Walk into gym

>be gym
>pretty good equipment and hella fresh
>everything is great, except for one thing
>the owner
>everytime this motherfucker enters the gym, he uses my glorious speakers to play some shitty trending spotify list
>mfw

I have a hard time believing adults can unironically listen to songs like Man's Not Hot, Gucci Gang, etc. I heard a brown dude blaring Gucci Gang in his white BMW at the lights the other day. Before seeing that I thought songs of this nature were just memes.

“WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWER WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWER WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWER WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWER WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWER WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWER WHAT ABOUT US WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIME YOU SAID YOU HAD THE ANSWER

>walk into gym
>I LOOOOVE YOUU JEEEESUUUUSS CHRIIIISSSST

...

When you pass /mu/ the aux

>not having free gym-membership through work for every gym in town

>walk into gym
>I JUST WOKE UP IN MY NEW BUGATTI!

>walk into gym
>start to get a little preworkout in me and start to go coco, whacky, loco
youtube.com/watch?v=Rc6fBBrhD-8

>walk into gym
>... I hurt myself-- today ...

man's not hot is a literal joke. big shaq is a character, like borat or ali g

>... to see if I still feel

>walk to the gym
>I've become so nuuuuumb

>walk into gym in 1984
>PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>one side of gym is guys in america shorts doing curls and bench oiled up of course
>WALK ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE
>other side is women on crunch machines and ellipticals
>DON'T LOOK DOWN JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD
>both sides staring intently at each other, pulling faces with each rep
>OR YOU'LL BE FINISHED

>onion day at planet fitness
>only play smash mouth

I know, Lil Pump also got famous because his "music" was hilariously bad. Still doesn't explain why a lot of people unironically listen to what was supposed to be joke core. Do they not realize Man's Not Hot is literally making fun of their retarded tastes?

>walk into gym
>I CAN'T STOP THE FEELING
>DEEP INSIDE OF ME
>GIRL YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE
>WHATUDOTME

>uder uder uder
>uder uder uder
>uder uder uder
> get up get up get up, drop the bombshell

>OOOH NANAE
>DON ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME LIKE YOU KNOW ME NANAEEE
i hate this song

>walk into gym
>Mexican dance music blasted at maximum volume
>take me now, Lord

>hundreds, if not thousands
do you live in fucking zimbabwe?
Mine is 100€/year and it's perfect

Whenever the gym owner is there, which is like 5/7 days, he blasts a decent rock radio. When women are attending the bar or younger men, it's the usual popular music trash you hear on every corner.

>go into gym on nine inch squat day
>HEAD LIKE A HOLE

I usually eat with my mouth, not my ears.

Hello yes I would like to rewind time

>enter gym
>HEEEEY BROTHER, THERE’S AN ENDLESS ROAD TO RIDESCIVEEEER

Best normie song of the year desu.

>walk into gym
>NUT NUT NUT NUTTIN ON YOU

This reads like a buzzfeed article
>12 times lads paid only 100€/year for a gym membership, and it's perfect

live in a central america
all the music they play at my gym is like this
youtube.com/watch?v=wnJ6LuUFpMo

>walk into gym
>hear this
youtu.be/cwy4IV0LMrc?t=30s

> this is what homegymcucks actually believes

I pay 150€/year for my gym, with sauna twice a week, 24hrs access every day of the week, three different centers in town where I can go and as many barbells, weights, plates, and machines as I want, in case I want to add some variety to my routine or try different exercise. Plus it's always filled with 9/10 cardio bunnies on treadmills, play good music and the receptionist is a bro

Have fun lifting in your garage with your rusty squat rack and your half broken bench bought for 600$ on craigslist

>walk into gym
>Automatic (auto), automatics, in the trunk
>Shoot the maggots, shoot the maggots with the pump

> his gym play goat tier totally not gay 80s music
> he still complains

nero_disdain.jpg

jelly

>machines

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

kys faggot!

>that guy who doesn't have a sauna at his home

this the best you came up with?

Yes, the fact that you use machines instead 5x5 90% of time is hilarious enough.

>tfw 99% of top bodybuilders use machines

My gym alternates between the 80's station which is genuinely good most of the time and the trash popular station. I think the women who work the desk over the weekends change it and the guy who usually mans the desk just wants NOISE and he doesn't even notice what's on as long as it's on.

Unfortunately the 80's station is now Christmas music 24/7 for the next five weeks.

