Why aren’t you showing off your gains by working as a life model for an art class Veeky Forums?

Because dicklet

Because I'm not attractive and getting Veeky Forums won't change that.

lmao ur such a bitch

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DELETE THIS

>Be in art class
>male model today
>cute guy with an abmiguous age shows up
>baby face, cute smile and freckles
>time to draw now
>the boy takes off his robe
>holy shit
>10/10 body
>juicy Adonis belt
>legs are thicc
>big dick
>hnnnggg
>barely keep it together for the rest of class

If only he could stop fucking moving while I'm trying to draw him

>What happens if you get an erection?

You lock eyes with the most attractive girl in class.

would it be rude if I sported a raging erection from the minute I take my clothing off to the time I leave the building?

Men should only be doing labor like real men used to do

Veeky Forums in a post.

post your drawing immediately

what a fucking tool you are

She looks more like a lesbian having a Giggle AT him
>everybody always "mirin"
Guys are so delusional. Literally there's studies showing guys think girls are admiring them, when in reality they're not

Someone that looks like her is in no position to laugh at anyone else desu

i have 2 friends who think if a girl talks to them they want to bang, even if they are married or being all grabby with another guy. Its like they never got passed middle school

>gains everywhere except 1 spot

You must obey the Full House

>not letting your bros have confidence

Never gonna make it.

I'm a grower, not a show-er.
And no matter how big my gains get, I'm still self-conscious.

This, I'm a modest 7 and a half incher at full mast but almost 2 inches when I'm flaccid, the little bastard is even smaller when I go swimming or its cold. Its still pretty crazy how much dicks grow when you get an erection

Why do people avoid cardio when it's the easiest?

>Be in fart class
>male model today
>cute guy with an abmiguous age shows up
>baby face, cute smile and freckles
>time to fart now
>the boy takes off his robe
>holy shit
>10/10 body
>juicy Adonis belt
>legs are thicc
>big dick
>hnnnggg
>barely keep it together for the rest of class

If only he could stop fucking moving while I'm trying to fart on him

D E L E T

Cuz I'm a grower

>3 to 7something

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fuck that shit, I don't even shower in public. As far as I know my little friend he would probably retreat into my body if so many people stared at me

Post studies or shut the fuck up.

I was a nude model my last semester of college.
It was horrifying and probably took years off my life it was so stressful, but I’m glad I did it.
I’m a grower, but the stress and adrenaline literally made me penis shrivel up like an accordion. Professor kept asking if I was cold, even though I was sweating from stress and had a space heater and overhead lighting rig above.
Went back and stole some of the drawings they hung up of me but I gave them to friends as gag gifts and they threw them away

You took my (You)s you bastard.

I’m same guy just wanted to post more.i was mostly an SS fag during that time, so had thunder thighs that make prof was miring. Kept gushing about my leg definition and my back definition. AMA if interested
Paid 17 an hour

like i want to sit and help some fat mouthbreathing middle aged women make some subpar drawings

Did you fuck.

Also i couldn't do this. The second i get an erection i start leaking pre cum and idk how they would feel about that

you should learn to use google yourself it's been around for 20+ years already.

Nah my ding dong shriveled up even more when he was pointing it out

Done a few life drawing classes, first bitch we got was old, fat and ugly as shit. Then we got a decent looking milf and I found it very difficult to keep myself from getting a boner, especially from my perspective with some of the ridiculously lewd poses she was doing. Then when I went to uni and done them we got some weird super serious serial killer looking motherfucker. I swear he must have loved all the qt art college chicks staring at his dick but his composure was impressive.

You might not believe it but that job is probably very difficult, not even talking about the boner part but holding some of those poses for upwards of 5 minutes while staying perfectly still does not seem easy at all.

>Imagine being me
>I lift and I'm in art class
>Dude smaller than me comes in to model nude
>Thots are mirin, I'm hiding my powerlevel
>Gets a boner 15 minutes in, asks for a break
>5 minutes later we resume
>Pops another boner, sweaty and nervous now
>Boner lasts the entire 40 mins left
>Thots have long stopped mirin
>Spy some of their art, painted him with a micropenis.
>He did not have a micropenis.
To this day I wonder what it was he saw that kept him going for that long.
He did have nice glutes tho.

I have very small penis. I might as well be the model for the David sculpture.

I'll admit, I couldn't do the model justice.
I had trouble getting the proportions down. It was especially tough to draw him when he was looking at me

Now, I think I could do a much better job

I'm not big or cut enough yet

once I get super aesthetic all those teenage art students are going to be looking at my dick

Everything about this post is gold, fucking kek

So a bunch of fat cackling grannies can draw doodles of your penis?

>tfw 2 to 5

Should I just become a cuck? I feel bad for my girlfriend.

Nah, just eat her out every now and then to thank her for putting up with you.

Because I'm a grower, not a shower

>Why aren’t you showing off your gains by working as a life model for an art class Veeky Forums?
because seems boring, i woud prefer being a stripper

Cause I’m hairy as fuck, also my friend goes to art school and it would be very awkward if he had to draw me naked

I kind of agree but you also sound like a fag

>being a grower and posting as a model

what the fuck were you thinking

Can eating pussy and ass like a mad man be enough though?

