/fph/ Snack Pack Edition

It was probably a vegetable on that spoon.

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>ook ee ban lan ko don, Han Solo. Ho, ho, hooo..

a good read everytime

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I come to you with a fps from 10 years in the future

>be me, a 18 year cashier at Trumpmart
>Just chilling, it’s pretty slow today
>What’s this smell? Rancid onions and sweat
>Looking into the distance, I realize what it is
>A hamplanet of a person is riding towards my register in his mobility scooter. His basket is filled to the brim with onions and Mountain Dew
>He finally reaches my register, his mobility scooter schreeching in protest of the immense weight
>The stench is unbearable at this point. I’m holding back the reaction to gag
>The blob begins to speak, his jowls slobbering and spraying saliva as he does
>”Boy, do you want to know the secret to my manliness and high testosterone?”
>Shocked and disgusted, I can’t think of anything to say
>”The secret to my manliness, is 10 raw onions a day. The Jews are trying to keep this a secret so everyone is stays a soyboy like you.”
>What is he even trying to say? Half his words sound like they come out of a flat earth conspiracy video
>Finished with his speech, and done checking out, the human gravity well leaves, slowly taking his stench with him

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omg that was gross, I literally just threw up a little in my mouth...

kind of a difference between a fat person who has the ability to use self control and chooses not to and a fat person who is mentally ill.

reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7fielo/serious_overweight_folks_what_does_everybody_else/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=AskReddit

BEHOLD

ALL THE EXCUSES A FATTY COULD MUSTER

I do a lot of those things.. plan out meals? check, not a sign of an eating disorder. avoid eating things that I would enjoy eating because it's not time or not in my macros? check. still not a sign of an eating disorder. It's like these people take the regular things that people have to do in order to remain healthy, decide that it is "too hard" or "too stressful" and then label themselves as anorexic because they were counting calories and it made them sad to not eat chips every day. sickening.

lost

lost what?

Not a huge fan of these comics but I fucking love this one

the food should be reversed

look at all that protein the deformed one is eating

Girls need protein?

yes if they want to get fit

without test, that protein will give them a good and nice body and an amazing ass, without it, they become skellies

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cringe

Why am I tearing up user.

god damn that was a great read. im a skelly but facing a similar life crisis. reading this was motivating and gave me some hope of a better future.

thanks user.

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exactly. It's just people angry that they're getting called out and refusing to do anything about it.

onions do boost test though.

just GOMAD

>aspiring to still be a cashier 10 years from now

Was the onion eater meant to be the loser here?

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Those cons really are great squatting shoes, as demonstrated by this pic. What is the load here boys? I'd say it's at least 6 plates!

Poor little guy, at least you tried.

yes

Just an all around awful looking person

Underageb&

why does custard in a box exist?

>pall-mall-smokin
Is there anything bad about those? I noticed a lot more people smoking/buying them recently

I’m really looking forward to quitting my engineering job to work at Walmart. It’s not like I said that to provide context for a made up .

>Breaking News, butthurt onionfags are stupid

It's banter you fucking crybaby, calm down. You'll make it to door greeter one day.

Saved, this is one of the good ones.

And you’ll be a better doormat

That was a good feel user thank you for sharing

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This better not awaken anything in me

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wtf is going on with those shoes

what the fuck, why did she think this was a good idea?

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I refuse to believe this is real. Mostly for my stomach's sake.

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I love Rebel Wilson.

It's from a 50's cookbook.

cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-gross-thanksgiving-foods-your-grandparents-ate-we-tested/

that is a strong railing

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ketofags BTFO!!

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Watch out boys, big man on campus making fun of the mentally ill!

check that poop shoot. looks like he has a second dick pointing out his ass

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I haven't had a women in two years, god help me

Can't speak for what their diet is like, but these people are pretty much the only ones in the thread doing the right thing.

Their cardio should be something more low impact though, I imagine that'd treat the knees and ankles poorly.

there are no gods here robot. feel free to neck yourself on the way out.

Was in that thread and don't buy for a second that that guy didn't fish out some candy the next morning.

>GIMME TENDIES GIMME TENDIES GIMME TENDIES GIMME TENDIES

>Eat one meal a day (whatever I want)
>Down to 10% bf in a year without any other dieting or exercise

>low fat mayo

Haha. Fat liberal is fat and could never do manual labor.

They're menthol cigarettes. Menthol cigarettes are the most disgusting thing on the planet.

>Me at the club last night
>Go outside to smoke with my friend
>Obese woman takes interest in me
>Make small talk, 'What do you study?'
>'I don't, i'm 25 and I've got a seven year old and twins'
>Smoke half a cigarette in one drag and GTFO
>See her when leaving
>She's talking to my friend
>She starts tapping her lap and says take a seat
>Nope.jpg
>'Are you a man or a mouse?'
>Don't respond
>Sit down next to another guy
>Looks like Davith off Little Britain
>'I admire that you don't go for it with everyone'
>Say thanks
>He sits closer 'You know I can help you relax'
>Wut.jpg
>'You'd be amazed at the amount of straight guys I've blown'
>'People are curious, ask any taxi driver trust me I've had half of them'
>Get up
>Different friend goes to sit down
>Whisper good luck into his ear
>30 seconds later he says 'No I like vagina'
>'Just let me you'll enjoy it'

What the fuck is up with some people?

These are kevin spacy types.

Why are fat people so indecent? When they come into the store I work at they always smell and clearly have not bathed in a really long time? They are also by far the rudest group of customers I have to deal with

I wish there were a longer version of this. It's so hypnotic to watch, like a lava lamp

user, it's fetish porn

I think they're just cheaper. People say they taste shit but honestly all tailored cigarettes taste like shit to me.

"fuck off or I'll put a bullet in you"

Not particularly worse than other cigarettes. I and most other people I know who smoke them do so because they're cheap and don't taste like absolute shit like the super cheap cigs do.

She's showing off how "small" her gut is when it's not crammed full of food and distended as shit.

Lots of protein but also a fucking loaf of white bread and she does nothing to encourage her body to burn calories.

Basically she's every IIFM dieter ever.

are fat people fat because they are stupid or are they stupid because they are fat?

CLEAN YOUR MIRROR

>shitting on menthol

what did they ever do to you