/fraud/

/fraud/ - ded thread edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

If you must ask your absolutely retarded questions, include your age, height, dick size, weight, bodyfat percentage, and time spent training as a preface.

Yes, we can tell you how to dose your AI.

Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a double retard for considering them.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK.

previously on everyone looks dyel in clothes:

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start drinking testosterone ethanate

I'm blessed and cursed with a fast metabolism. Even with roids, I need to eat 4,000 calories a day to gain weight. How bad would it be to eat half a pizza a day? I need to add easy calories.

Hello

Weird. Thread is going slowly.

How many anons did the recommended test only first cycle? How did it go for you?

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I literally answered this question in the thread you made. If you're being truthful and you do need that many cals, and it does fit you macros then go for it; however try to get healthier pizza with less sat-fats and shit

I'm going to start my first Test-E cycle soon, im currently a skelly; that type of gains can i expect from a 12 week cycle with macro counting and 6 day a week gym ?

I fucked a tranny and now I feel like shit. It's like an existential crisis.

But they gave really good head... I'm conflicted as fuck. What do???

Know I posted about this shit last thread but the parents rifling through my mail thing might be the final straw in me moving out. Not only does it make ordering gear more of a pain in the ass but also looking at other people's mail is fucked up. Tennessee here I come.

Ill let you know in 6 months

It happens. You'll get over it.

Thanks for answering my question buddy. I'll answer yours. You will get huge, expect at least 20 pounds if you eat and train crazy. I started out at 170 pounds. After blasting and cruising for about 8 months, I am at 210 pounds. I gained about 2% bodyfat, but actually look more defined because of how much bigger I got. Main things you'll see grow are your arms and delts. I've put 3 inches on my arms and my shoulders pop like crazy.

lol degenerate

/fraud/
I'm a neet. I live with my parents.

How do I convince them to buy me roids?
How do I tell them so it doesn't sound like something "bad"?

Have you noticed gains in your calves? Main reason I've been thinking of hopping on over the last year desu

Need to speed up your time tables here user. In 6 months bulking season will be over.

Convince them to buy you bitcoin to 'invest' in. Use that coin for roids

You’re making it hard for me to wait for (endocrine system)

I don't give a fuck about lower body honestly so I don't train it hard, but yes, they have grown despite only getting trained once a week.
I started at 20. I'm already 6'2" and was low test when I started, so I figured there was nothing to lose. Main reason why I chose cruising over coming off.

>tfw she left me

It's okay user. You will find somebody else.

What happened?

is aipctshop legit? and should you not order multiple things at once?

i dont know. we were only going out for like a month one of my first gf's in a while then she just ghosted me. its been like 2 weeks and im pretty sure i overheard she moved on already, i dont even know what i did wrong, fucking whore.

>buy me roids
Just get a job and buy them you idiot

I've read people on sst say they're reliable. I very recently ordered some asin and cialis, they're response times are pretty good (24 hours) and I'm just waiting on my tracking number. Someone else in /fraud/ told me they were g2g too

>like a month
>gf
>moved on in 2 weeks
dude are you 13

alright cool. I've heard it's not safe to order a lot at once, do you know if thats true? I was planning on getting asin, nolva and clomid

no im just on a lot of fucking drugs right now and it was my second girlfriend and ive known her for a while, fuck me this post makes me put shit in perspective being so insignificant, im going to bed

I'm an ausfag, and the law here is you can import three months worth of a medication at maximum pharmaceutical dose without having to register or claim anything with customs. I think you could get a number of different things, just not too much of each

thanks bro

bros, test is a meme here, I’ve got the most insane story to share with you all but I need about another week. just trust me. It’s INSANE

one bitcoin transaction could power an american home for a week

just lmao at humanity

>starting my first cycle tomorrow

Also is Clomid enough for AI or should i go with nolvadex as well. I dont mind delaying a bit to get some nolvadex in.

this is shit bait

Not bait

nope, still shit. apply yourself.

Not bait calling user, and I do agree his is bait. However, I can’t let someone fuck the self up this much on the slightest 0.0005% chance this is real.

Get a real fucking AI

Nolva and clomid are SERMs

Can I cruise on trest/mast for life

Ye boi throw some tren in there too for fun

what about core?

