>eat one raw glove >smell for 24+ hours It's not fair.
Nathan Moore
stupid
smart
Kayden Sullivan
Yes, but like everything, it is consumed in moderation
Daniel Phillips
>t. Count Vasile Ardeleascula Do NOT fall for vampiric shills
Thomas Rodriguez
You can call me Vlad if you want bb
Kevin Hernandez
Get ye gone, spawn of satan Veeky Forums is a mortal board
Elijah Gonzalez
Like cmon, fit is for lifters, i'm a vampire weightlifter, it checks out
Jackson Richardson
How's about I lift a silver cross and bring it down on your pale-ass forehead you undead bitefag
Joseph Nguyen
Only works on Christian vampires, kiddo.
Jose Ortiz
God damn it I wish I could eat spaghetti aglio e olio every single day, problem is that everything smells after cooking and eating garlic.
Jacob Rodriguez
Good thing I've got a silver fedora ready to go for you babygirl
Jose Brown
I had like 2 cups of garlic cause im sick remind me how i am a real man
Jayden Hughes
Who /5clovesaday/ here?
Logan Hughes
Dracul pls go.
Cameron Morris
>not doing TCRCAD: a 20 clove roast chicken a day
Evan Rivera
you will smell like a REAL man.
Dominic Fisher
Just ate quark cheese with mackerel fish and 4 pieces of garlic plus 2 onions. Now quick shower and I am going to the club.
Nolan Richardson
Is 2 cloves a day alright? I eat them raw with the help of rice cakes so I don't fully burn my throat and make sure to chew completely.
Kevin Long
Wouldn't it be a Hungarian name? Since the rulers of Transylvania were Hungarian?
Camden Reed
How much is too much?
Austin Cox
>t. gains vampire
Josiah Howard
i eat both and i dont smell like shit. Know how? I smoke cigarettes so they dont smell the garlic and onion
Dylan Foster
>garlic >onion >cigs >sips G-guys the prophecy is unfolding before our eyes
Ian Williams
>You will eat it raw Enjoy yout stomach pains.
Carter Miller
i will mind you that i masterbate to fat black women and imagine them farting on my face
Grayson Foster
fucking gutlet
Sebastian Morales
what you smokin?
Jace Sanchez
2 C L O V E S C L O V E S
The other user speaks the truth. 1-2 cloves daily has been shown to have massive health benefits specifically for testicles, but it has also been shown that too much is also bad for the testes, so stick to 1-2 a day boyos.
Logan Green
malboro. dunhill if i really want that good nicotine kick
Isaac Edwards
>place garlic clove in small canning jar >add silky white filtered bacon fat >microwave on high 1 minute >eat bacon flavored garlic >drink bacon grease TESTOSTEROOOOOOOOOOONE
Ethan Fisher
Remember to slice it first, and just don't cook it too long. Oxygen exposure increases allicin bioavailability. Rhonda Patrick did a short piece on it somewhere
Isaac Rodriguez
Toxic to low test soyboys like you Then again you think masculinity is toxic, so it might be
Ryder Moore
This man ate garlic for years non stop and look at him. Would you rather be a sad onion beta or join the garlic chads?
David Bennett
Enjoy not having testes.
Cooper Gonzalez
>cooking garlic >not chewing it raw and swallowing like candy Are you inviting us to Soyboy Club?
Justin Flores
But u cant eat much garlic on birth control pills
Blake Barnes
Think about the way hippies talk about CBD. Picture them toking and saying shit like: "this herb cures cancer, why is it illegal? mannnnn..." They way these hippie fucks talk about marijuana, all that shit is ACTUALLY true about garlic. The compound ajoene is what CBD aspires to be. Let me list the ways: >antioxidant (yes meme tier but wait...) >anti-clotting >anti-viral >anti-bacterial >anti-fungal >anti-parasitic (got rid of pin worms this way once) >literally convinces cancer cells to kill themselves
Kayden White
real talk: can i swallow the clove whole?
thinking about doing the three week garlic cycle to BTFO any intestinal parasites
Carter Miller
forgot to mention >wards off evil vampires
Isaac Brown
you can cut down the taste by pickling them
Luke Young
Who the fuck takes these stock photos, and why? Is it purely for memes?
Adrian Kelly
Is this true? I literally eat like 3 bulbs of garlic a day minimum because i love roasted garlic. I skewer it and just eat it plain after roasting over hot coal. I would say I eat more garlic than 99.9999% of the world. At what fucking level of consumption is garlic toxic?
Elijah Robinson
of course, what kinda asshole wouldn't do it for the memes?
Logan Price
Search garlic on examine.com The thresold should be around 25 grams of raw garlic. I'm not sure if cooked counts to be honest, i think not.
Ayden Ward
everything in moderation lads
2-3 and it keeps you from getting stomach illnesses probably don't need anymore
Jace Miller
Get this bloat maxxing faggot outta here
Benjamin Anderson
An user eat onions for a week and his test went from 500ng to 1400ng, saw it on another thread
Tyler Parker
onion, garlic, beans, white rice
you will be fuckin huge
Robert Williams
Bump.
