There are still manlets in 2017

>There are still manlets in 2017

Just hit the gym/orthopedic surgeon

His prportions are fucked up now. Im 5'8" too and what he did is so stupid

Cant do that, will mess up by squat and dl

tfw Im still 3cm taller and dont have slenderman proportions

fuck no

>absolutely destroying your proportions, legs, and any chance of ever being able to squat or do anything remotely athletic again
>for 3.15 inches

how insecure can you be and this is coming from someone who is 5’6

the fact that there are people this insecure is mind-blowing to me

like he just destroyed the functionality of his body

I guess I can't relate because I'm 6'2

Literally no drawbacks

Other than putting weight on your legs hurts

you'll never escape your manlet genetics

goddamn those proportions look stupid as fuck.

nobody has legs that long, let alone calves that long.

people would find this physique odd looking. I doubt he would be considered alpha/attractive like a naturally tall person would

>tfw I'm 5'11" and still feel short

I already have long legs relative to my body. If I did that I'd be like one of those stilts people

Holy fuck look at that skelly

How does this affect your ability to do athletics any more than breaking your legs in an accident?

Surely you would be able to lift again once the bones have fully healed?

Earnest questions because if I win the lottery I would like to buy some inches.

im slightly above 5’10 and my legs are so fucking short. i have friends around the same height and their legs look super long like couple inches longer. is this good or bad though? long legs are feminine but i feel weird like this

long limbs are aesthetic desu, check Arnold

This post doesn’t add up

Lmao you're still shorter than me

>you

you are short

good luck squatting or deadlifting ever again with those legs.
also forget finding pants

no, YOU are short

Stay mad manlet, you will never be a 6'5 giga chad like me

On the bright side, he'll be able to buy tons of nice jeans when it's on sale. Literally no one has those proportions

This looks terrible.

Lmao at anybody insecure enough to actually go through with this retarded procedure. There are studies that show that people who have legs that are above 15% longer than the norm for their height as actually perceived as less attractive. What do you incels not understand about FACE. FRAME. HEIGHT. ?

>On the bright side, he'll be able to buy tons of nice jeans when it's on sale. Literally no one has those proportions
which means there's literally no nice jeans for sale with those proportions.

it fucks up the legs proportions.
imagine trying to keep knees from shooting over the toes whilst squatting with those abnormally lanky shins

also it's retarded

>Mfw 185cm in 7th grade

fucking manlets

>Being so insecure about height that you pay for surgery to fuck up your proportions for the rest of your life

Top kek. Having such little confidence is yourself is far worse than being a manlet.

>imagine trying to keep knees from shooting over the toes whilst squatting with those abnormally lanky shins
Having your knees go past your toes during squat doesn't matter, this was an old myth.

6'2 master race checking in

those few inches won't give you a gf

This is nightmarish

We can make him taller

I would have done the same thing desu

Jesus, is being a manlet really that bad? Keep in mind I'm only 6' and its the average height around where I live

>>TF when I'm still 9cm taller and will continue to be able to Squat and Deadlift.

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

What the fuck

NOT TALL ENOUGH
WHEN WILL HE LEARN?

his legs and proportions look so fucking uncanny now

how can any mentally healthy human think that having alien-like long shins is worth it for being a few centimeters taller?

how does looking-weird-as-fuck-whenever-you-dont-wear-long-pants boost confidence?

My legs are short af. A procedure like this would literally give me good proportions (well torso:legs, prolly not shins:femurs)

Thinking about this now. How does it affect bone density? Does it permanently limit the functionality of your calves? How much of a virgin cuck do you need to be in order for your environment to not ask weird questions?
Anyone got resources?

>implying manlets are mentally healthy

what the fuck do you think? they literally cut your bones in half
forget squatting, deadlifting and probably even running
any extra strain on your legs will fuck you up

>Thinking about this now

>thinking that it is a good idea to literally pay someone to break your tibia and fibula and shifted a bit apart so they can grow back together
>being tied to a wheelchair for god knows how long
>needing to learn how to walk again
>tremendous amount of pain
>not being able to work out for a long period of time
>maybe not even being able to do heavy lifts that involve your legs ever again
>fucking your (presumably) completely healthy body up for good for a few inches / centimeters

Geez,I wonder how anyone could not ask you weird questions

Damn that picture. Sad shit

lmao when manlets think anything less than 6 foot is remotely tall

>that thigh to shin ratio
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No matter what you say, no matter what you feel, your proportions are exactly how they should be. You are engineered by mother nature to function properly and athletically. Nothing like this will make you feel more comfortable, stop trying to pretend like you know better than your own DNA.

