/fraud/

/fraud/ - shit tier memes for a shit tier board

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

previously on people not understanding what "no source talk" means and getting banned for it:

who’s the ugly trap in the OP

I wonder if she's still a heroin-dealing pimp.

Makes sense to lift then, but its more about your own skinny insecurity then actually lifting to get a girl I'd say.

As for the tan, getting melanotan 2, cant keep a tan for shit and it gets expensive... what gym do you go to?

fit 4 free, i was thinking about melatonan but then again i tan pretty easily. which is weird considering i was snow white for my whole life.

>roiding for this

I've had a nice tan before by going once a week but it faded so quickly.
Tanning is also stupid expensive....

Tanning does make everything look better.

>roiding for (you)'s

was estp actually a she?

damn I would hit.

Can someone screen cap sst and email it to me? I got denied access for some reason.

officer pls go

What ever happened to glands?

Did he ever cure his face?

Why is he not currently acting like an ass in fraud??

I need them for research.. Yeah that. And protons. Mail.

as of right now my only priority in life is to look good.

i've sold my pc, got accutane coming, diet like a fucking autistic person.

i dont do shit anymore irl besides lifting eating sleeping and studying.

fairly content too lmfao.

sorry schat

there is no (original) sst anymore. are you referring to AG, FTE, sst2...?

Net.

breh.... it's automatically denied for anyone not logged in. create an account.

The fuck. I didnt realize that. I was able to go on before without one for some reason. Thanks for the heads up.

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If you're happy with it keep it up.
What are you currently running?

geen probleem jij bent ook alleen maar eerlijk

75mg test e per week right now.

gonna do test e 500mg for 20 weeks.

figured mast or anything else wouldn't add much value and this is the best value option.

Why not cruise at 150mg+ for more gains?
Unless money is also a concern.

The 500mg sounds fine, going to do bloods?

anything past 100 gives me itchy nips and i dont have ai on hand.

definitely planning to do bloods.

>geen probleem jij bent ook alleen maar eerlijk
is this even a language wtf

jeesh please do get ai

No problem you're just being honest*

now you get why i cruise so low.

also i need to get rid of this fucking nolvadex.
i got 50 10mg tabs from euro pharmaceutical and like 20 20mg tabs from this indian pharmacy.

ffs im sitting on shit i cant sell

Save them just in case.

well at least you can take a joke, I'll stop being a cunt now

Does going faster or slower help with PIP at all?

Dumb question: if my wife gets pregnant and the baby is a girl will my juicing affect the baby's long term development

I don't mean juicing when I impregnate her, I mean just having sex while she is pregnant

depends on what you mean.

stabbing fast will reduce pip, actually injecting will also.

injecting slower*

>injecting [fast] will [reduce pip]
N O

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how are you even old enough to have a kid if you have to ask something this stupid

How to I CBT coming off 8 spring onions a week?

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Reporting in on day 5 of frauding with onions. My girlfriend thinks I'm crazy and delusional. "How can eating a ton of onions do anything good?" She found out today. She was reading a book and drinking coffee earlier. All of a sudden my dick, which is usually small, got super hard and was at least 4 inches longer than usual. I snatched her book away, spilling her coffee, and bent her over the arm of the couch. I pounded her so hard she came 4 times. I made her call me Onion Daddy, after that.

Fuck yeah onions!

that's what you said before fixing it though, retard

it's time to stop

why did you respond anyway when i fixed my statement.

i really need to proof read my shit tho.

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Day 6 on the onion diet ... didn't believe it at first but it's real. Been chopping onions and putting them in all my food.
Sat down for dinner today, mom made fahitas and they had onions in but they were cooked so added some raw ones from my onion box (I keep a box of chopped up onions so I don't have to keep cutting them up every day and I can keep them next to my bed). Dad and brother keep laughing at me but instead of taking it, today I turn and stare them down real intense and say "Fuck off, cunts."
Well my dad jumps up and gets me in a headlock, but I flex and strain and scratched his hand up pretty bad, pretty sure I might have hit him too I was flailing a lot. Now my whole family is looking at me like they're scared of me.
What superpowers have you noticed, Veeky Forums?

Anons how much could you lift before you started committing fraud?

I’m in my 30s and the plan is to hit lmao 1/2/3/4 then jump on.

I'm 27 and I'm jumping on to get to and surpass that. My Diddy is bollocks

my strength didn't increase much from test. it shoots way the fuck up on certain orals and tren then goes back down when I hop off

>nano will NEVER cuddle and hold his arms around you

That's because your training is probably shit

nah, it's because strength gains from test is a meme, unless you start from some garbo trainee shit like sub 2 plates bench/sub 3 squat

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>for this

Thank you /fraud/ you've helped me get accepted by my macho ex-con uncle as the family musclehead.

What your cycle? I hope it's only a low dose of test

Fuck, does anyone in /Fraud/ look good?
>inb4 MasT
No timestamp, doesn't exist

mast is a mentally ill faggot,crusaders level

>tfw back starts thickening up again
>tfw try pinning delts again and it aint no thing

I'd still take him over crusader over any day though. At least he isnt an emotional low test anime posting loser. I don't really like masT though

It's hard for me to reach over to my other shoulder to pin and do it right. I mean I can get it done but it's usually a struggle which makes the needle jiggle around. Feels bad being the stereotypical inflexible big guy

most of the really big/strong guys like ghandi, farmer and brick don't post here much.

