A E S T H E T I C S

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David's hands are disproportionately large, but otherwise that statue is godlike. I love the look on David's face.

Oh, and David isn't circumcised, which is problematic for a statue of a Jew. Quite a significant thing for someone as meticulous as Michelangelo to overlook. Though, I guess it's possible he didn't know what a circumcised penis looked like and didn't have any Jews around to model for him.

come again?

Large hands signify power

poseidon is the epitome of aesthetics, prove me wrong

The proportions are off because it's meant to be seen from on the ground, looking up in awe, you fucking retard.
Can't wait for the muslims to demolish this gay piece of shit.

Lmao you’re just a handlet. I bet you preferred the smaller Xbox controller huh

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David may have been a manlet with a small dick, but he was the biggest Chad in the Bible. He only had to fight in a handful of battles to be considered a legend, and then after that he just sat around strumming a harp and getting his dick sucked by everyone in Palestine while his army did the fighting for him. He even pulled Philistine hoes while he was a refugee in their land fleeing from Saul.

>David, wearing a linen ephod, danced before the Lord with all his might,
>while he and the entire house of Israel brought up the ark of the Lord with shouts and the sound of trumpets.
>As the ark of the Lord was entering the City of David, Michal daughter of Saul watched from a window. And when she saw King David leaping and dancing before the Lord , she despised him in her heart.
>They brought the ark of the Lord and set it in its place inside the tent that David had pitched for it, and David sacrificed burnt offerings and fellowship offerings before the Lord .
>After he had finished sacrificing the burnt offerings and fellowship offerings, he blessed the people in the name of the Lord Almighty.
>Then he gave a loaf of bread, a cake of dates and a cake of raisins to each person in the whole crowd of Israelites, both men and women. And all the people went to their homes.
>When David returned home to bless his household, Michal daughter of Saul came out to meet him and said, "How the king of Israel has distinguished himself today, disrobing in the sight of the slave girls of his servants as any vulgar fellow would!"
>David said to Michal, "It was before the Lord, who chose me rather than your father or anyone from his house when he appointed me ruler over the Lord 's people Israel-I will celebrate before the Lord.
>I will become even more undignified than this, and I will be humiliated in my own eyes. But by these slave girls you spoke of, I will be held in honor."
>And Michal daughter of Saul had no children to the day of her death.

i didn't realize it was that fucking big. goddamn I need some culture

>Can't wait for the muslims to demolish this gay piece of shit.
neck yourself

He's a bit of a chestlet innit

step aside, the most A E S T H E T I C coming through

Shitty chest proportions

Holy shit, new goal

same dude lol I always thought he was life size
>It is a 5.17-metre (17.0 ft)[a] marble statue of a standing male nude.

very aesthetic but short arms means i would heem him before he got close

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Routine to get aesthetic dave bod???

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Because Michelangelo knew a cut dick looked disgusting and Jews were hated at the time because they were the only religion that allowed interest on loans.

nice wings fag lmao

>tfw you genuinely want to look like david

work on overall upper body, but no too hard, leg raises, lots of core twisting and flexing movements, Idk wrestling or something. try cycling short distances quickly on a low seat for those hip flexor and leg gains

David is proof that it really is all about confidence. A fucking manlet peasant who approached in life with the attitude of, Fuck you, God loves me, I do what I want, and he led one of the most based lives on record.

People who skip Bible Day really are missing out.