Alright lads, it's Friday night

I can't handle the humiliation of a girl pushing me away when I make an advance on her in front of all my friends

just go to have fun, not to fuck stacy

Hey same here. Always kinda anxious about my and her friends' reactions

I kind of have three phases in a night out. The first third is spent having fun with friends, drinking and enjoying myself. The 2/3rd stage I begin sizing up some girls while still being with my friends and having a good time. The third stage becomes purely about trying to pull a girl and I jump straight to stage 3 if at any point a girl makes a move on me.

I have only ever been successful twice with taking a girl back home though so I sort of hate myself

Yeah if youre self conscious about your height you cant be confident. The manlet thing is a meme here dude, it has little to none repercussions in real life.
My 2 cents for you would be to not stress it if you didnt get any one night, its called getting lucky for a reason, it doesnt always happen.
Also, make sure you have a wingman, that dramatically improves your chances since youre not some weird looser that goes to the club alone.
Finally you said you got turned down by the bitch you were interested in, thats your most fundamental mistake, dont go after the one you like, go for the one you can see has interest in you, there will always be at least 2-5 girls in a club that are interested in you, learn to read who these bitches are and select from them, not from every single girls in the venue. Peace bro, hope you fuck tons of hoes.

What are the signs of interest?

It's scary how close this is to my friday night.

DELETE THIS

Thanks dude, guess you're right about the manlet confidence thing. I'll keep it in mind from now on and try to not let it occupy my mind in there. I like the point about finding girls who like me rather than the other way round too.

Hope you fuck many a hoe too

it's sunday afternoon. remake this thread in 5 days

I thought posting it now on a quiet Sunday evening would allow those who relate to really think over this. Will post again on Friday though

Girls are pretty obvious, especially when drunk and/or excited. You will be able to tell, once you're experienced enough youll know right away.

>I am a 5'7 manlet however, which is almost certainly the reason
It really is. My Herzegovian lanklet friends keep getting hit on by bitches all the time and one of them is a compete ugly weirdo and females actually pulled him by the sleeve to get with him. They are all over 195cm. Fucking Southerners

Assholes were dunking in elementary school (13 year olds)... tennis ball, not the basketball but still...

>5ft7'
I am to and it blows hard dicks. But if you are Veeky Forums that will help big time if you try and try again.

thats the irony. i hate going out i just want pussy

>pre drinks and the girls
>implying i have friends to go out with

Hopefully, my manlet brother, I guess all we can do is stay Veeky Forums get confidence from that and keep trying

>Implying that I'm automatically invited to these things
No my friend, I ask my course friends every Friday after our lecture if they're going out tonight and whenever they are they offer me to join their pre drinks. I highly doubt I'd be invited otherwise.

bump

Bump! I am thirty years old and I can tell you that this strategy is bonkers. You have to pull the ladies using other tactics. The female brain is completely different from the male brain. You have to use the art of war on these bitches and shit.

Interesting, any tips you can pass to a young university asshole like myself, my wise sage?

read this:
westsidetoastmasters.com/resources/book_of_body_language/toc.html
particularly this:
westsidetoastmasters.com/resources/book_of_body_language/chap15.html
but read the whole thing.

basically, learn to tell who wants you to approach and how to approach. then practice.

>going clubbing ever

>consuming the alcoholic jew

>interacting with women

lol nice try rabbi

That image astounds me

First of all confidence. Even fake confidence is key. I thought being a fucking chad was a myth but it isn't. Girls, specially girls in the university are not very bright subjects. Girls are social beings and they kinda think as a collective rather than individuals. If a single girls finds you interesting/attractive. Suddenly all of her friends will. I was able to hook with groups of female friends. If you get one you will get the other ones. Plus you have to show confidence in everything you do. Even the way yo speak and act. I mean in a physical/kinesthetic way. It might sound retarded, but women are attracted by physical strength. Men respect it. When I became buff suddenly my friends and people around me started treating me in a completely different way. I used to be very insecure and depressive. Lifting helped a lot. Both inside and out. What is your current situation user?