Jonathan Hill
ferment onions and garlic in a brine solution for the triple threat combo of onion/garlic/probiotic pills for maximum gains and gut health
Luis Ramirez
agreed there we some vampires outside my house last night so I offered myself to them but they could smell the garlic on my breath lel
Jason Roberts
>vasile >hungarian name you're triggering me soyboy
Landon Thomas
unironically what i eat 99% of the time. but with tuna broccoli and corn
Nathan White
but thats how you make basic rice
>sautee some garlic and onion in olive oil and with a bay leaf >throw in the rice after a bit and let it sautee a bit too >add water >near the end of the cooking add cooked beans so they soften a bit and re-heat
and that's a tasty ass basic rice, can do with turnip greens, shredded carrots, peas, whatever add a full teaspoon of some good butter at the end/when all the water is absorbed and evaporated and then fluffit with a fork, put lid back again and let it rest off heat
t. Portuguese
Camden Bennett
Wait, just a couple cloves? You guys really can't eat a whole bulb? I've been doing that multiple time, no problems whatsoever, are you sure your problems aren't just placebo?
Jaxon Rivera
felbasz engem is
Kayden Nguyen
Link? That's a fucking enormous shift.
Blake Martinez
heló tesik :DDD
Carter Adams
van /fit whatssapp csoportunk, írj a [email protected] címre és felveszlek
Henry Cruz
If you truly wish to know the depth of the garlic benefits, just look at this link
Its positive effects are extremely well established. Even things like "rate of sickness" goes down with it.
It seems like the onion meme may also be good because it will also acclimate people to eating "Bad tasting" foods (which are actually extremely good). If people eat garlic, and onions, they partake of a food pallet that desires to be cooked, to be consumed in other dishes, which are natural. A step away from the processed poisons, and sweets. In a way I think that by accepting these foods, you will accept the bitterness of life, and in turn this acceptance will reward you with better well being.
Angel White
and then look at this picture, spices of european origin but also other "foul tasting" foods are here. People really need to learn how to cook with them again. Many of these will boost test thanks to their estrogen reducing properties, which almost none of the youth eats these days...hence 1/2 of danish boys get female tits for a period of time lol.
Daniel Rivera
Source
David Phillips
In other words, Jews. Since the vampire myth is based on Jews in the first place due to their several thousand year old practice of draining gentile children of their blood in ritual sacrifice. And as we see, the Jewish media went mad as fuck about this whole garlic/onion thing immediately.
Brody Lee
írtam
Andrew Nguyen
Veeky Forums user in eastern Europe here
I cannot comment or say anything about test increases but I eat 2 cloves everyday and its amazing for your immune system, I havent been sick or had a cold in 5 years now
James Thomas
sauce?
Ryder Young
if I eat 2 cloves of garlic, how do I not smell afterwards forever?
Nicholas Torres
I've tried eating 2-3 cloves a day but my stomach didn't like it. Diarrhea for days. Am I the only one who had this problem? I searched on Google and apparently it's quite common, but I never see it mentioned in these threads.
William Taylor
Try eating less of it. Garlic is very important food.
Matthew Powell
I got bit by a rabid raccoon while tripping on acid. went to the hospital and then ate 1 bulb of garlic. Eating it raw with vegetable juice wasn't so bad
Justin Cooper
>Veeky Forums is a mortal board get the FUCK out, humanity
Grayson Gutierrez
It was pretty gud.
Oliver Gonzalez
...
Angel Hughes
Those are some of the shittest fake blood work I think I have ever seen. Did the person who made that ever see what a legit set looked like.
Juan Ramirez
Reminder that if you eat too much of a strong smelling food your body will slowly ecrete a similar odor in your sweat. One of the reason Indians and the like have their particular odor, from all the spices they eat.
My girlfriend's uncle used to eat garlic cloves raw every day until her dad told him he needs to stop because he always smelled like rancid garlic at family gatherers. Same thing will happen with high daily intake of onions but if you like smelling like a pajeet I wont stop you.
Michael Garcia
Not an argument. Only soyboys hate the smell of true man, the GARLIC smell
Wyatt Ross
Wario is chad as fuck >goes hunting for priceless treasures on a regular basis >CEO of successful, well connected startup >peacefully negotiated with alien lifeform that initially intended on subjugating earth >strength rivals that of gorillas and large monsters >throws lavish parties for his friends and cronies nonstop >brought his personal luxury sports coup to a go kart race >friends still on good terms with him after he literally jewed them out of their money >caught the eye of a tsundere high school girl >due to Diamond City connections he probably literally has more power over his country than peach does >had a crush on princess peach when he was younger, but he got over it and isn't being her manchild beta orbiter like mario and bowser are
Ryder Sanchez
Only a soyboy would need to rely on something like garlic to raise their test. I guess vegans are all high test since onions and garlic are staples in many of their diets.
Leo Reed
I don't know how americanfags season the food but here I put garlic on rice, beans, meat...everything I cook I put garlic. It's pretty good.
Leo Scott
>the onion meme maybe it's a meme, but are you man enough to meme?
Brody Rogers
That can mean only one thing, user. It's working.
Ayden Thompson
I hope Veeky Forums women aren't this retarded. You should be consuming soy because it boosts your estrogen, not consuming high test foods. Testosterone will make you age like shit instead of giving you big juicy tiddies.
Jose Scott
that looks pretty good, pair it with some lentil soup for extra gainz
Jayden Foster
I only started eating onion daily two or three days ago, but my pits stink like a hairy turks today. I was giving my cousin hell for smelling and being dirty, but I realized that when I went bed it was my sweat that smelt like that. I'm kind of proud now though, I smell really musky.
Sebastian Nguyen
>yes goyi- guys don't eat too much garlic
Julian Perry
crush garlic in milk ??? profit
Logan Jones
S I P S is no meme my friend
Jack Lopez
The trick to eating garlic and onions which give you a zesty musky smell is to smoke a pipe with some aromatic tobacco which when mixed with the musk produces an irresistible pheromone like attraction from women.
Dylan Watson
>artificial sweeteners Not gonna make it bro. Too bad. everything else is on point.