Mirin thread: don’t stick your dick in crazy edition

This. My ex gf had mental illness and it fucked me up emotionally for a year.

Do it. Junkies give the best blow jobs.

Just ask Terry here

>>She talks about how lonely she is and I could not bring myself to leave her there
>>somehow spend half an hour talking to her

If she can already manipulate you this well, you will be putty in her hands if you go any further.

what's Terry's routine?

Fuck off you glow-in-the-dark CIA nigger

what happened?

>crazy
Avoid, dated crazy for 3 Years in college and she fucked my whole life up in the last months. It was depression but she was very manipulative, she just tried to set up a meeting with me yesterday and I almost fell for her bullshit. She just got dumped by the guy she left me for and despite her thinking it would be ‘cathartic’ I’m not falling for her bullshit.

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i stalked her for a couple weeks and then she moved too far out of my bus route, i still miss her

Crack hoe pussy every day x F

This. I only lasted a month
>if we're texting during work hours and I stop replying for more than 5 minutes: "you don't love me, I'm probably just annoying you"
>if I don't text her good morning, have to spend the rest of the day calming her down
>insists on telling her friends and family about me within a week of meeting
It sounds cute but gets old really fast.

How to find emotionally unstable gf?

Pass her on to me pls

Are you me? I stopped being attracted to her like two years in but I loved her and loved seeing her happy. She quickly realized her bullshit wouldn’t throw me off and took advantage. I absolutely fucking hate talking on the phone just to talk and she always felt insecure about it, needed to be texted every day. Over the summer I started leaving her messages every morning before I left for work, I would sing her a little song, tell her how much I loved her. I would beat me if I could time travel

THIS. Unless it's a one night stand, don't get involved, no matter how hot she is. I've had a bipolar girlfriend who turned out to also be narcissistic and schizophrenic. There was nothing she wouldn't do or say to try and trap me into the fucked up idea of a relationship she wanted, and fucked up it was. I was lucky to escape before she had a chance to mess with my mind any more than she already had.

don’t do the regular phone call thing, especially if you are charming and good at carrying conversations. don’t fucking do it ever again. i’ve spent hundreds of hours taking calls from women that went no where. do not do it no matter what EVER.

THIS. Stay the fuck away from her OP, nothing good will come out of hanging around her, let alone fucking her

>Don't stick you dick in Crazy
>But all women are crazy
What do?

Not all women are crazy to the point you should avoid them but the psycho bitch will actively try to ruin your life the second you try to bail.

Doesn't matter how hot she is, you are playing with fire.

I've had a girl accuse me of rape and try to ruin my reputation because I stopped seeing her since she was too obsessive. There is nothing below the belt with these bitches, they will come up with some sort of twisted rationale to justify the most fucked up shit.

Find yourself a girl who has her shit together. Believe it or not some people are actually well adjusted.

>Find yourself a girl who has her shit together
Kek, finding a crazy one is hard but now you want one who has her shit together?

Got any tips for where such a creature might exist? i sure as fuck havent seen one of those in my 10 years of looking

you get lucky and you just find em

Ive gotten lucky once and found a girl who was somewhat crazy but good looking and thats all im after desu
Still, i cant wait to get lucky. I want to be able to find girls regularly

Maybe the gym? Go in the early hours of the morning

Someone smart and motivated. Grad students, researchers, or others with good academic drive tend to have the discipline to keep going after personal failures and difficulties. Women who are strong and independent make my dick diamonds, more so if they do science shit too.

Everyone has their neuroses but someone who is kicking ass at whatever they do likely has their shit under control. I've found self made business types to be solid too, provided they aren't using their ego/image as their product ( a la thot ).

Make a lot of money and meet many successful women on the way, marry one of them

>tfw gf's have always been confident in their appearance around me
>tfw have never had insecure gf
>tfw will never be attracted to crazy
ahh

>started a new administrative course
>educational coordinator is 27 yo (I'm 22)
>kept miring me
>we chatted, she's very flirty and touchy and kept trying to hide her ring (she's engaged)
>gives me her number
>I decide to look her up on kankerbook to see what I'm getting into
>thrill-seeker
>engaged to some beta-faced gymrat that has puffy muscles (while I'm more shredded, thanks calisthenics)
>has soulless psycho eyes in every single photo she's smiling, completely fake smiles (pic related)

She has eyes like a fucking shark.

What do, lads?