I don't train core. All I do are stomach vacuums. I have always had a really thin/small midesection like a wasp. I like the way it looks cause it makes the upper body really pop.

Two progestins though...sounds like it would be bad

I'm serious

Who gives a shit about calves honestly. Even pro BB don't really seem to give a shit about them. It's just a dumb normie meme.

Although, in my case it could be a case of sour grapes. It's not like I expect big calves as I'm not going to waste even 15 minutes targeting them. Time better spent doing cardio or more general leg training

Oh I thought you said test/mast nevermind then.

Everyone bitches

No one ever does them as their first exercise of the day and train the objectively best calf exercise, donkey raises

No one has the balls to do painful SEO

Weight loss on track, down 10lb since dnp started 2 weeks ago. Bf% estimate? Hoping to start blast in January. Also yes i know i should get a tan.

~17%

Better make it February/May

I got like 10 more days on dnp, ill see what the deal is then but i dont mind waiting if i have to.

Hey guys I posted bere a while ago regarding dropping my t levels in hopes of getting trt i got referred to an endo who said i just have body dismorpia i have a really good relationship with my gp she says she will prescribe it to me but guys i dont know wtf im doing/i dont think my gp does shes just really sympathetic because im depressed suicidal and have no energy would i need to take anything else if i got on the pharma test i think its 2x Primotestone 250 per 1 ml

My HCG is from there, got my shit in like 3 weeks.

So I'm taking a trip in the states and I have to fly. What's the best way to take my shit with me safe and sound?

So my original plan was to blast 500mg test E for my first cycle for 16 weeks then drop to 250mg for 4 weeks remainder for a total of 20 weeks.

Can I just blast 500 for 16 weeks then cruise on 250mg til the end of a year total? E.g. 52 week cycle?

Or just fuck my shit up senpai

I got a crockpot
Makin chicken curry overnight.
And by wednesday Ill weigh under 160.
God bless

Now let them fuck you
No homo

Thats called blasting and cruising lol
Good ol bnc

One of my m8s started using 500mg of test e a week 3 month ago and added 13 kg of mass (90kg to 103kg) his shoulders and traps really popped but everyone of our friends comment how fat his face looks and that he overall looks bloated.

He also said he got massive back pimples..now I'm worried fit, will I get the same or is he having shit genetics?

I know it's commonpractice here.

My question is if it's a good idea for my first cycle.
Can I hop on tren about 30 weeks in
And would I be able to recover fully, afterwards with Nolva and Clomid or would I need HCG?

I feel like he's just overeating/E2 sides.

The longer youre on the longer it might take to recover, with more drugs
In between blasts try to get your lipids healthy

How should I gauge the dosages then?

What I'm assuming after my originally planned cycle was

Nolva 40/40/20/20
Clomid 20/20/20/20

But if I go for a full BnC i havent the slightest idea of what I'll need. Maybe ill just stick to my original plan.

Honestly Ive never pct'd and havent looked it up in years but id do that, add hcg, get bloods and if theyre not back to normal keep it goin

Steroids wiki recommends Test + Deca for second cycle. When i was looking for second cycle examples i saw some people saying that deca is too advanced. What do they mean by this? If deca is like milder version of test why the recommended dose is 250/250 test/deca? Shouldn't your second cycle be "stronger" than previous one? Am i missing something here?

Tfw no mentally ill retarded steroid using weeb twink bf

Why even live?

Sorry, newfag here, is /fraud/ all about roids?

>bought some bitcoin in anticipation of roid buying
>already made $20

thanks /fraud/

Lmao guys I put on fat so easily that I don't eat more than 2200kcal. I'm about 8 weeks into my test e cycle 500/wk. I've currently gone from 16 inch to 17 inch arms and all my maxes are shooting up. Gonna hopefully hit thay lmao6pl8 diddly this week, pray for me. Stats are 5'7, 190, 370 bench, 475 squart and 545 diddle. Any tips? Do I just have a slow metabolism or do these people drastically overestimate TDEE? It's super hard for me to maintain sub 12% body fat (at about 12% currently) and it's so discouraging. Pic related is macro spread at 2,137 kcal. Fat is super high today but yesterday had barely 22 grams. I'll gladly accept any advice from my fraud brethren and yeah I'm about to charge my phone.

