Fibre gains

amerifag with a hairy asshole here

when my shits are toothpaste consistency i know im gonna be spending upwards of 30 minutes in the bathroom so what I started doing instead is wetting the toilet paper and putting a small dab of hand soap on it. I do that 5 or 6 times and it usually gets me pretty clean. i wish burgerland would adopt the bidet.

Who /poopchad/ here?

I am a burger and I bought and installed a bidet in my house. Cost $40 from amazon and I never wipe more than 2 times

>t. Former 30 minute wiper due to sticky shits

FOUR SCOOPS CMON!

i-its.... its b-beautiful
/tear

>virgin poop
>watery, small bits of undigested corn
>makes a mess of the bowl
>leaves watery shit on the virgin’s ass

>chad poop
>big meaty brown floater
>fills the toilet bowl
>clean snap, don’t even need to wipe

Shave your ass you fucking savage

Just a note: get a Washlet or bidet.

Seriously. They are fantastic.

or you could just shave your ass you fucking moron

you retards seriously need fiber

Pls be a meme. Surely no straight man would do this.

> it's better to have a hairnet filled with peanut butter everytime you use the bathroom, than strangers thinking your gay

I do.
Why do you care if another man shaves their ass? Do you check out men asses in the gym shower? What are you, gay?

No it’s better to have a bidet and not live like a barbarian

It makes your asshole slick and slimy feeling once you start sweating. It feels like you sharted as constantly

Having a hairy ass is being a barbarian you curryfuck

Sounds like you have anal leakage, srs

>once you start sweating
>he is a virgin gym goer
I don't sweat. Ever.

>americans can't shit right

>shave my ass

and deal with a stubbly asshole sure i'll get right on that

I nair it once every couple months but it takes so long so i can't always keep a hairless asshole

>what is IBS

fuck you

o b s e s s e d

>le refugee face

>Get a beard trimmer.
>put on lowest setting.
>problem solved

Or just tell your boyfriend to deal with a stubley ass until you get used to it and it doesn't bother you

that would literally result in the most painful and irritating stubble imaginable

not really. when i shave my junk, the resulting stubbles itch a little, but it's not worse than having an itch on your nose or your arm.

Moisturizing helps

stubble on your pubis vs stubble on your asshole and crack. which one do you think is more irritating?

ayyyyyyy fellow southerner here.

I clean shave my ass. It itches for like a day.
I use a trimmer, and I have no problems.
I wax aor nair and I have irritation for a week

>wiping your ass

whomst else /realmangang/ here?

Unurinically sounds indian. No racist

im dead

*raises hand*

ok

well guess what

if i clean shave my ass i have irritation for a week

if i nair it i have no problems

Like shaving anywhere. After s few times your body stops reacting

I eat about 80g a day. I shit 2-3 times, always staunch. I think 80g can be harmful though

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>*raises hand*
get out faggot

eat more fiber you fucking retard

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Ik I couple of fags like this they think any personal hygiene is queer. Like my fuck you dirty fucking retard CLEAN YOURSEVES FFS

buy better toilet paper