Enter gym

>Enter gym
"HEYYY BROTHERRRR, THERE'S AN ENDLESS ROAD TO REDISCOVER"

AND WHEN THE SKIES COME FALLING DOWN...

>be lifting and listening to music on a non-native FLAC player app
>accidentally unplug earphones

GAS GAS GAS
I’M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
TONIGHT I’LL FLY
AND BE YOUR LOVER
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I’LL BE SO QUICK AS A FLASH...

What fucked gym do you go to

The app devs didn’t program automatic pause when you unplug the headphone jack.

It was my music on full phone volume...

i cant imagine how embarassing that must be

> enter gym
> And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, "Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade

> And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves, And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves

Imagine walking into the gym and hearing "single ladies" playing.
This is my hell

>be playing frisbee next to outdoor trunker treat
>There's a DJ there
>Here the opening of Waka Flocka flame
>It hits that point
>Parents are starting to look at DJ, realizing what's about to go down
>Expect a massive gap in the music
>DJ is talking with hot chick onstage
>I GO HARRRD IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN PAINT NIGGA!!!!!!
>mfw DJ has done this in front of an audience composed mainly of 2-9 year olds

good song, going to listen to it right now

>bebop into the gym
"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down"

>enter gym
>start my workout, play Swalla on my phone
>it starts on the gym radio three seconds later
>mfw

Everytime I see guys at the gym or in a video in a gym lifting to super gay music I'm so confused. How the fuck can they do it? Do they mentally block out the music? Because that's impossible even if they ignore the noise, that gay shit is getting into your subconscious. And the songs now are about one cuck philosophy after another no matter how happy the melody might try to sound, so if you actually let your brain hear the lyrics it's infuriating.

One time country music was playing and I had to go and find the radio in the back room and turn it off. Nobody complained so I guess I did the right thing. It was just some faggot rapping about how much he wishes he wasn't a cuck.

To think there are people who expose themselves to this shit without a filter.

>autism

>I don't wanna be alive
I don't wanna be alive
I just wanna die today
I just wanna die
I don't wanna be alive
I don't wanna be alive
I just wanna die
And let me tell you why

This song makes me so fucking angry

>listens to girl music without noticing it because he was raised to be a little girl

Yeah there is all kinds of retarded mind control shit out right now.

Brainlets like this have no clue Literally too stupid to think about what's being put in their head.

>enter the gym
"Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok,
Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!
Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot,
Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz!"

DES

FOR YOU THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS WORLD I WOULDN'T DO

INITIAL DL

>Enter gym
HEY I JUST MET YOU

>his music doesn't stop when his earplugs are disconnected
is this 2003?

It's 2017 and my iphone X jailbreak overclocked handset instantly syncs itself to all surrounding speakers in a 50 metre distance if my headphones disconnect


>tfw headphones fall out and the gym starts playing my pornography test boosting megamix

I unironically listen to nigger music because its alpha as fuck and makes me feel like the shit

...

whos this THICCY you guys keep posting

...

I broke my headphones a while ago and haven't had the dough to pay up for another decent bluetooth pair, so I got used to being stuck listening to absolutely cucktastic, bottom of the fagbarrel gay music. It's not really that hard to just drown it out if you concentrate on your lifts, and after a few days unless it's really annoying nigger shit you don't even notice it.
Intense music doesn't really help me lift either though, so maybe I'm just a freak who can't use his muscles and brain at the same time.

>WHO CAN RELATE
>WOO

Top kek

NO. GET OUT.

>enter gym