Trawling for the New Year Comic

Guts bashing some chicks with a curl bar like that one autistic dudes greentext story

a guy reading his routine on a cube

Got all my bjs from gym sluts in 2017.
>"It was a very good year"

>chloe shops
>boogie's op
>that guy who fucks traps and takes pics to get back at his ex gf
>titspo guy

Rich Piana's piano now covered in cobwebs (RIP)
Something about the manlets' "longmen" poem
Gym clown/troll/jester/whatever
Red bull sipper getting beat up by OG sippers.
Cockroaches
Onions

zyzz taking pianas soul to heaven

The death of SIPS

White people dying of cardiac arrest or something stupid about that study that says they're prone to shorter lives if they work out . Maybe a Logans Run reference where that hand gem things goes off for you and they carry you away with some guy with blackface sweating as he watches someone carried off

Rich Piana (obvs)
Flex a cep
Manlet pit, manlet/longman war
Soy
Onions
Guy staring straight up on bench
Roach farmer
Warped pink wojak (not really Veeky Forums but I think it's the funniest thing of the year)

Autistic poltard nazis lifting for a race war

As depicted by this masterpiece.

Big Lenny
Rich Piana ascending to Heaven
This year's gimmicks like Jawzercise or that squat magic thing

Also if you could throw a jacked version of Jordan Peterson just out of the way that would be brilliant. Strongly suspect there is a decent crossover between people who watch him and people who go on /fit

some kind of leg press snap city train car

-Guy selling whole onions/onion juice
-Guy snorting chalk for sick gains
-Small thin lanky dude preaching the soy bible.
-New limited time new years gym incentive: Free pizza/bagels for every member, totally not ripping off PlanetFitness.
-Some personal trainer with wads of cash in his pockets making his overweight clients do some highrep low intensity bodyweight routine that doesn’t actually do anything.
-Thot Pit, a fenced of female only area or a literal ballpit filled with thots? You decide!
-DYEL trying to remove the barbell from the smith machine.
-Dude trying to use a kettlebell as a kettle.
-ONIONS

"Critique my form" thread that went for +300 replies
OP disguised crossifit as hardcore gay porn orgy webm that mods ignored

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Mad milk.

>DYEL trying to remove the barbell from the smith machine.
kek

Speed screeching

MANLET PIT

>it's already almost time for another SIR new years comic

holy christ what the fuck happened to 2017

>Soyboys vs Milkcels having a war in the gym, it being interrupted by the Tunnel Day attack as the manlets break out of the pit

Also I swear to CHRIST I am the only person that remembers this, but 2017 kicked off (I'm talking like january 10) with some dude sharing a bodybuilding hypnosis audio file where some faggot tries to hypnotize you into building big muscles with some autistically detailed script. I laughed harder than I have about anything else in my whole life. Include something about ASMR lifting and hypno-gains.

hypno-fetish.com/public/music_song/c4/d7/01/1d4ee_dd3e.mp3

preworkout containing 5% rich piana ashes

Somethings others forgot to post:
>user waterboards himself
>traps asking for advice/comparing each other's butts
>facial aesthetics fags
>the new Sam hyde photo
>throw in one of Jeff's (athleanx) clickbait titles

>ahlean x guy drawing on himself

Fake plates
Jason Blaha loading ammo and wearing a corset

Jonnie candito in a sci-fi healing chamber for his broken foot and subsequent back injury
>sumo not even once

>Alphadestiny poser but its actually him
>Soy boy meme
>Vegans
>Onion meme
That one screen cap of the reply to op saying ohp is much safer then your virginity. Someone has the cap.

>>Alphadestiny poser but its actually him
Please this. Its really pathetic at this point.

How about the guy walks into the gym only to find it's filled with /r9k/ and lookismfags?

The Virgin/Chad meme

Manlet pit

Bunch of manlets and 6'0+ guys with a "manlet" mask in the manlet pit staring intently at rising manlet cutoff meter

how can i hold all these onions, a horde of soybarians raiding, onion vs garlic wars

this

SPeed screech

>sorry i made cube

Connor Murphy losing hair. Panini dying. Boogie rising above. That one Russian bear mode guy emphasizing bloatsthetics. speed screech. Manlet pit. Chad vs virgin. vegan and onions. Water boarding. thot exercises.
ideal gf(i like you just the way you are) post). brainiac wojak and retarded wojak.

Fuck off faggot, you don't even go to the gym anymore. Stop bringing floods of shitty people here for months after New Years looking for your shitty comics.

>new years is rapidly approaching

oh fuck where does the time go

anyway, a bit about the new onion craze mite b gud

The squatting queer that looks already like one of your drawings has to be there, can't find a pic goddamnit

This. Connor Murphy losing hair especially. Maybe a bit about Jeff being the exact same, never changing year after year after year.

>i feel like girls have been wearing skimpier outfits this year

that pic of the one chick posing in the gym in a thong

Eric clawing his way out of the manlet pit, and Rich Piana falling in. Or just something manlet pit in general. I'm already kekking just mentally visualising a SIR illustration of the manlet pit
>the new Sam hyde photo
not Veeky Forums
definitely put user waterboarding himself in though

Don't forget the FAST bros ascending to heaven and be with Zyzz. (because they fucking died)

OC rather than regurgitating shit forced memes

Mcgregor with big fat wads of cash and all the manlets worshiping him with the lanklets scorning him

Sad you haven't lurked much this year, had some good ones, manlet pit takes the cake for me

P.S. Love you.

I believe that pic was part of his "weight loss progress" photos.

A guy waterboarding himself while doing neck excercises

>onion juice in the vending machine

this

sir here's an album of all my favourite fps/jokes from this year, hope it helps

imgur.com/a/oNBjN

BRAPHOGS

BRAP

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PARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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I'm sorry but who are you and why should I care?

new

Include this

please be b8

Nice try.

...

Rich piana leaving the humanity behind.

Candito coming back!

Manter Pit
Onions
Chad vs virgin meme
Rich Piana
Big Lenny

SIR I love you brah

Please draw Piano Man joining zyzz on Mount Olympus

*Manlet pit

Got to include onions my dude

Autists doing jojo poses

This. Posing uberchards

Jason Blaha fake mercenary/stolen valor shit

Rich Piana
Gigachad
Manlet pit

All 2?

Manlet wars
Garlic vs onion
The Bugez lifting the universe
Uberchads

yes remember vegantrap

please don't immortalise vegan trap

Post the screen cap or link if thread is still live?

People arguing whether Riptits is a good source of advice, and whether SS is a good novice routine
People arguing whether Zyzz is worth respecting

Definitely the roach farmer guy.

Barbell polevaulting
DJ scratching barbell weights
Soy boys
RIP Rich Piana of course

...

Brap/sniff

Onions

Soy

maybe a guy immediately growing breasts after drinking/ eating soy and a women getting fucking hench after eating an onion

Knees bending backwards during knee extensions

Mexican highway vendor selling fresh onions direcetly inside the gym

Throw in the uber chad somewhere

Piano man looking down at us from heaven with zyzz

Guy waterbording himself for gains, onion man vs soyboys and uberchad

We need the passing of Piana man referenced in there somewhere. Also onions I suppose since it's gotten this bad now.

If you can though, can you have a panel with a guy in the squat rack squatting so deep his ass has put a hole in the ground, and his friend/spotter just says "lower faggot", pretty please horselord?

maybe a funeral procession with the pallbearers carrying a coffin in the shape of a piano?

I like that a lot. They'd need a piano sized coffin to bury him in anyways.

have them all straining and red faced, just like he always was

The guy who tried to fuck a weight at the gym and got his dick stuck.

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