Sure, friendo. First of all, 5" is decent enough. A little goes a long way. Second of all, you can make her happy in more than one way. And eating her out is a good one.

Was taking abnormal psych and learned about that therapy where you go balls deep into whatever situation that scares you/triggers your symptoms
I was extremely introverted and afraid of people so this was my decision
I was also drunk when I applied which helped

nigger the average vagina is gonna be 4-5 " deep at full arousal. Sure, there will be a fair number of girls that you won't bottom out in, but most don't want you ramming into their cervix.

Did it work?

If you say something you have to back it up or shut up.

Yeah, trial by fire. That and meditatio/mindfulness shit has made me realize nothing really matters, even having a tiny pickle and people are probably going to forget about me five minutes after meeting me so I can do whatever makes me happiest

DELET DIS

sounds like you're just regurgitating some shit you heard from roasty's that have never been BLACKED

The trick here is to stimulate yourself until you get a hard on. Your dick takes a while to shrink back. At least as far as I'm concerned when I go flaccid after having been hard my dick remains 50% larger than normal for several minutes. If I'm taking a shower with warm water it will stay that way.

I live next to a bunch of colleges and I don't mind thots seeing my penor how do I get this job
T. Broke college student with a 4 inch softie

did you pose as dyel or skinnyfat mode?
You mentioned SS so i take it was babby first steps into lifting

The most amazing part is how will defend this being a thing that doesn't exist.

Because I'm 6'4 @ 220 lbs and my dick looks tiny compared to my body.

Its ok user, thanks for posting. May your future hold many qt boys

I'm a grower and I don't see why this is an excuse. All the old classical marble sculptures were of dicklets and people draw those too. Besides when people are drawing they're not thinking about how things look to judge it, just to perceive it: if you've drawn you'd understand. When I reach my goal bod I'm definitely going to try this, at least as a part time thing

What do you mean? If your flaccid penis and erect penis have a large size disparity then you're a grower, if not, shower.
It absolutely exists.

People back then were retarded and though that thicc dicc = less intelligence.

Being delusional re: the ideas of people you are not conversing with is literally not important. It doesn't even matter what they think they are thinking because they could be wrong. Therefore assuming in the lack of evidence that they are mirin while bearing in mind that you can't be certain is the correct choice

No, I mean people will say its not a thing, and then defend that claim while others do as well.

Allright I'll bite.
What would you call it if one person has a flaccid 2 incher and a hard 7incher while another person has a flaccid 5 incher and a hard 7 incher.

>inb4 dicklet

Classical marble statutes are dicklets because depictions of large penises were humourous, carried sexual connotations, distract from the rest of the artwork, and are more likely to break.
> Besides when people are drawing they're not thinking about how things look to judge it, just to perceive it: if you've drawn you'd understand.
Like most things, it's all in people's heads. I'm sure some dicklets here are perfectly average in size. They just think they're small.
This isn't the reason. The idea that an overly sexual being is of lesser intelligence is a thing, and depicting a guy with a large dick makes him sexual, yes. But big big dick vs. small dick on a person was seen pretty much the same as it is today.

Ah ok nvm.

>UMD student
>junior year crush on a cutie i know
>some bullshit art major looking for mrs degree
>walk through art school to meet her
>see poster looking for nide models
>$13/hour with 2 hour sessions randomly
>interested.jpg
>show up with a bathrobe on first day
>nervous about boner
>derobe and just go for it
>see random friend of ex fuck buddy in class
>mutual eye raise
>only thought about this weird moment for next two hours
>no boner
>did this for two more years and never got a boner or any other awkward situations

Shit was cash

Did not have a great bod at the time but also not ugle at all. I was basically tall and skinny but not total slelly and had a bit of muscle from intramurals. Many sutdents thanked me for not being fat and disgusting because apparently all of the other models are.

I was more dyel. About 6 months of SS then compensated with 6 months of PPL. It only gained ten gains over the year but played sports so looked slightly athletic

No one said you had to make a full career out of it you mongoloid.

>I'm a grower
Why lie here?

Aren't most guys growers?

This. I'm 7x7, gf is 5'2" and I can go full depth without issue. White btw.

Hold it for the entire class so you don't fuck up the pose obviously

Kind of reminds me of that crossfit video

>>UMD student
>>junior year crush on a cutie i know
>>some bullshit art major looking for mrs degree
>>walk through art school to meet her
This portion of your story was completely irrelevant. Your story was uninteresting and poorly written.

nice music taste, I haven't really checked out Gesaffelstein but I love Rezz, you might wanna check her out

WAIT there are guys whose cocks are erect 24/7?

Why would I lie about that? I thought grower meant that your pen0r appears small while flaccid while being of normal size erect. No?

No but there are guys that are flaccid at 4 inches and erect at 5 while I'm flaccid at 2.5 inches and 7.2 inches erect.

are you in MO?

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think about how many people you interact with every day, how many of them do you actually remember in a week?