I heard a Men at Work song every time I worked out at my old gym. Whoever was in charge of the playlist had great taste.
youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>bodybuilders
>credible

pls stop you’re killing me

here, have a nice pic of arnold

>Using Arnold, the best gentic, strong minded < 1% individual to cover for autist roiders who’s 1RM can be topped by a woman willing to put in some time and effort.

(you)

...

>OOOOOOOH LOVE
>OOOOOOOH LOOOVER BOOOOOOOYY
>WHATCHA DO T'NIGHT

I wish my gym fucking played Queen

I rather pay monthly than to have more shit lying around my home.

Gym played 3 nickelback songs within 40 minutes..

>walk into gym
>CRUCEM SANCTAAAAAAAAAAAM SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>walk into gym
>GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

>walk into gym

>...and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... theDoom Slayer
>DANANANANA NANANANA NA DANANANANA NANANA NA NA NA

have fun breathing in the sweat of random men

It's pretty much 80s music at our gym but for the after work rush they put it on the top hits station. I'm rarely in there for that. Occasionally someone will put it on the Christian rock station since the gym is Christian run. I don't mind seeing crosses and scripture all over the walls but at that point I put headphones in

based

My nigga

>I HEARD YA GOT A NEW GIRLFRIEND
>AND IT'S HURTIN' MEEEEEE
>MEMEEMEEMEEMEE ME ME ME ME MEMEEMEEMEEMEE

...

In the Netherlands by any chance?

>walk into gym
>FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP
>YAAAAAAAH
>YOU DONE FUCKED UP
>BITCH
>YOU DONE FUCKED UP
Ski Mask is the GOAT and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

>going to gym
>DES PA CITO
>"no problem i have my bluetooth headphones"
>BATERY LOW PLEASE CHARGE
>mfw

Was Arnold a One piece character?

>look what you made me do look what you just made me do look what you just made me do

>Some days I'm broke, some days I'm rich
Some days I'm nice, some days I can be a bitch
Some days I'm strong, some days I quit
I don't let it show, but I've been through some shit
>MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY GIRL

>bluetooth headphones

>Bluetooth headphones
Fag

goat song
here they only play the shitty remix with beyonce

>walk into gym
>GO HARD NIGGA OR GO HOME NIGGA
>SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCUUUUUUURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

They don't play music at my gym. I just work out in silence. It's almost like meditation.
I don't understand why normies need music blasting at all hours.

>wicked wicked wonderland
>it's like crossing the rio grande
>you gotta have the cash in store
>to reappear on our front door

youtu.be/egtI2xqg75E

>enter gym
>JIBUN WOO
I still can't believe this happened.
And they usually only play the most normalfag shit

>saturday apparently is alternative day
>radiohead, rem, cranberries, etc.

The people who are in charge never went past the age of 15, thank god i can take my weeb music with me.

Unironically like this

Alternative is great music, but terrible for pumping yourself up. Fuck whoever puts that shit on in a gym.

The last time you walked in a gym was 2008?

fuck you i'm not even that guy but bluetooth headphones are GOAT when lifting/running/being in public in general

My gym plays old country music like Waylon and Willie and stompin Tom Connors it's amazing

>tfw no good music made past 1976

>Not owning your own gyms and charging people to use them

>walk into gym
>HIGHER THAN A UFO LETS GO LETS GO

>go to gym
>only one squat rack
>niggas take it up for almost an hour, taking 10 minute breaks between sets

>walk into gym
>BLACKED.com videos playing on the tv

...

>go to gym
>VAMO ACORDA ESSE PRÉDIO
>all girls become wet
>only guy in the gym
>all look at me
>they get close
>start stripping my clothes off
>one starts to suck my dick while others suck my nipples and kissing me
>penis get hard
>start fucking a nice ass while some blonde begs me to rub her clit
>this goes on and on end up doing cardio instead of lifting

>doing cardio instead of lifting
Do you hate your gains? You should have picked up the heaviest bitch and started pressing her like a real alpha.

>walk into gym
>THERES NO EASY WAY OUT
>THERES NO SHORTCUT HOME
>accompanied by rest of rocky 4 soundtrack
i was feeling shitty that day and that helped me get through sets i otherwise wouldn't have been able to do

>walk into gym
>HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT HURT YOU SHOULD BE VIOLATED YOU SHOULD BE VIOLATED

I wanna know this feel

>not using your bluetooth headphones
>ever actually hearing the music your gym plays