Starting the onion journey tonight but Jesus Christ these things are hard to eat...

Starting the onion journey tonight but Jesus Christ these things are hard to eat. I put siracha on them because I thought it would be more edible, but it didn't help.

I'm waiting until black Friday to get a juicer.

Any tips on how to eat these mother fuckers?

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19384830
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Chilean salad my dude

I fry them and squeeze lemon juice on

You have to eat them raw or it negates the effects

Other shit off top:
>put on a burger or other sammich
>hemmingway sammich
>salsa
>on chili

that makes them lose their mojo

Some fucking guy is at home on his pc laughing at everyone attempting to do this

This just shows how far Veeky Forums has fallen

Had anyone tried mixing them in a fruit smoothie yet?

Why the fuck are you eating raw onion?

That being said ... cut slices into half, coat with some salt, black pepper, olive oil, and balsamic vinegar. Squeeze the onion in a bowl so that the spices, oil, vinegar, and onion juices mix together. Eat, preferably with ciabatta or Turkish bread.

Where the fuck have you been? I'm going to ascend the mortal realm and become an onion sex warlord

>they're all gonna laugh at yew
fuck off shlomo

> eat 2 onions every day
> walk around smelling like pajeet

Yes, stop eating onions goy, you don't want some guy who browses an ethiopian basket weaving forum laughing at you,

I added oregano, olive oil, and salt and pepper

can i be your friend

Instead of trying to mask it I'd recommend trying the pb and rye thing or cut it up real small so you hardly have to chew.

dice them and put them in a "salad" along with cucumber, tomato, cilantro, and a bit of lemon juice
cooklets, when will they learn

I love responses like these. It's just like fasting threads. No one will ever show bloodwork, no one will ever post before/after photos of any significance, and the skills will just post their jews and dismiss anyone who requests this kind of information.

But yeah i mean keep going.

Gf noticed my dick is a lot harder since taking the onion pill

When we're onion gods we will meet in onion heaven

elaborate pls

People like this will never be an Onion Man. When I have onion man pumpkin shoulders, you can cry on them

So, does red onion work for the Warlord gains? I really like them raw on salad.

Use a search engine you fucking mong

No one even knows if it works yet you fucking mong!

Fuck yeah boi
Reds are working out great for me
I'm balancing this keyboard on the head of a massive erection

I can feel it working already and I still have 2 slices of onion left. Where is your god now?

>"they're gonna laugh at you" = asking for proofs
>before/after photos in 4 days
>bloodwork before the experiment is complete
brainlet pls go

yeah I misread your post as something else, I know what a chilean salad is. stop being so huffy, although that may just be a sign of onion high test alphaness

Yeah sorry my dude the onions are really kicking in hard

Save yourself from eating raw onions and just take vitamin E and selenium

Onion gives you those psycological torture gains as well. It's good for all aspects of alphaness

This

Most here are gym rats
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19384830

>Save yourself from eating raw onions
Why are we acting like eating an onion is like getting maced in the pisshole?

I finished my onion. I had to pretty much saturate it in oregano to get it down though.

Feels good man

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19384830
Why did test jump in every group? The only thing that was exculsive to the onion group was sperm count

Guys, fucking listen to me. Fuck Chilean salad, Shirazi salad is 10x tastier and you can put in a 3-1 ratio of onion to tomato and cucumber. All it takes is onion, cucumber, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper. Try it out you cucks. Shit is fucking amazing as a snack.

The difference is that in fasting thread, your renouncing food for a lot of time.
Here, people are saying you should eat 1 (one) red onion.
It's not dangerous, weird, unusual. Is something almost everyone always did. The advice is literally "eat more vegetables" why are you guys making a fuss out of this?

>tfw have enjoyed eating raw union my whole life

>why are (((you guys))) making a fuss out of this?
thinkabbouditt

>raw union
With your dad?

I've been packing in raw onions for decades too m8. I've got enough bodyhair to get me mistaken for a sasquatch, my voice is deep and booming, and my penis is practically bionic. Feelsgoodman

Yes.

Did you just eat it at your countertop? You fucking animal, use plates like normal people.

Not specifically. I just remember always sneaking some from the cutting board whenever someone was cooking. Now that I live on my own I still do that when I'm cutting unions myself. I haven't tried eating whole raw unions (yet) but I might try it tomorrow. I enjoy the taste anyway.

Looks like a cutting board m8. Why dirty another plate when you can eat it just like that?

are you eating that right off the table? are you an animal?

I'm new here, can someone explain what the fuck is going on?

Guys. Juiced onion or raw?

Onions

...

It's a cutting board but only because I'm house sitting for a m8. Otherwise I would have just used the countertop

I dice them, and mixed them with greens, put some himalayan salt and olive oil

Both, but Onion juice was the Meme.