Good is relative, but yeah the level on fraud seems pretty weak atm. The main posters have just started

>Tfw took some noopept yesterday morning and now I woke up and am wide awake at 2 am...
I needed it though cause I lacked sleep and needed a sharp mind for last day at internship. Everyone was so nice there though, I'm gonna miss them, they invited me for Christmas dinner though so that's good.

>be skinnyfat
>cut for ~3 months
>look pretty lean, not bad
>start slowly eating more
>lifts go up, but Im skinnyfat again now
Welp, I think its safe to assume its time to /fraud/. Do you guys agree?

Thoughts on an anavar only cycle to recomp? If thats really as bad as people say though, how about 500mg test e and some anavar?

If I can just get a solid recomp once, I wont do another cycle. srs.

Do you even lift apoc? You're probably the only person with a name/trip that I haven't seen

Is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment? :(

500mg 20 week cycle.

I lift but I havent touched steroids in over a year now. I look decent but I don't see a reason to post my physique because I am not roiding nor do I look like I do now. I like to discuss steroids and advice people and sometimes shitpost though.

I shake a little too, but the pip isn't bad at all.

Should you use your real name of a fake one for shipping from a source?

>175lbs
>oblique veins
>maybe I'll finally taste happiness for the first time in my life after 5lbs of more cutting
>decide to pin for first time
>eat at maintenance for a week
>pin 300mg test e, twice a week
>week into first cycle
>190lbs
>oblique veins gone
>bloated
>look like shit
>literally want to kill myself

It's like I'm back at square one. What do I do? I feel like I'm losing everything.

Up the dose

I'm looking to start on a lose dose of test to cruise in the high-normal range (then will do a blast after some time on), just got blood work back and have seen that I have fairly low testosterone. What's a good starting place, trying to decide between 150 or 200 ew

what are you taking for AI? sounds like you have high E2 to me

So the low end of test "reference range" is bad but still "winthin standard range"
Is the high end of Estro reference range the same? - Like what is optimal Natty estro range?
Read the Wiki but couldnt find the answer in there.

as long as you dont have gyno its fine

If youre aiming for 'High normal range' 100mg/w is plenty. Just get bloods after a month or two of being on and see where you're at. 200mg is definitely supraphysiological

Is it ok to start out with 50mg of winstrol?

roids did not help me with arm wrestling.

/fraud/ when injecting bi-weekly how often do you rotate injection sites?

How many sites do you use?

Preferred sites?

Needle gauges?

How many ccs?

Yeah, but what level do high estro sides start? Like the bloat n shit. Im assuming that happens before gyno.

Anyone else watch the punisher on netflix?

I think it's the first thing marvel i've enjoyed for 3+ years.

I liked to do it like this:
Right quad
Left quad
Right glute
Left glute
Right delt
Left delt
Repeat

So on PCT LH and FSH values are actually better than AFTER PCT. LH had recovered and was in range but now it's not even in range and neither is FSH. Test is at 199. Obviously my PCT failed. Is clomid 50/50/25/25 worth trying? What about HCG?

I got me some sibutramine a while ago, day 15now and i can full on recomend it. If anyone has trouble keeping your fat fingers out of the cookie jar that stuff does wonders.
You just dont get hungry anymore period.

I have a retarded question.

If you do a cycle of 500mg of test, get gains, then drop to 250mg of test to cut and then drop to 100/150mg of test for a long-life TRT dose. Would you lose your gains from 500mg and 250mg?

From what I understand you only lose some gains during PCT because you basically have no Testosterone in your body when you come off gear.

So when you stay on 100/150mg of test, you still have test to sustain those muscle.

Correct? Or am I autistic?

Yea it seems correct but I'm also retarded.
I also don't see why at the end of a cycle you couldn't drop down to a trt dose for a while then blast hcg as you come off the test completely hopefully letting you keep basically everything and recover really easily.

I thought HCG during the whole thing? HCG as PCT makes no sense

>pin 300mg test e, twice a week
300mg per week or 300mg per shot for 600mg weekly total?

You got bloated from test which is literally what happens on test. I gained almost 10 lbs in 5 days after my first pin of test e. Dial in your AI and bloat should fade away.

i wonder how much guys like heath or kai would have to pin to maintain their mass

>tfw only ever pinned quads
i feel like im missing out on the finer things

>just rubbed it out twice in a row to bbw black ass porn

What have you guys done to me

It's not worth pinning the shoulders, easier to fuck something up. I'd rather do steady thigh shot than a jiggly broken needle delt.

>black bbw
Disgusting. Only BBW milky skin or white tanned sluts.

i never pinned delts but im bit scared because if you fuck up you can't lift at all. If you get crippling pip in your ass or quad you can train upper body which is literally the only important thing. No one cares about legs.

How do I go about dropping to a test u cruise from a 500mg test blast fellas? I'm going on vacation for a month so I was gonna stop pinning the test e for two weeks to drop levels, then pin 500mg of test u a week before leaving, then crash e2 with asin before leaving so the levels even out as I come up

>No one cares about legs.
This. I still do legs 1x week with light weight to get a pump, to not have total chicken legs. I still want to get my legs into slim fit though :^)

var's bad for recomp because recomp takes a long ass time and var's expensive

Come on now. I've been pinning shoulders almost exclusively for more than a year now and not only do my needles still pierce them like a knife through butter, but I've also never encountered any PIP, nor have I injured myself in any way.

Delts are a superb pin spot.

For you

i trained my legs 4 times in total during my first 500mg blast and they got bigger. My ass also got bigger.