If you could start your own gym, let's call it Guy Heaven. Except for the obvious no girls-rule...

>no girls rule
>>condoms and lube in the locker room
So it's home of the gay heaven?

It's not gay dude. I always say no homo after I smash twink bucci in the shower.

>mostly power cages
>good variety of machines so i can get hypertrophy volume done at the end of my workouts
>members need to be at least able to do one of the 1/2/3/4, preferably 2 plate bench in my opinion. This filters out the DYELs
>music is based on voting system, ideally variants of metal and EDM for energy

>Guy Heaven
>no girls-rule
>condoms and lube in the locker room

Is this a gym or gay bathhouse? If both, I'm ok with this.

>TFW there is no such place in my city.

>DOGGOS ALLOWED
>minimum strength test (something like 1/2/3/4) This will make people strive to not be a DYEL just so they can get entrance to G U Y H E A V E N

No shirts.

No homos

>no sub-200lbs "men"
>no cables or machines
>pizza everyday
>members get weighed every week, your membership gets temporarily evoked if you lose weight

no bloatlets

If I could start my own gym, it would be in my garage

*REQUIRED

Everyone has a spot dog to make sure they are working out correctly, to bring them onions and attack manlets or crossfitters.

>50% they end up hating each other within 10 years

Free onions on sunday

meh nothing great about big fat guys.

Olympic lifting coaches
phones banned on the gym floor
decent air conditioning
ADJUSTABLE DUMBBELLS

4 pl8s minimum on leg press, sick of having to rerack 20 plates
No mixing up the weight plates
Weight rack for 2.5/1.25/0.5/0.25kg plates
Full range of specialty barbells
Reverse hypers

No urban music

You're on the wrong board, sir

>no girls-rule
>condoms and lube in the locker room
I hope you’re not implying what I think you are

>dumbbell rack
>adjusable bench with rest
>barbell and curlbar with plates
>mirror
>tv with vcr
>nobody else allowed because it is a home gym
homegym > a distant location with a bunch of machines and treadmills I won't use

Kek...yes.

No machines
No mirrors
Plenty of racks and bars
Some punching bags, mats, and related equipment

You need mirrors

The mirrors are on the floor. The floor is mirrors

>no bodybuilding dot com t shirts
>no pop music playing
>big board for all to see about biggest lifts of members
>only stairclimber machines for cardio
>anyone who puts weights back in wrong spots gets a paddlin
>better wipe down your benches or that’s a paddlin
>motivational pictures on the wall of pros “we’re all gonna make it”

Resident shepherd doggo to herd manlets back into the pit.

St. Bernards to come give sips

>Only 25kg plates nothing in between
>Cages, benches and platforms only
>No sumo
>No crossfit
>No cables
>No squat pads
>Good metal music
>Cat hang in there poster and other cat posters on the walls. Dogs posters are also allowed

Übermensch Gym
>minimum height 6'0
>pull-up bars at 8'0+ off the ground so our feet dont touch the floor when in bottom position
>mirrors in washroom high enough so we can see our faces
>shower heads high enough so we don't have to do a japanese greeting to the shower wall
>award badges and discounts for reaching 1/2/3/4 and 2/3/4/5
>deadlift platform with deadlift bars
>allowed to make noise deadlifting only if its lmao3pl8 or more
>benches tall enough so we don't have to put plates under feet in order to stabilize properly
>water fountains tall enough so that we don't have to do a good morning to drink
>quarterly awards for those who progressed their lifts the most
>strongest guy in the gym given the honorific title of 'Big Guy', all must address him so
>bulletin boards listing a FAQ for new lifters, and a list of recommended programs for every experience level
>all staff who are not maintenance must have achieved 1/2/3/4 or higher
>free chalk
>free bands
>free chains
>at least 10 power racks
>at least 10 benches
>no treadmills because if you drive to the gym to walk you should kys desu senpai
>a little corner with mats and images on a wall listing good stretches to do for certain lifts
>dumbells up to 150lb
>a fine and spanking for those who don't re-rack weights

the home gym outside your home gym
>gym is divided in multiple cubicles big enough for a person to do everything they need
>equipped with a cage and some other shit (no machines) a one barbell bard, two dumbell bars and a lot of weights
>sound proof
>maybe each cubicle has its own bathroom

it would be pretty expensive, but i would get so much autismo money from people refusing to workout around other people...
also, it allows you to workout naked, as god intended when he created gyms

deadlifting in that gym sounds like fun

Only simple olympic racks on platforms, no safeties or gay racks.
Fill the gym with those, nothing else needed.

So basically a soviet olympic lifter training hall

>manlet pit
>thot corner
no bro behaviour ranging from pack animals likke niggers pakis and gypsyes to autismo level of not giving a shit like throwing dumbells aroun
for the record non-whites are welcome as long as they behave
nobody is allowed to talk
basically a home gym with benefits

This.
Only bodyweight training, this promotes real team building as everybody takes turn lifting eachother. No homo.

>breaking my clean 1RM

Are mirrors a must? What do you need them for? can it be accomplished with other means, like competent PTs who don't just babysit people?

>no one allowed except me

How is this not the only rule?

fitmisc is here again

>no snapbacks
>cable machine
>rest is power racks w/ a few benches
>dumbells too obvs

Everyone has to have their dick out, especially the girls

RULES OF MY GYM:
1. NO CHICKS.
2. NO CLOTHES.
3. NO HOMO.

this

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