Do the deca. You're fine.

How acceptable is it to introduce calorie dense 'dirty' foods when I need to eat like 4000 a day? Things like cereal which can be eaten quickly and with milk (protein), taste good, are cheap, and won't fuck up my intestines?

Would it be wise to use test suspension to kickstart my cycle

week1: 25mg test susp ed
week1-6: 500mg test e ew

You're going to be forever small eating that amount of food. You're probably just in a deficit 90% of the time and think that when you finally shift into a surplus and put on the initial water weight you think you're getting fat and pussy out

That's retarded, if you want to get the test levels up faster either frontload the test e or use prop

You're honestly probably right but god dude, as a former fatty I'm so terrified of getting fat again. Every time I look into the mirror all I see is fat

Former fat kids are in better positions to use gear than skeleton teenagers are, I was one too. You need to take advantage of having no normie feedback loop telling you when to stop eating. That being said, 190 is pretty heavy to be starting a test cycle. In this case you might be better doing a hard cut and dropping the dose to 250mg/wk. Once you're shredded let the fat boy out and eat at least 3500 cals a day

I suck at reading, if you're 12% at 190 5'7 you need to eat even more, fuck getting fat, you have so much space to blow up

Alright, first day 500mg test e, 100mg test prop sound good?

Haha I'll take you up on it. I got measured in a hydrostatic tank and have used calipers as well so I'm pretty sure I've got a good estimate of my body fat. I think the water weight theory is spot on. Lifted 4 years before even touching gear too. Gonna finish out with about 4 weeks of winny, think that'll help draw out some water? I really want that sick grainy look

anyone from eu would like to share his sorcerer?

[email protected]

yeah a winny or var finisher will suck out some water and look great. If you want to take some really good end of cycle pics then cut sodium for a day or two before as well. Would look nice

user who likes pinning Pec's here.
Tried to pin some Deca in lefty lasty night, hit a nerve.
Ok switch needles, try righty, couldnt get it through some old acne scar tissue.

It went in Glute :(

Why the :(
Glute is best place.

nano bby, can you help me out here

Sorry man, I've offered to share before but I'm not some source machine that gives out links all the time.
Google is your best friend.

i just don't know what you eu guys are using since everything i see is from us and recently i've been reading about siezed packages or orders not coming out

More upset about pecs not working out, Glute is second fave

UK brah here, I use solely domestic sources, cba waiting for weeks for gear

>cba waiting for weeks for gear
that's why im looking for eu source, wouldn't mind if you would share some tested and approved by yourself

but i wanted to know if there is some scientific reason behind using 50/50 test and deca instead of pure test for second cycle. Does it work any different?

steroid.com/Deca-Durabolin.php

Do some reading, most steroids have their own particular characteristics
You will yield better gains on 50/50 than all test not to mention the added bonuses of deca, joint health, less aromatisation etc

I already doing that for more than a year. 125 mast and 125 test-e.Mast-e is pretty mild, just make sure you take prostate supplements and hair if you're prone to balding.

Pretty good m8. I bet you got a tons of mires that day

will running teen reduce the effectiveness of other future cycles? i wanna shred up before using a mass cycle but if it'll reduce the effectiveness I'll run a long test+eq blast instead

*tren
fuck autocorrect

Whats the bonuses of cruising on Mast all year?

Hard full dick, mental gains, harder fuller look, light ai.

Really nice when you are at low carb, gives you a bit more fullness than only test imo

using finasteride is with deca is a must?

Only if prone to MPB
Doesn't affect me personally

>mental gains
Oops, looks like you missed out on that but bud

How?

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im bald already, does it mean i don't have to bother with anything when it comes to deca? no other side effects that require other pills?

Deca is converted into dihydronandrolone, which is a weaker androgen than even test iirc.

Nandrolone itself is far more androgenic, which means that if you use finasteride with any nandrolone you will actually risk more hair loss.

You have the mental stability of a pregnant woman.
Drop the mast for a while desu.

so basically there are no additional things (besides ai) to take while pinning test+deca ?

He practically called u a retard. Hence him saying u missed out on the "mental gains"

You should probably get some caber on hand since its a progestogen.