I'm am but a humble man trying to bust my nut as easily as I can. Maybe when I'm out of uni I'll try getting a girlfriend and settling down

>what the fuck is the point of going to a club
Fix that 4 u

Thanks bro, you're definetly right on physical confidence, it's where I'm lacking. I tend to be too respectful of my surrounding at pres for example. I want to get to a stage where I can own the room with my jokes and not be afraid to move around like I own the place. I find girls like the guys here who act like they are the main event. Doesn't hurt to show off my gains either

Its like oil, theres tonnes of value there if we work out how to extract it. I see others pulling girls and I know it can be done, leading to a life of weekly fresh university pussy. But I have to work out how to tap into that potential and stop being a total faggot the moment I set foot in a club

Please don't make the same mistake as I did though. Look. Real confidence is born from within. You might be young. After a while you realize that you can bounce back from anything. I had a horrendous disk injury that had me bedridden for a year, thanks to bodybuilding I recovered and came back with a vengeance. Had to fight deep depression. Got it together. Lost my fiancee and had to go back to live with mom. Things are getting there. Had to go back to the university with a bunch of 20 something year old chads at thirty. Ended up fucking a bunch of my young classmates and invited to a bunch of parties. Now. Own yourself. Be aware that most people are VERY insecure. They are just better at hiding it. Focus on yourself, on improving on all aspects. Bodybuilding is just not bodybuilding. Its a vessel to exercise your will. To change yourself and your surroundings. Oh, and another thing. Abstain completely from porn and masturbation. Only jerk off when you are sure you are getting laid a few hours before. Believe me. Porn is the devil.

Great read. I speak in a pretty monotonous tone and I've noticed that body language (esp. smiling) really helps me stay in a conversation

Thanks for the link

>clubbing

okay grandpa already unrelateable literally no one in their 20s goes clubbing anymore

Literally every uni student who isn't a faggot goes on nights out at least twice a week, once a week if you have a lot of assignments due and not at all a week before exams then every day the week after exams.

Were you one of those fags who only go lectures and gym then sit in your room or go to the local pub with your Reddit tier friend group including that one quirky rawr xD girl with a soyboy boyfriend?? IS THIS YOU!?

I have never heard of anyone in my age group going to a club.

A bar, concert, rave, party? Sure. But not a club.

Also you sure do like using the word fag a lot, insecure?

Are you American? Because in the UK every uni student goes to clubs, bars aren't that big here.

America doesn't really have the enjoyable/shitty popworld esque clubs that we have here

Genuinely didn't know that, yeah our clubs range from more generic shit like Popworld to good shit like smaller local clubs with more unique music but they're enjoyable and a good place to try and pull.

Same here, I hate my life sometimes

Honestly Veeky Forums it's not hard pulling in clubs

Most people on here should be in my situations
>tubs
>ugly
>learn to be a funny witty and interesting to chat to guy to make up for my other qualities
>18-20 loss weight
>21 face has completely changed from the ugly old self I was
>girls are mirin
>body is getting heaps better
>start getting girls about 22
>I'm now 26 and can at least get one 5-9/10

Work on your chat game, put yourself out there.

I may not have as good as body as most of Veeky Forums, maybe athletic look to the normies

Honestly sort it out guys

w-what do you do if you have no friends to go to clubs with?

and if you have no chat game?

This was a very british post

I honestly dunno how people can't have friends unless you move to a new city but even then it would only take me a month to make new work friends

>n it would only take me a month to make new work friends
my work friends don't like me because i'm autistic and don't talk much

how else would you make friends?

How do you chat a girl up if you can barley hear your own voice over the music

>>He fell for the “girls secretly crave muscles more than personality” meme.

Feel sorry for your retarded add mate

Here's all I can think of for you
>have a few drinks then head to the pub for a meal like 7pm and maybe the drinks will help you chat
>join a sports club

That's ya best bet if you're retarded

The smokers area you tard

Lean in close to her

No need to talk with a girl when you're grinding on her in the dance floor

Pretty much this. My self delusion of being a chad is smashed when I go out to clubs and see real chads.

Are you a student? Just make small talk with some decent lads on your course then at the end of the lecture ask them if they're "out tonight" on a popular night for your local clubs. They'll either say yes and offer you to join their pres when you say "nah my lot aren't tonight" or they'll say when they are going out and you ask them if you can come on that day

I've only been successful twice but the trick is that you dance with a girl you like, then go to the smoking area or outisde bit of the club. Sit down with her and talk for 5-10 minutes while putting your arm round her. Then either you or her will say lets dance, you dance with her on the dancefloor then get close and begin making out. If you've done it right, she'll know exactly what you want and will lean in for it straight away.

Buy her a drink later if you want to ensure she stays with you then get her facebook or snapchat so she feels like she's got to know you and feels less slutty for letting you rail her pussy later on in the night.

Good luck.

Those are actual chips though, most shithole Kebab shops serve plain, disgusting fries.

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