We've had many threads about approaching girls at the gym so let's do a reverse version: what should you do if a girl...

We've had many threads about approaching girls at the gym so let's do a reverse version: what should you do if a girl approaches you at the gym? Happened to me a few times recently.

Disclaimer: I'm not talking about "hey, do you need those weights?" type of situations

>"sorry, I have a gf :^)"
>go back to lifting

easy peesee OP.

Slug the cunt for trying to suck the gains out of your sack without giving you a protein pump back to replace those nutrients like only a true bro can

>"sorry, I have a bf :^)"
>go back to lifting

easy peesee OP.

if they're cute try to fuck em if not just be polite?

the fuck u mean what should you do?

t. virgin

t. made a thread about what to do when a girl talks to you.

>Thanks you smell nice haha.

Ask her to get you an onion.

Underrated.

>Chick asks me to spot some baby weight she was benching
>Just got done doing HIIT with battle ropes so I was sweaty as fuck
>She gets done her set and thanks me
>As I walk away she kind of stops me and tells me that I smell like roses
>I'm not an autist by any means but this caught me so off guard that I sperged out and walked away
What the fuck did she mean bros?

Who to spot underaged posters.

First clue

>how do I talk to girls.

it means she, too, suffers from severe autism.

>Who to

She's the one mate.

only whores approach first.

discard and back to training

Ah, I'm glad you came to me. I have the perfect playbook to make sure this never happens and on the off chance it dies, to scare them off within a sentence or two at most.
I just b myself.

What do you say if a doctor asks if you are sexually active?

>What do you say if a doctor asks if you are sexually active?

I usually don't say anything. I just try and fail to hold back the tears. Then I look away and mumble to myself.

She was having a stroke and you just left her there you monster

>that overbite
Damn shame

She was a perfect genetic match for you.
People who are good genetic matches find the other persons BO to smell good. This is all due to genetics. So if a chick digs your scent that literally means you were meant for breeding and you fucked it up.

What if you say no and she follows up with a question about whether you are feeling depressed or not.

Then I lie

I don't think she is interested in you user
I think she jut want the weights for chad
to curl

>what should you do if a girl approaches you at the gym?
Doesn't happen

Where the fuck is your reading comprehension?

It has happened to me.

>tfw a girl came up to me at the gym and asked me on a date

You shot that yucky roastie down, right bro?

Kek

ofc, spaghetti'd all over her and she left

This. A thousand times this.

Decent women will give you hints and openings for you to make a move, but will never make the first move themselves.

>what should you do if a girl approaches you at the gym
Wake up.

had 2 girls talking about me and my gym brah at audible distance
>those guys over there are doing some pretty intense calve sets
bitches better recognize

>>I'm not an autist by any means

seems to me you are