OP here

I'm slightly dizzy from the onion, but I feel energized at the same time. I think it might be because there is better circulation through my body or something. My breath is kinda smelly, but it's nothing some toothpaste won't fix. Overall, I feel like a warlord compared to my pre onion self

Watch the movie Holes for inspiration

ive seen a number of studies that showed rats and people reacting differently to meds, aspartic acid is one of which

i swear i'm not a jew consider this nothing more than healthy skepticism

Rats are one of the best non-human models we have - and also the best research on this currently available

We share 98+% of our DNA with rats.

Can't tell if all these anons eating onions is trolling or real. Probably both

>literal hundreds of recipes using raw onion
>anons feel alpha for wolfing them down raw and struggling like it is some peace nobel worthy feat

*whole (instead of second raw)
not that it matters

>literally hundreds of ways to exercise
>anons feel alpha for choosing the one that turns you into a shredded puussaay slaying warlord aka lifting

You're a cuck for taking the path of least resistance

Try Pebre sauce

I just saw this on Snapchat

What are the chances they post this during the onion revolution?

Definitely not a coincidence

your analogy sucks because planned outcome differs in those (endurance vs. cardiovascular health vs. hypertrophy vs. strength vs. mobility vs. athletic/sports skil), greatly at times, while method of consumption has no direct effect here

dont get me wrong, I love them and would solely survive on them if it was possible, but anons are going out of their way to feel alpha for eating them like apples when there is no difference in actual effect as long as it is raw. people douse them in herbs or sauce or eat them along other things anyway, why not go the extra step and make it yummy to begin with?

not him but holy shit I MUST EAT THIS

>You're a cuck for taking the path of least resistance
>ugh bros I finally made it, had to cover it in five different sauces and eat two apples along with it but I ate it, ALPHA AS FUCK, CUTTING AND PREPARING IT IS FOR ROASTIES AMIRITE BRO
kys

You can also try, salsa criolla (argentine recipe)

The Ogres will replace you.

I fucking go full retard and and eat them like apples skin and all 5 times a day. I've got so much T flowing that there is blood leaking out my nose and ears.

It's really not that hard

Pita bread
tuna + mayo
RED onion not white
avocado
tomato
salt+pepper

I've been eating this before it became a meme

Don't worry user, I wasn't able to bench 5p8 my first time. You'll be able to work your way up to eating them like apples soon

nice, I only knew the peruvian one. my tastebuds just got a tiny boner

((()))
Don't let them fool you.

I mean, he IS eating RAW onions here

i eat them while watching porn so that my brain associates them with pleasure. unfortunately it also associates the crying..

It's all the same color in the end.

I think pebre is chilean, criolla is made of, tomatoes, bell peppers (3 colours), onions and some vinegar, and oil if you want (i sugged avoid oil)

haha i found this really funny

no i meant peruvian criolla, they put lots of other stuff I dont need in it. reading vigorously about all these sauces now, thx. who knew there was so much variety to “onions+spicy+random shit”. Gotta get my hands on some carne asado soon, this will be glorious

why do i find this so hilarious

What's been said about green onions? They taste way fucking better but do they have shrek powers

you know you could just take steroids
it would be less fucked up

>It's not dangerous, weird, unusual. Is something almost everyone always did. The advice is literally "eat more vegetables" why are you guys making a fuss out of this?

of course, go ahead and focus 99.9% of the energy you will put into training, diet and nutrition ... on eating a raw onion daily.

>injecting xenogenic chemicals
>less fucked up
>destroys your endocrine system
>prolonged use leads to premature balding

You chop it with a wet knife and pit in a fucking salad. It tastes so good you could do it even if it gave you no benefit.
Fucking amerimutts

what did you misread it as?

I ran out of red onions, so had to go with a cooking onion today, burns twice as much nigger

Would juicing the onions and injecting it straight into me have positive affects?

kek

The absolute state of Veeky Forums

How time consuming do you think it is to eat a fucking onion you filthy nigger

> nothing some toothpaste won't fix

lol

>toothpaste
>fluoride
begone goblin

Try a little balsamic too shit is cash

Just snacked on pic related. Contains half an yellow onion. Gonna eat two of these a day starting today

>I-i-it's a meme, goy
Literally no reason not to eat raw onions, even if the test boost is a meme.
boldsky.com/health/wellness/2017/raw-onions-good-or-bad-113908.html

Couldn't you just juice it and take/chase several shots?
Would be easier than having to burn your mouth chewing it for a long time

youtu.be/4mZBAd-hMYg

Who else wants that shrek physique?

I dont even remember, just not as Chilean, havent slept much last night lol