ITT: Wheys you are genetically blessed

tfw life on ez mode
>white
>8/10 face
>mesomorph
>neurotypical
>5'7.5, always have leg room in airplanes, cars, etc

Get the fuck out of here you /pol/fag. I've been here longer than you and I'm mixed. How does that make you feel?

you insecure nigger lul

>le white /pol meme
>le bodytype meme

Fuck off

>JUST SO YOU KNOW IT'S
>5'7
>AND A HALF

This thread is shit.

>white
>genetically blessed
That’s an oxymoron

If you think being white isn't fucking awesome and something to be grateful for you are probably a shitskin. Also sage, shit thread manlet.

lol manlet

6'4"
7" length 6" circumference peen
Redbrown hair. Hard to explain but girls like it.
Good shoulders to hips ratio
Eyes blue (more of a neutral factor than a +)
High iq (thats what they tell me anyway i feel pretty fuggin dumb)
Super fair skin, some girls appreciate it. Whiter than 90% of white people but i cop a nice toasty tan every summer.

Yeah im pretty lucky without a doubt.

>very high iq confirmed by tests
well, that's all. sucks to be a manlet.

...

Physically? Probably nothing, I'm not good at any sport, I hate cardio, I'm weak, look DYEL and my face is below average.
I'm pretty smart so there's that but I can't think of anything else.

Bbbbrrrrrraaaaaappppp. Where do i get a titcow CIA bf?

You're an oxy-moron.

You could also have a small dick too. I'm too depressed to even want to learn what my IQ is though.

its average by measurement but i still feel like its smol

>good lips
>good skin
>universal attractive soft features that somehow all good together

Both my height and my physical body genetics are trash, stretch marks everywhere, sagged tits, flabby arms and thighs it’s all pretty bad except for having a good build and not petit body shape despite being 5”

>he's le fed XDDDD
I can tell you got into right wing politics only in the last two years.

>white (all grandparents are at least, havent got dna checked)
>6'2"
Thats literally it

Idk

>i'm 6'1

>Almost everyone i meet tells me i'm handsome, though i don't believe them

>Broad shoulders and a small waist

>Born half white and half shit skin, i got black hair and black eyes

>Brother almost completely looks white

We don't even look alike, why was i born cursed

>6'1
>white
>6.8 inch dick
>50 circumference inch shoulders
>30 inch waist
>gain muscles as if they're nothing
>7.5/10 face. Most people I meet tell me I'm handsome
>godly trap insertions
>not a brainlet I guess. Had good grades in school


>social anxiety
>find my voice to be weird, feels weird to talk loudly
>live in South Africa

Nice, dick bro - u mean the colour auburn.
Nice bum
Blue eyes - near perfect vision
Mad back growth- I can hit it every day and it will recover
7/10 face (hopefully)
Body hair only on pubes and legs
Intelligent

>5'4 (sick manlet gains)
>Whiter than you, nigger
>Proportionally appropriate dick sizs
>Sledgehammer chin

>Very high test so I tend to bully people without meaning to do so
>I tend to bark everything I say which often startles people

This/pol/ needs to leave.

British or Afrikaner ?

>5'7.5

>5'7"
>easy mode

MANLET ALERT!

>life on ez mode
>5'7
>b-but I have leg room in airplanes g-guys
Lmao manlet coping

I'm alive

Blond hair and blue eyes.

Does this count or not?

>white
>good hair
>blue eyes
>6'2
>7 inch benis
>normie enough to get gf
>generally positive

Genetic Blessings
>Tall
>Above average IQ (if you believe in standardized testing)
>Decent sized penis; pic related
>Huge frame/bones (8.5" wrists, size 16 shoes, etc)

Genetic Curses
>Freakishly pale; burn very easily if exposed to even moderate sunlight
>Suffer from Major Depressive Disorder
>Average looks but suffer from Resting Bitch Face, or whatever the male equivalent is.
>Hazel eyes that appear brown unless I'm under a bright light
>Prematurely grey hair
>A frame large enough that I will likely never fill it out without pinning grams of gear weekly. I am still dyel in clothes despite lifting for years. Not skelly mode or anything but more like a Kobe Bryant body.

>white
>not a Manlet
>naturally strong base and gain strength easily
>thick joints/no injuries

Downsides:
I'm literally a knuckle dragging Neanderthal lookin mother fucker.

Being so tall that regular activities become a pain in the ass would be ridiculous

>tfw 5'9" perfect height

Pros
>not short (6', 6'1 easily in muh work boots)
>good frame, naturally wide shoulders and small waist
>can gain muscle mass pretty easy, did it in the military and doing it again now that Im out
>not a chinlet, always had my tongue pressed against the roof of my mouth all my life
>houdini benis, 2 inches when flaccid but a little over 7.5 inches at full mast

Cons
>always been on the lean side
>brown eyes
>addictive personality, I don't touch alcohol or drugs anymore
>libido through the roof but socially retarded
>mom and dad had a lot of European in them but not enough, look like a greasy Spaniard
>fucked up teeth from chain smoking during military service

I just tell myself I'm a girl's latin dream somewhere

>white
>6 feet tall
>7 inch benis
>7/10 face
>wide frame
>top 20%, or even more idk, intellectually
>upper middle class parents

>5'9 perfect height
Yea... for a 14 year old boy
Enjoy never being taken seriously in ur whole life

> mutt
> -10/10 face
> nigger hair
> endomorph
> 5'6
end me desu

user you can't bait already in the third bullet point.