I've always been against tattoos but it seems like they really accentuate a Veeky Forums physique. Anyone got any here?

everything posted ITT is whack

Doubt it but that that an original idea...8 years ago

I have whats essentially a half-sleeve being worked on on my arm and i have my entire right ribcage covered. I want a few more pieces, i have 2 more i know im gonna get. I originally wanted my entire chest covered but they'll be seen if i have my shirt not buttoned all the way up, so we'll see
/blog

Anymore stories to share grandpa?

this, and they're all blatant fags excess tattoos CAN look good but literally all these dudes did it for the sake of doing it

Oh boy I'm laughing

The most insecure guys I know have the largest tats. Also don't get me started on this whole stick and poke phenomenon happening in NYC right now, absolutely disgusting

Lol get fucked

Love u

Why do all these tattoos look like shit?

Like, I'm not talking about the subject or the size or the position or whatever the fuck.
It's just they look BAD. Like they paid some back-alley junky "artist" 50 bucks to get their bodies butchered with this shit.

What the fuck?

black and grey tattoos usually look like shit, cuz they don't 'pop'

>"Black and Grey tattoos don't pop"
>Posts shit tier colored tats

This has gotta be bait. What an aesthetic backside ruined by revolting tats. You really want to be pounding her used up roastie vag while looking at a goddamned bearded Mary?

colored tattoos only look good on girls

it's like graffiti on a greek statue. absolutely disgusting

christfags should kys

Bane?

DESU my dude, the tattoo you've posted isn't really that much better off. I like the aesthetics of colored tattoos,l more than black and grey ones, but this one still looks like it's been done by a sub-par artist.

Also this would be an extremely awkward doggystyle

>that thumb

>having a gigantic chest tattoo of tupac and biggie
>being white

>2017
>Not having superior thumb genetics

Doesn't matter that it's christian iconography fag, it could be the goddam illustrated Bhagavad Gita and it would still be fucking trashy.

Hey, at least she's got subhumans like you willing to fuck her

Would you put a bumper sticker on a lambo lmao? I've never met a stable person with tattoos. Not a single person in my life

No tattoos pop retard, they are obviously shitty paintings, do a MRI for brain damage srs

They really don't. They detract from definition.

>haha look mom when i put my hand on my face it looks like a skull
I don't despise tattoos but come on man

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Holy shit Virgin Mary, how many burritos did you eat?

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>implying anyone's physique on Veeky Forums is even remotely comparable to a lambo
What did he mean by this?

i think mine loook good

how do i get legs like this? they look strong and athletic, but don't have the stupid bodybuilder look..

1. Be thin
2. Dont work out legs

Literally. I have that and im a skeleton

honestly unless you're Samoan or some shit like that, you should never have tattoos

>they look strong and athletic
Are you drunk? Those are guys that definitely skip leg day they're just pretty lean.
I think you're confusing decent looking calves with legs. Calves will always make your legs look better.

They just look like regular legs to me. Just never do legs and have the right genes.

the only people who should get tats are:
>yakuza
>polynesians
>sailors
everyone else is a poser imho

shit didn't see your post

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then don't front squats for years consistently

dude's like 5'7

5 10 165lbs

Reminder that evey one of these lanklet fuckboys are on gear and rarely lift.

these are ideal legs imo

thanks i never skip leg day ever

WHY HIDE YOUR INSECURITY AND MENTAL PROBLEMS WHEN YOU CAN WEAR THEM?

FOREVER.

Seriously, how many we’ll rounded people have you met that have a tattoo bigger than midget’s fist of something about a dead relative or a personal event?
People that cover themselves in tattoos are wearing their psychosis on their skin.

They look like total shit lol

it shows lad
good stuff

That's the guy that went on celebs go dating on the left right ?

I've found that it's always the most fake, superficial people that get tattoos. Its always those dumb fucks who try to claim their tattoos have so much meaning like bitch you try to get out of paying child support how the fuck are you going to tell me you care about your daughter. Absolute sociopaths get tattoos usually its very rare that people get tattoos for anything other than trying to look cool and "deep."

>fucking this girl doggy style

>mentally repenting your sins to keep mind off of cumming

They probably don't think about you at all

Dude we have like the exact same body

They don't

cool
it clearly pops though

>head almost level with towel rack
what are you, 5'0?

if you have to ask Veeky Forums about getting a tattoo, the answer is obvious. hurry up and permanently brand yourself as a retard with no taste who needs to conform to whats cool because other people told him to

>t.actual artist with no tats

5'10

Leg routine pls

>continue not getting tattoos cuz you're faggot baby boomer grandparents and your parents they raised told you it's for degenerates
Fucking hypocritical loser that can't think for himself telling other people they don't think for themselves. Priceless thanks for the chuckle

Everyone else is hating, but I unironically think this is cool.

