ITT: We pretend Veeky Forums is majority female

ITT: We pretend Veeky Forums is majority female

>5'4" master race checking in

What's the best machine for toning? I don't want to get too big, just toned.

>5'4"

lmao, womanlet

Enjoy having midget children

Sip thread. What's your favorite sip, gals?

Fucking manlets

>Drinking the caffeinated patriarchy

Wew lady

How do I make my tits look bigger?

What's the best glute exercise, anonettes?
There's this cute chad at my gym and I want to impress him with my ass but I'm a glutelette. Help!

I need to start shaving my asshole but I have no idea how..my boyfriend really doesn't like it.

I do squats, but be careful. You may queef a lot.

Fucking womenlet, 5'9'' and above is the true master race anything below shoot yourself in the vagina

>tfw Chad went home with that dumb cardiobunny slut instead of me

Is this true

dears, that creep from the gym asked me out yesterday, OMG I was so nervous, he is SO weird.
I told Chad about it and he said that if that dude comes close to me again he is gonna break him, it feels so good to be protected by my man

there's this guy at my gym that just keeps on yawning between his sets... also each time I pass by him he stinks of onions, this is why we need women only gyms

this is a good thread

Why can't I do doggystyle squats without men staring at me? They are such losers lol

Every day is glute kickback day!

I pissed myself while squatting again, wat do?

womanlets, when will they learn?

Rate My routine fem
ABxABxx
A
Airsquats 5*10
Glute kickbacks 5*10
Loungues 5*10
Hip thrusts 5*10
B
Airsquats 5*10
Glute kickbacks 5*10
Loungues 5*10
Hip thrusts 5*10

>tfw no bbc bf

>squatting in the middle of the gym
what

>tfw fell for the bbc meme, got tyrone with his average 5.3" black dick and an ugly mulatto goblin
JUST

Saw a dyel beta browsing Veeky Forums at the gym OMG loser, can't wait to suck off chad later today though.

I heard on TV that machines are used by steroid abusing body builders so you should do something like yoga for toning.

>tfw gym selfie only gets 10 likes
>tfw no tinder matches above 6 ft
>tfw sweat wears off makeup

>tfw perioded in the squat rack again

h-hold me lasses

10/10 posts.

Gosh, I heard there's a board where some losers courage each others to eat raw onions every day.

You would all be terrible trannies.

>Trying to get the tall skinny cute blonde guys attention
>he seems nervous around me
>try talking to him about squat form
>Chad walks up and starts flirting with me
>cute guy goes back to squatting

I just want that cute guy to impregnate me

>tfw went to the gym
>tfw did 10 minutes of star machine, 10 minutes of core, a few lunges and 5 minutes of talking to Brad the Personal Trainer
>left afterwards

Quite the workout today!

>asked cute guy for 3 different spots
>didn't even ask for my number
what more do i have to do? :(

I'll take this as a compliment.

>Only 10 reps per sets

How are you going to be toned, dear?

(Nice try, lanklet)

>Tfw dating cute 6'1 guy
>Take him home, he's hesitant to take off his shoes for some reason
>After a bit of talking he finally does so, immediatly broke it up with him

Why do short guys do this femanons? It's one thing to overcompensate but it's another to flat out lie. Can't believe I wasted my good makeup on this, ugh.

Is it true eating onions will turn me into *this*?

projecting hard.

Ugh men are pigs
>At the gym in my bra and panties (you do workout in your underwear, right?)
>Every guy is staring at me, like just because my boobs are out means it's a free pass to look at me
>One guy even had the audacity to ask for my number, I said no and he said "oh okay", ugh
Can't I just work out in peace?

kek

Anyone wanna share their post-workout smoothie recipe?

since trannies act like insecure men 90% of the time and strippers the remaining 10%, I'd say they'd do just fine

looks good femfriend, but don't forgot to WARM UP by doing hip circles gal!

Why does everyone say im an attention whore. I think what im wearing is fine. Do they want me to wear a body burka?

Skateboard squats tone your glutes right? I just dont wanna do barbell squats because i dont wanna get like does huge muscular bodybuilder chicks!! Thats ugly as hell!!
Also, im currently on a no yellow food diet and its Working great! I havent lost any weight but I fell way better! Have you taken the no yellow food diet pill femanon??
Xoxoxox

>“Oh okay”
Wow!!! Some guys just can’t take a hint

I had a similar experience today wearing my flesh colored skin tight pants. I caught several creeps looking at me when I was doing my air-squat-kicks in front of all the benchs.

squats.

