Gym piano is out of tune

>gym piano is out of tune

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>forgot to feed the gym chickens again

>tfw didn't perform preworkout aztec bloodletting ritual

>Forgot to reserve the squat rack

>gym piano is dead ;_;

>only one in the whole gym to forget to wear my toga on toga tuesdays.

>gym thot won't smile at you anymore after coming last in gym penis inspection

>forgot that it was pants-off-friday last week
>everyone was giving me weird looks for wearing shorts

> gym night challenged me to a duel
What do I do guys?

assassinate

>missed gym clown AGAIN
>everybody had balloons except me

You have a piano... in the gym??

its so you can tone

>slay gain goblin
>drops a legendary piece of gym gear
>its for a cardio build

Explain to him that duels are a form of cardio

>manlets and beardlets signed non-aggression treaty

What are they planning Veeky Forums?

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>Manlet pit filled up with powder again
>Have to dig it out so they don't get enough of a boost to escape
>They keep biting my toes as I shovel
>Have to keep throwing them onions to distract them

>gym's piano man passed away

>gym bouncy castle has a punchture

Gym crocodile has been hiding in the water fountain for a week now

Gym aussie is refusing to move it after the gym jellyfish stung him full of test in the showers

>I was just trying to make it bigger! It worked for me!
every time

>manlet pit was hacked and now there are manlets on the gym oat farm

>gym creatine lab leaked some powerful chemicals yesterday
>bench and power rack are on quarantine for unknown time

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Gym orchestra is on strike.

>local guy who used to push gear is now a farmer and pushing organic onions

>gym falcon laid eggs in the sauna

>gym lord invoked right of primae noctis

my sides

>tfw no gf for the lord to take

>gym composer was replaced by Danny Elfman

>tfw wasn't talking about my gf either

>gym nerds didn't reshelf gym library books

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>the gym jazz band stopped playing

>manlets have awoken the gym's legendary super roider

>gym piana is out of tune

>forced to fight Chad Powerbeef in the gym pits

>was sick last tuesday
>missed gym scholastic book sale

top jej

>go in next day
>only books left are by Rippetoe

>gym maid is on her period

Every
Fucking
Time

>Dick put on jass on the gym radio again

>Gym necromancer refused to reanimate my spotter

>spotter lost its spots in wash

kek

>forgot to clean communal squat plug after using it

>someone wiped all your good boy points off the board
>now only get one onion for supper

>Gym grandpa died
>Put on my black clothes and had to lift in complete silence

>gym grandpa starts to haunt the gym

Goddamnit, I love /tv/

>gym priests destroyed the gym pentagram and manlet sacrifice altar

I'm never going to make it now

>leg press stops dispensing tickets
I almost had enough to win my shoes back.....

Duude. Lifting rpg. Training for competitions and shit. Every lift is a mini game. Other half of the game is a dating sim.

>grind legs to level 99 by squating yew logs
>bicep stat decayed by half
FUCK

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>gym lovecraftian horror escaped the pits

consider it a blessing you missed him, user

the.... horror
Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>smartphone keeps hogging the bench

The fuck is its problem.

>forgot my water bottle
>the gym olive garden has dried up

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You guys go to some pretty strange gyms o_O

>my turn to water the gym garden
>notice the onion corp has caught a blight
>mfw there will be no hope of the gym surviving winter now

do u work out at my gym, we seriously have chickens that walk around outside the gym

>tfw ran out of cells in my gym's manlet dungeon

>forgot to pay the gym thief taxes

>forgot to bring my swim suit for the manlet pit

>tfw you miss the gym meeting and get no say in the up coming gym quest

>the gym doesn't hand out onions for my workout
>have to bring some from home

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>tfw not invited to the gym discord server

I chuckled

>The crazy roid guy starts picking fights with the high school kids outside the gym

>gym grandpa stuck in the squat machine again

>Missed the monthly gym choir practice
>Everyone knows
>Gym priests giving me bad looks
>Go to gymfessional
>Confess my sins
>Papa forgives but doesn't bless me with gains

Veeky Forums is the best board

kek

underrated but fuck you

>persona but with the gym instead of the dungeon

>max level lifter brings his owl familiar with him to the gym.
>it steals protein bars and shakes from all gym goers and brings it back to him.
The rich get richer.

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>gym tram went past the weight room stop
>just spent 40 mins at cardio depot
>when it finally comes back around it's full

Mexico sounds fucking lit

>mandatory soy day at planet fitness
>try to sneak onions in through anus
>forget to tip receptionist
>im sorry sir but i didnt see you eat any of our soy-based products, we'll need a blood sample to see your testosterone levels arent too high
>when i fall down in tears my squat plug drops out and the onions follow suit