So have any of you unironically tried the onion juice test boost?

Yes, Veeky Forums and /pol/ have the most insecure anons.

I've been a longtime garlicman, just getting into onions. I bought a big container of onion powder, I've been putting it heavy on everything I've been eating.

usually someone is making money off of snake oil

>phd in onion farming
>300k starting
>all the free test I need
get fucked grocery cucks

its literally an onion user. even if it doesnt boost test, its still healthy. you have nothing to lose yet you are calling it a meme. its like telling your son that the spoon the food is on is a plane.

the fuck are you talking about?
i ate 2 raw onions yesterday (bread with onions, sliced tomato, pepper&salt).
tasted good, had no significant negative effects.

Can I see literally even one person's before and after blood work showing this "300% test boost"

>Onions
>Snake oil
>A cheap mass produced vegtable is snake oil

Even if it didn't boost test, I fail to see how the juden are taking money from our pockets on this one.

What I can believe is more likely is them shilling againts it.

I'm literally eating a lot more salads than before now so even if onion doesn't do shit i should be healtier.

Taste good yes but other people will think your breath smells like onions and they always make my farts smell really bad whenever I eat a large amount

its a figure of speech dummies. I meant tha people here are falling for stupid miracle products and routines. In a few weeks we'll see infowars products being shilled and retards falling for it.
We already have people dumb enough to think that Nofap raises your testosterone ffs

Unless you were a starving sleep deprived hobo before you started eating the onions (which is what I'm assuming the human equivalent of what the rats were), you're probably not going to see a 300% test boost.

That said, no, because everyone here is fucking lazy, unorganized, and selfish. Including me and you. Everyone here wants before and after test results but no one wants to do it themselves.

>We already have people dumb enough to think that Nofap raises your testosterone ffs

Well, it does.

so trying out something that could work is stupid? even if it has little chance of working, you should still try instead of just saying fuck it its not happening. you are never gonna make it with that mindset. i also know that you have never tried nofap for more than a week before. people dont do nofap because of test, they do it because it makes them feel better.

Yes but this is an onion, not a miracle product.

If anything it may just give us a taste for onions.

>but other people will think

> We already have people dumb enough to think that Nofap raises your testosterone
> we

are you implying were a team or someting?

>Sudden rise because your body wants you to rape and impregnate somebody
>Lowers to normal levels when it realizes you're a loser that gets no pussy
I mean yeah, its great the first 2 days but thats it.
The onion juice is a dumb but harmless idea, but it leads to people trying stupid shit just to see if it works instead of actualy educating themselves.
>you have never tried nofap for more than a week before
lol. you don't know me, dumbass. I've tried, killed my libido after 3 weeks. Noporn is legit though.

No one is claiming that eating onions will instantly quadruple your test in just days. There is a thing called long term improvement, you jerk dick.

Yes. For being kids obsessed with jewish tricks they jumped in pretty quick on the onion bandwagon.
Shit's based on one rat study from years ago.

trying and seeing for yourself is the best way of educating yourself. i agree that noporn is more important than nofap, but what you experienced is a flatline and it passes.

>trying and seeing for yourself is the best way of educating yourself.
Actually it's reading up and not doing whatever someone tells you to do in an Estonian basket weaving forum

you are eating an onion, not jumping into a pool of lava. what you are saying only applies to things that could turn out to be dangerous. i cant see how trying to eat onions could harm you in any way

I'm sure they are good for you, but the will make your semen taste like shit. so don't be surprised when no girl sucks you more than once or won't even go out with you twice.

>the will make your semen taste like shit
So that explains it.

Either I'm being memed or you're the densest motherfucker here.
Are you also going to start listening to synthwave while working out now that > said it increases testosterone?

It doesn't lower back to normal levels unless you jerk off, even after the peak it stays around day 5-6 equivalent and starts building back up again from there.

Did onions rape your mother or something?

To say that it is a guarantee that onions boost test in humans would be sensationalizing, and frankly nobody here has said that that is the case, only that it worked in rats and that they encourage other anons to do it.

Though we can't prove that it will boost test, there is sound medical science behind the idea that there are components in onions like querticin that might promote sex organ health and thus promote better productions of testosterone. The allicin in garlic has been pretty much proven to have a potent anti-oxidative effect on testicles, it is not that far fetched to say that onions could have a compound that does the same.

