Social Gains

Social gains thread? Social gains thread. I'll start

Set up a tinder profile with the help of my sister

>Got 3 SC accounts
>2 phone numbers
>Date with 18 yr old freshman on Monday

Hbu?

I apparently went on a rampage and carried a stripper off while spanking her.

She gave me her number afterwards so i guess I got that going for me.

...

Tinder doesnt work for me. Im too abstract and not all that experienced in escalating conversation away from small talk.

I cannot into small talk. I just feel like a total retard engaging in it.

I haven't had sex in 6 years. Tinder scares the fuck out if me. I'm not sure I could even keep it hard during sex and my standards are too high.

What the fuck do I do? Should I hop on Viagra and pay for a hooker or two to get over the stigma?
I'm not that ugly but I'm a 5.5 on my good days.

Help

Maybe I could be your boyfriend tonight?

How morally bankrupt is it to try fuck her

It's a dog eat dog world user.

Tell her to give you her number (unless you already have it) and tell her to come over so you can compliment wine together. Then have a couple bottles of decent wine, and fug

Thanks for reassuring the fact I never want a girlfriend.

>How morally bankrupt
Do you know the bf?
>no
then none at all
>yes
then you have an obligation to get proof she would cheat (but don't follow through) then tell him

Having sex with (multiple) random women and never seeing them again is depressing. But not having sex is even more depressing. And having a girlfriend who has already fucked multiple males in the past (not to mention she probably has done nasty kinky stuff, and there are nudes of her in other men phones and on the internet) is the most depressing.

stop posting the same picture

wow guys, ive finally made it, look at all the hot fresh pussy i have to choose from

Working on myself before I can go out there and work on my social gains. Just got on some meds, and working with a therapist to work on my interpersonal relationships.

But at least there was this cute cashier at Target who was mirin me. I've gotten better at noticing that shit.

That was my first time posting it.

I don't know him, but I've known her for years
>Asked her out to highschool prom
>Got rejected (bit beta those days)
>After school we start flirting
>I'd moved on by this point
>Sexy heaps while she's seeing other guys
>Says she loves me while sending all sorts of clingy shit
>Fucking crazy, so I blow her off as often as I can
>Few years since then, has a bf of a few years
>Get this
Is it worth it lads? She's fucking psycho
Although we are now getting drinks next week at this very couply sort of new bar

>hot
>fresh

>Jess
what the fuck

I'm in this with you. Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and let what happens happen.

>>Jess
>what the fuck

And why did he swipe right on him?

>I'm in this with you. Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and let what happens happen.

Just make a gradual transition in the conversation. If the conversation has gone well and you can't think of anything else to say, just ask if she wants to meet some time.

>Is it worth it lads?
To get your dick went into some what is assuredly some kinky pussy and potentially her ass? Yes it's fucking worth it. Potential kinky fuck buddy right there.

>surprised about men who like men on Veeky Forums
Is it possible to be this new?

I swipe right on everyone

About to fuck a 19 year old tomorrow

I’m 28

Am I making it?

the one time I got laid from tinder that is basically what I did, although it was clear from her second message she was dtf

>although it was clear from her second message she was dtf

Which is an ideal scenario where everyone's intentions are clear. If it's a conversation that is going well and not just small talk, just ask her to meet some time at whatever place. She's shown interest so you should assume that she'll say yes.

You are a legend,fuck the blue haired girl for me pls

Not that other guy, but is this how it really is? Do you really have to have a conversation with the girl over text? I've been sitting on the idea of making a tinder for a little while, and the only reasons I've been sitting on it have been that I don't have a single good (not mirror selfie) picture of myself that is even less than 5 years old and because I was worried that even tinder wouldn't cut through all of the bullcrap.

If I was looking to meet a nice girl to take on a date and get to know I'd go talk to a grill in a non-meme field at my uni, but the whole point of tinder for me would be to cut to the chase and fuck. Do people get on there, match eachother and then still play hard to get/put up a facade? Do you really have to convince them to go meet you for coffee? What's the point in matching if you aren't gonna at least go on a date with the person?

But I already have a couple of kinky (and actually nice and sane) fuckbuddies. Only thing is they're not as hot as this psycho bitch.
>But really all I want is to make this 5'1 Baker's delight working qt into my gf
>Was meant to see her today but she bailed
Why do I have to feel these feels lads? I feel like betaness creeps in as soon as I have feels and I can't run my game

I don't wanna

Are you 4 years old?

>Do people get on there, match eachother and then still play hard to get/put up a facade? Do you really have to convince them to go meet you for coffee? What's the point in matching if you aren't gonna at least go on a date with the person?

Well, some girls are definitely just stupid about making men work for it. They just think too highly of themselves.


As for just cutting to the chase and fucking, that's what I would say most people are on there for, or at least they understand that sex is expected or an option.

Of course you should have to work for it a little bit. You wouldn't want to just give your information away and then realize that the person you're meeting is a total pervert or creep. So you need to have some game. Girls won't just give you their number immediately most of the time.