Having said that
>thumb
>shirt covered in paint

Sorry to wake you up, but they do not

Oh wow xDD You sure got him with that Mad men quote, let's meet up at reddit later, I have a fresh new rick and morty meme I have to show you, kind sire

What makes one want tattoos? Seeing them on other people. If you had never seen a tattoo you wouldn't even dream of it, yet it's currently the cool thing to do so you do it. And here you are accusing others of not thinking for themselves.

You almost have a point, but take someone like the rock for instance. He sees someone with a butterfly tattoo or even a bull tattoo, but gets his own unique one. How is that being a copycat as you're implying? And in case you're blind/retarded I was using the same logic of accusing others of not being able to think for themselves as the post I replied to

Maybe people should be forced to see a psychiatrist before they're allowed to get a tattoo.

>tribal design
>a bull
wow how unique, he should get his last name on his back in gothic lettering, that will surely show his individuality to the whole world!

post your tats with timestamp. you won't because they look like shit

man I need to fuck a tatted up girl, next on my bucket list lads.

That's the fantasy. I like seeing girls in porn with tats because it accentuates their trashiness. I'd never fuck one though.

Way to read half the post you illiterate cunt. I have a nautical star, a tribal paw and lion. Not gonna post pics so you can beat off faggot. Also I've gotten them all within the last 2-3 years so they still look fresh and aesthetic. Thanks for confirming you're a fucking retard. Next step: kill yourself

that's a good point, I hate trashiness in a girl but if I'm horny enough it ain't stopping me.
one time I fucked a tinder slut rawdog cause the condom broke and she told me to just take it off. learned that day that I need to use the proper size.

This is stupid logic and can be applied to anything

>if you had never seen 6-pack abs on other people you would never dream of it, but it's the cool thing to do

> Tribal
> In 201*

Fuck me user. The only way to be so behind the times is if you’re in Eastern Europe.

What next? Barbed wire around the bicep?

One of the great things about living in Eastern Europe is watching the west completely cuck its self as an example of what not to do to your country.

Pretty comfy desu

Kek all the butthurt replies you’re getting. Lookin good if this is you my guy. Keep it up

i know girls are attracted to men acting like vain faggots, but i couldn't get tattoos i would hate myself for it.

one, but he got roped into a serious relationship with an outspoken political roastie

awful post

All these posts defending having yourself branded yet not a single picture of tattoos with a timestamp. Show them if you're so proud getting inked by a drug-addicted felon. Everyone who has claimed to post a picture of themselves looks ridiculous, see Instead of talking about how great tattoos are prove it by showing them. No one will because they inevitably look horrible. Bonus points if you can find a single picture of a tattoo more than 5 years old that still looks good.

>my tattoos look great
>trust me, I'm reliable
If you were truly happy with your tattoos you wouldn't hesitate to show them off. After all, that's why pictures are inked on your skin, so other people can see them.

>Accentuate a Veeky Forums physique
They really don't, it's just the type of faggot who's likely to be body obsessed is going to also like tattoos. You're just used to it.

cut your hair you greaseball

also DYEL?

Its not just a stupid meme as beards and hipsterfashion, its really dangerous for your health: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/behindtheheadlines/news/2017-09-14-tattoo-ink-particles-can-spread-into-lymph-nodes/

Enjoy cancer you unwashed wannabefreak fashion and attentionwhores.

Too edgy for me

Only an idiot would stain their flesh with two jungle niggers

what a dickhead

Tattoos exist for people to talk about their tattoos. They're an ice breaker. 90% of them are unoriginal, uninteresting and look like dog shit. Just like the people who get them.

So many people now have them that in order to get questions about your tattoos you have to go bigger and bolder. This is a race you will never win and has a high percentage chance of making you permanently look like shit.

They're a good idea for people who say YOLO and don't work legs.

Elaborate?

I'm part Maori and belong to the Ngai Tahu tribe, and live in England. I can never get a Maori tattoo though because of you faggots that bastardised it into "tribal" and tossers like robbie williams getting it didnt help either.

I have a guy at my gym who had an actually genuine looking polynesian tattoo sleeve and just labels it "tribal" obviously having no knowledge behind it.

>implying face tattoos aren't the best

corny af

tattoos are for either BPD beople (it's literally an indicator that something's fucking wrong with you), or for jobless / careerless fucks who have nowhere better to invest their money and energy, so they get idiot fucking ink in their skin

inb4 angry tattooed blue collar baristas give me angry replies "hurr cope" "lmao i make 500k/year and i have tatts, DISPROVED"

Get a fuckin hobby lmao. Same story goes for piercings etc. Go get a degree and do something with your time instead of worrying about if a Veni Vidi Vici tattoo will accentuate your skinnyfat chest.

you can't even see your own tattoo, what's the point

Did you even look at the tattoo? The Virgin Mary has a beard and baby Jesus is an alien. It’s a disgusting form of heresy

And your attention to detail gives away a bleak unfocused mind

I unironically want to fuck a canadian now