The picture is from an advertisement. It's not real.

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why cant he wear underwear?
i think that doctor is just a pervert who wants dickpics

When I carry grocery bags, they hit the ground.
Good job mother nature

The penis helps stabilize the implants and must be out at all times

Maybe carry them higher. All mother nature is telling you is that you need to do more military press's, because you're so short that you have to carry things above your head.

Get to the gym and start doing military press NOW.

tell that to someone with cerebral palsy

What,are you built like an Orangutan?

>comparing having cerebral palsy to being born short

cerebral palsy =/= being short

you manlets never cease to amaze

No, not really. As long as you have the money.

this is the bottom line. if you're insecure enough to do shit like this, it'll never be enough. you'll just find something else to be insecure about

the problem is mental, not physical. once you solve a physical "problem", you'll find another one to obsess over

exactly. one is an incurable disease. the other is cerebral palsy.

I'm so doing this when I'm financially secure
t. 5'11

I honestly don't care about being a turbo-manlet, I just want a strong jaw.

Jawlets have it the worst.

Long arms and when I'm sitting on a seat it looks like I'm 6'6 while my feet barely/don't touch the ground (depends on the height of the seat obv)

So yes pretty much ape mode. Not ginger tho

JUST

You don't know better than your own DNA.

reminds me of pic related

jesus fucking christ the fact that he is SO insecure about himself that he would put himself through surgery means that nothing will change for him afterwards.

sure, he'll be taller, but he'll still be that insecure little man inside.

literally nothing will change

That's also /fraud/ in a nutshell.

His arms look short as fuck now. Not to mention how much fucking pain he went through for 3 inches.
> Muh height

manlets, when will they learn?

>181 cm
>Spending that much money and putting yourself in immense pain for that long and still being a manlet

Damn I'm so sick of short people caring so much about height.
>be working at a retail store
>no gf
>short guy comes in with wife who's taller than him, also fine af
>guy goes into changing room, complains the jeans are too baggy
>it's cause I have short legs
Did he really need to say that? How is he even insecure if he has a hot wife?
Just be happy with who you are ffs. It's so tiresome and High-school tier.
Krillin is short but he's also badass.
Fuck this demonic materialistic shit, may God save your soul if all you care about is height and dick size.

Jaw surgery is way cheaper and don't fuck your proportions and your athletic ability forever.
Manlets have it way worse

look like the dude on the left, taller than the dude on the right. hmm

>calves longer than thighs

lmaooOoOoOoOOOOooooOoOooo

Context?

lmao how the fuck would you explain this to people

Fake picture.
The original story was that some dude was pissed at his wife because she did a ton of surgery on herself and didn't tell him, so when his kids came out ugly as hell he wanted a divorce.
It was revealed as an ad later on

Somebody post the comic. You know the one

Once nobody is a manlet, the manlet cutoff will simply increase

Imagine crippling yourself for life for 8cm.

terribly invasive surgery to gain 3 inches?

...

>says jeans are baggy
>admits that his legs are short

what is the insecure part here?

Can you even walk properly after doing something like that, do you heal 100%. I read somewhere that you could never squat again

short legs are good because you can skip more leg days and still look muscular

Women and betas think recognizing your imperfections is the same as being insecure.

>getting surgery when you can just get these inconspicuous lifts

This makes me laff too much.

>HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

Still got a lot to grow, kiddo.

>someone literally disfigured himself to be my height
>not even out of the manlet territory

>come, son, let’s take photos to track your progress
>I didn’t say you could put your undies back on

Could you imagine running on these stilts? It's insane to me what people will do to themselves.

underrated

It's a really surreal feeling that he disfigured himself to still be significantly shorter than me. Would I still make him insecure?

Doesn't really sound insecure. As a short guy, it is a pain in the ass finding jeans that are the right length.
And Krillin's a fictional character. So is Goku, if you're wondering. All of Dragon Ball, really, is made up.