Have any out you ever spoken to a woman?
> oh wait I'm on Veeky Forums

You are such a bitch

how many situps do i have to do to get abs?
-thanks xoxoxo

I have this problem were man get angry at me because I use the bench press to do my glute kick backs.
I mean, whats the problem? I can use the gym equipment for whatever I want right??
Men can be SUCH sour losers OMG

Have any of you ever noticed what an exaggeration is?

>oH wAiT iM rEtArDeD

Pumpkin spice latte /sip/ reporting in. It's so fallish I love it

There's this weird small guy who always sips water after he's finished doing weighted squats. He has these weird heeled shoes, guess to make him taller. Normally I wouldn't think much of it as the gym
is usally full of creeps who stand behind me when i'm walking on the treadmil at 3mph. But today i finally decided to go to the weights, and this is where it started to get weird. I was doing deadlifts? With the 5kg bar, and he kept whispering "fuck" in a weird exhasted way. Should i report him? Also how big will
i get from doing weights?

I'm sorry, but those wish fulfillment animes, doujins, and mangas you've been reading never come true except in the case of the woman being more damaged than the man (who is a subprime market choice because he is not fulfilling the masculine ideals)

If you are not fit, not making decent money, and not disciplined ANY WOMAN that is attracted to you is garbage. When you fix yourself and start taking care of yourself you will notice this.

Sorry, bud. People, friends, professionals, and relationship partners all stay relatively close to they league they are in, and if not then one party in the relationship will be at a disadvantage equal to the gap in value.

I am unironically drinking a protein smoothie right now.
>few ice cubes
>some assorted frozen mixed berries (straw, rasp, black, and blue)
>2 scoops
>plain Greek yogurt
>orange juice
Exact measurements need not apply

Don't worry about it Veeky Forumsina, i'm sure you look great already :))
No need to post your body, i believe you :)))
Whenever I'm having a fat day I just buy some lulu lemon yoga pants :))))

>perioded
Dick or GTFO larper

>6'1"

Lmao she fell for the """king""" of manlets meme

Powerful combo

that is so funny because a 6'4" chad does the same thing but he's weird in a hot way you know?
he's all I can think about like omg I always make sure he can see my butt but why does he never say hi or something

>2017
>not having squat plug front and back
ain't gonna make it, gurl

>Two scoops
Good luck with that extra belly fat
Jkjk looove your recipe

Decent posts

The rest is /r9k/ fagotry

These are okay too
(cont)

Anyone have good Virgin vs Stacy memes? I need to share some with my friends on Facebook

>chestlet was doing bench next to me yesterday.
>today she walks in with a padded bra.
Chestlets, when will they learn?
>their face when.

>LoOk aT mE i KnOW wHiCh PoStS aRe gOod
Faggot

I unironically do that ( squat 3 pl8 for reps)

>tfw born ugly
Should I kms?

who is our bloatmaxx leader?

The pec fly machine

just a reminder that life is pain

drink soymilk

...

omg! Daquan cock is so big, it felt so good

I had sex with 14 men this year 5 black guys my new bf dumped me when i told him. Why are men so insecure?

Somebody always has it worse.

I just want to run my tongue up and down this sticc tummy.
No lesbo.

>tfw no bf

Sauce?

Where's the squat rack?

Tampon.

>gym should be banned they promote male power fantasy
>weights are sexist, they let men lift them easier
>men should have a penalty put on them when competing in weightlifting with women
>Everyone except me is a whore
>We need more machines so i can use them wrong

update your meme game

Sister split
Monday: legs
Tuesday: legs
Wednesday: legs
Thursday: legs
Friday: legs
Saturday: cry at home because no man wants you
Sunday: breakfast with the girls, contemplate life and have a D&M with the cat.

I'd still bend her over doggy style and fuck dat pussy while her little stink hole is staring back at me

What do you lift for?

Hey guys. :)

I just got back from the gym. I feel great! Everyone there is so nice. I can’t wait to go back. :)

What store on this planet sells underwear that small,,, and who freaking designed it ?

>research purposes

I got ya sis

fucking Staceys think they can take all the boy, just wait you cunt

dick or GTFO

wicked weasel is one place

there are literally thousands of others, tho.

Is this true? Delete it

I lift for my papi

Have you girls swallowed the facepill yet? Legit just lol @ your life if you haven't. Stacey is busy fucking CHAD while you're gymceling, coping for a his intimacy.

Stacy looked so big at Zumba today.
Haha omg
Let's go get drinks girls.
Driiiiiinks