Friendly reminder: Don't let the police catch you exceeding your daily protein limit!
Friendly reminder: Don't let the police catch you exceeding your daily protein limit!
Carter Bell
Zachary Mitchell
dumb shitposter
Oliver Walker
wtf those macros are insane.
Austin Butler
it's just a big egg bruh
Nicholas Stewart
ONE OSTRICH EGG A DAY KEEPS THE GAINS (NOT AWAY)
Christopher Sanders
One Ostrich Egg A Day would be a much better meme than that onion shit that’s going around right now
Leo Thomas
>Cholesterol 1737%
Kevin Fisher
>not buying a carton from your local maccas everyday
Do you even live in Australia?
Joseph Bell
How much do they cost?
Oliver Edwards
Someone should go on Ostrich Egg A Day diet for like a month, post before after blood results and btfo vegans once again.
Jaxon Morris
>that cholesterol
i got heart problems just reading this
Jaxon Perry
where can i buy in america?
Michael Martin
...
Camden Lee
>1400g
Brody Bailey
>Cholesterol: 1736%
Andrew Davis
...
Logan Carter
>2017
>not carrying around pocket ostrich eggs to ensure optimal protein intake throughout the day
Josiah Taylor
just eat 1400grams of eggs...jesus
Adam Hall
>10€ per egg
fuck that shit
Hunter Perry
Could have gone with keeps the gains goblin away
Angel Campbell
>he still thinks dietary cholesterol has anything to do with heart cholesterol
wew lad
Parker Hughes
>5.2 GRAMS of cholesterol
holy fuck my veins hurt
Colton Turner
CMON
M
O
N
Parker Jones
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I want one
Bentley Ramirez
>2017
>not having a pet ostrich
U guys aren’t gonna make it
Dylan Hernandez
who here
OSTRICH
EGG
A
DAY
Henry Powell
>0% vitamin C
Enjoy your scurvy lads
Grayson Edwards
Cholesterol is the precursor to most steroid hormones and is used to protect the body from endotoxin and bacterial biofilms in the bloodstream.
But this, this is too much
Noah Perry
> you must only eat this egg
> no other fruits or vegetables
> no multi
Dominic Gutierrez
America here, whats a maccas? I hear you blokes say that shit all the time.
Samuel Mitchell
I think this is going to overtake the onion meme
Parker Garcia
McDonalds = Maccas = Mickey Ds
Landon Rogers
>not buying a carton from your local maccas everyday
you can buy cartons of eggs at a McAussies?
Kayden Williams
lol this would be funny. But the vegan scum would just say that you lied or say it's your genetics or say it's cumulative bad or some such cope.
Liam Hall
Nope. I have no idea wtf that user is on about
Jonathan Diaz
Do it and post bloodwork.
Evan Hernandez
Think of the gains from a few of these a day. Brb, devouring a 5 foot omelette