result in any religion.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

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Spamalot
Spamalot

A group of people who decided to abandon the concept of multiple gods gets wiped off the face of the earth to the point that only their ashes are left if that.
Oh it will inspire religion no doubt, it just won't be a monotheist religion that gets inspired.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

People will worship the explosion site therefore suffering from radiation poisoning.
Noice.

w8t4u
w8t4u

DESDREN

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

A few morons probably would be that stupid, most people wouldn't though, and the plague known as abrahamic religion would be decisively destroyed long before it could ever spread.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I drop it on Mao during the Long March, right at the start of it in 1934.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

We got lucky with Abrahamic religion, we dont need any god nuked us because we invented glass blowing.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

We got lucky with Abrahamic religion
Nope, Abrahamic religion is garbage and should have died long before it ever rose to prominence.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Then enjoy all of Europe being a germanic tribal rape fest.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

lol Yeah cause nobody could ever possibly organize above the tribal level without abrahamic monotheism oh wait no that's fucking retarded.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Also dude, we're on Veeky Forums here. We are perfectly okay with rape fests so long as we're the ones doing the raping.

You faggot.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Dallas,TX 22 November 1963

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

London shortly after the Norman conquest.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

NY, NY 9-11-2001.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Richmond, Virginia, February 18th 1862

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Give the bomb to britain in 1938, have them reverse engineer it, mass produce it, and drop so many a-bombs on the krauts it makes Germany glow in the dark

takes2long
takes2long

Easter Island, 1400

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

James CHADwick approves.

RavySnake
RavySnake

On the moon, during the first landing. Make it explode the exact moment they plant the flag.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Where and when?

Tel Aviv, May 1948

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Warsaw, 1919.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Hiroshima

Emberburn
Emberburn

Berlin
Date doesn't matter.

Flameblow
Flameblow

London, 1805-1814

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

/thread

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Why do you hate the Portuguese?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Horn of Africa, 5,000,000 BC.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yorktown, 1781

Methnerd
Methnerd

Moscow, July 1941.

StonedTime
StonedTime

It would improve it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

At cesar and his legion right at the momment he decided to invade Gaul.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

03/27/18(Tue)18:38:51
Your mothers basememt

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

D*esden I'm coming for you

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Nice

SniperGod
SniperGod

I see you /k/ommando

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

But then there'd be no you to drop the bomb, dumbass.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Harris would be proud.

TechHater
TechHater

not going straight for Berlin
Fucking wimps

RumChicken
RumChicken

That would be interesting in the dact that only usa had nukes at the time and everyone would think they did it

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Drop it on the relic population of humans after the Toba Catastrophe. Get rid of this shit species once and for all.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

what a shitty brainlet name "little boy" is. at least name it "whale" cause of form resemblance. damn this people have no creativity in them.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Holland, 1945

massdebater
massdebater

fuck, i'd kill trotsky with an icepick all over again

Playboyize
Playboyize

I drop it on the proto-Semitic Levantines whose pantheon included the deity that would eventually become YHWH.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Good luck pinpointing that to an exact location, time, and date.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Make the Gunpowder Plot succeed with a bigger bang.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

August 1st, 1944
Westerbork Transit Camp, the Netherlands

They can't deport Anne Frank if there's no camp to send her to.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Moscow 1941 because I must secure a future for my people.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Poles?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

sorry I Didn't specify I meant November 1913 Vienna: Trotsky, Tito, Freud and Stalin all lived in the same place

takes2long
takes2long

Ottawa
November 4th, 2015

massdebater
massdebater

Also Arch puke Ferdinand, you would prevent both world wars.
Jk, Jews would start both either way.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Earth at the start of it's formation and pray that it's enough to ensure life will never begin.

Techpill
Techpill

Dresden 1945

Techpill
Techpill

An atomic bomb, how lame. I'd much prefer a surgical strike. Just give me a time machine and a garrett.

TreeEater
TreeEater

We have truckboi for that

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Damascus 2017

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

On that building where they were working on the declaration of independence, as they were writing it
The founding fathers made a grave mostake

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Tunguska 1908

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The Bürgerbräukeller, 8:45 PM local time, November 8th, 1938. Adolf Hitler, almost all the Nazi leadership (Hess, Himmler, Heydrich, Goebbels, Streicher, Ley, Frank Rosenberg, and Esser), and almost all of downtown Munich are incinerated in a nuclear fireball.
Hermann Goering, being Hitler's designated successor at the time and all would-be competitors dead, ascends as Fuhrer uncontested. He would almost definitely try to sue for peace with the Allies, seeing how he's trying to rebuild the Nazi high command from scratch. I'd doubt they accept, and I'd bet that both they and Stalin would try and take advantage of the confusion. If Goering was smart, he'd pull back all troops to August 31st borders, make some concessions to the allies, and economically drive Germany in the ground unmolested. If not, Germany would probably collapse by 1941 at the latest.

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Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Drop it over Hiroshima on Aug 5, 1945.

For the lulz.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

not dropping it over Washington, DC on August 7, 1945

massdebater
massdebater

We wuz conquerors of Rome and shieeet

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

1941 Red square, when Nazi Germany was so close to Moscow that Stalin had a huge military parade where soldiers were parading down the street to join the combat. Pretty sure that might let the Germans in to kill Stalin.

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Fpbp

RavySnake
RavySnake

the bugs would just send another one

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

the long Marchers weren't the only communists in China at that time you know, there were quite a few other soviets besides Jiangxi with many other charismatic communist leaders

w8t4u
w8t4u

July 16, 1945

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CouchChiller
CouchChiller

If I bombed Hiroshima the day before the US planned to, how would they react?

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