At the end of the day nobody is trying to sell you anything, they are telling you to go out and buy one of cheapest vegetables out there and to eat one (an) (1) of them a day. Some anons were even giving salad recipes for getting in your raw onion that I tried and they were delicious, plus I got my other veggies and greens in. All this "snake oil" is selling you is to eat more fucking fresh vegetables, and I don't think you can find any study that's gonna tell you that it's anything but healthy for you.

Let the shilling begin

>shilling against onions AND nofap
Highly curious

Onion eating old fag here. I’ve been on raw onions before some of you fags where born almost 20 years now. Back in my day we never needed to cycle or cared if it was white or red. I do remember some serious gain off pearls though out of Mexico. Leaned a few combos in the kitchen that make it easier.

>1/2 Cup of melted Cheese wiz + 1 Cup Chopped onion mixed in a bowl

>1/2 Cup peanut butter and 1Cup chopped onion mixed in a bowl (My personal favorite)

> sliced raw onion with sprinkles of crushed Captain Crunch cereal.

> Diced onion + 1 cup fresh lemon juice + 2 tablespoons of nutmeg. Let soak over night, have with toast in the morning

> 1 Cup of boiled cabbage, strained & cooled + 1 cup chopped onion. Blend together until smooth drink before bed

>1 cup chopped red onion + 175ML plain Greek yogurt + 1 tablespoon cinnamon spice

A Lot of these ingredients work symbiotically with the onion to enhance the natural onion benefits. I have a lot more if anyone interested.
Man do I wish I could fined those pearls again though. They don’t grow them like they use to

Has anyone found a store or a type of store that sells onion juice? I've looked in all major supermarkets and found nothing.

Onion powder should work the same no?

user pls

i had my first raw onion today
it was a yellow onion i had it with pasta
wasn't as bad as i thought it would be i still prefer to eat raw garlic though

>5% nutrition
>6 feet under

I can confirm that it in fact does not make your seamen taste like shit..don't ask how

Most vegetables (even smelly ones) actually make you smell better and have better jizz loads. Junk food, sugar, etc. are what you want to avoid.

>don t ask how
Fagggg

Rip piano, he was a big guy.

LOL you've gotta be trolling me grandpa. Cheese wiz and onions holy fuck my sides.

The only one that looks passable is the last one.

>Cheese wiz and onions

sounds kind of good tbqh...

What this Onion fuss about?
Does it really raise test that much? what exactly causes it in the onion?

We don't know and we don't know. There was a study on rats where feeding them onion juice once a day ended in a 300% test increase after two weeks. People are trying out the equivalent dosage to see if it has any affect on humans.

any results?
and the anecdotal evidence from Veeky Forums?

People reporting boosted libido, muscle pump without lifting, etc etc. Some guy on Bodybuilding claimed he went from 200 to 450 after one week of onions.

It would really help if people here would start getting their levels checked before and after, but everyone including myself is too selfish and lazy.

>eat a raw onion last year
>horny as fuck this morning

Not sure if this is placebo

>last year

meant last night kek

idk, happened to me too tho. It would be really great if we could compile some hard data. Someone besides me, I mean...

it doesnt matter even if it is just a placebo, thats the beauty of placebos. they still fucking work.

how did you eat it? it didnt burn your mouth, nostrils or anything?

Before eating 100g onion every day

After a week.
Definite test boost, not 314% but close. Also lower E2.

That is quite a result if true

How are you cooking/eating your onions

This cannot be real, what the fuck

you fucking with us? That's huge. That's from 100g a day?

>Also lower E2
>Estradiol, also spelled oestradiol, is a steroid, an estrogen, and the primary female sex hormone.

That's a good thing

this is basically legal roids if true

I'm probably getting memed on though

Raw, diced and mixed lightly with olive oil, salt and black pepper

Very real, I've got the pdf of my other results but it has my name and email on so I'm not uploading that

I thought it was a meme at first, but I tried and it does really work

>incredibly legit test result.png

fucking kek I want to believe

>believing this bullshit

I want to believe the onions will save me

I just ate a bitch load of kale and onions. I feel so manly, and a thick spicy flavor in my mouth, about the manly part it could be just placebo but feels good.

If I inject onion juice into my body, will I see better results? Thanks

Better results for society for sure.

>typerwriter font with 3 lines of text
>must be legit
Look, I want this to be real, but I'm gonna need proofs that this is from an actual laboratory.

I also want real proof of this, I don't want to force myself to eat onions unless it works

I tried to blend it with veggies and tomato juice yesterday. Got pretty bad dump in the morning and didn't feel any of the effects.