Maybe, good tip but most girls in my gym are there with their boyfriends 24/7
They are like glue to one another

>Someone smart and motivated
I dont know what you mean by "got their shit together" but in my book it just means "want to date and likes to fuck"
Most girls i see are either taken or so goddamn strange i dont know what the fuck is wrong with them

I dont want a successful girl, i want a girl who wants a relationship and doesnt suck at it

>gf's dad never liked me
>get fit
>have to squeeze past him and the kitchen counter
>my boner grinds on his ass
>mfw
>shieeeetttt
>he turns his head and looks me in the eye
>he smiles real wide

were all gonna make it brahs

Die ogen zijn hongerig voor zaad mijn jongen

MAAK MIJ TROTS

...

Usually smart successful girls balance their life out so they can enjoy the things that matter. Money is made so it doesn't have to interfere with relationships. They're the golden bunch.

Im being realistic as well, girls who want a bf usually have one so im not gonna look to uni because from my experience all girls in uni are taken already and its a fucking pain trying to steal em away from their current bf

I just want a girl who has her shit together but like i said even the crazy ass ones are hard to find so its not gonna be easy

Good girls are usually taken. That's life dude. Thank God monogamy isn't sustainable and that shit always ends.

>we talked for half an hour
'So anyway, yeah guys thats how I avoided being tricked into sex wew'

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Id take decent at this point too but for some reason its impossible to find those as well
I mean the only single girls i meet usually are depressed ass girls who got several dudes who try to fuck em but the girl is bipolar or some shit so she backs out or the complete dumpster fires

back to the gym i go i guess

>thanksgiving with family
>I'm bigger than ever thanks to my cut finishing right before fall break
>6' 180lbs of solid steel and autistic sex appeal
>hot cousin with painfully huge tiddies is there
>flirted with her on accident a long time ago and I guess she never let it go
I should note I live in alabama, and it's completely false that we fuck our cousins and sisters
>walked around, whole family is there
>cousin is at the sink
>I need past
>do I go front to back or back to back
>front to back, I'm not a bitch
>slide by
>she backs up immediately
>mfw
>sandwiched between her cheeks, I was already half chub from texting fwb and rocking a bulge at a family dinner
>cousin jumps forward, whips around and gives me that open-mouthed "did you just do that" face
>sperg out the rest of the day
>go home and blow my load to huge tiddied incest porn
As an added anime-tier twist, we're not actually related by blood, my uncle married a single mother

Shoulda hit that bruh.

girls are mirin' but i'm autistic and i dont know what to do

>not blood related
boner gone

>being this deprived of girls that you think of your cousin

>tfw family dinner goes awry

He couldn't stand someone pounding his little girl, because he wanted to be the little girl

fucking kek

>She has eyes like a fucking shark
Sharks do not have eyes, user, they have gills.

Anyway, if she's smiling under those eyes, that is really fucking creepy. A smile that doesn't reach the eyes is not genuine. To smile like that at people you know and supposedly deeply care about is awful.

>sharks do not have eyes

They are all emotionally unstable. The Estrogen blues

>Sharks do not have eyes
wat

>Sharks do not have eyes

If you reward certain behaviours with the reaction they were intended to elicit, why wouldn't you expect a repeat of those behaviours?

>43738809
>She has eyes like a fucking shark
I hope for your sake English isn't your first language

>Sharks do not have eyes

kek what's more of a power move than becoming your gf's new stepmom

>how can Sharks be real if their eyes aren’t real

not even sure if you're roleplaying but if you're not related than who gives a shit

>Sharks do not have eyes
>they have gills

Am I drunk again mid-day or does that sentence makes less sense the more you read it.

Sick mire you fucking looser

>Sharks do not have eyes
please tell me you don't give advice on this board

plz give me her number

hahaha nooit gedacht dat ik zoiets op Veeky Forums zou zien
doe het broeder

The fuck?

GEWOON PLUNDEREN DIE ZAADGLEUF, WEES GEEN SOJAJOCHIE EN MAAK ONS TROTS!

Do it faggot
>tfw no yandere
Why even live

Just find a gf without a penis

She's probably a coal burner thot who gets her clicks fucking all sorts of diseased junkies, fuck her a few times then ditch her

>>hot cousin with painfully huge tiddies is there

I used to read stories on these threads and think how can you guys fuck up so badly after getting mired.
>fast forward a year of lifting, finally have a decent body
>at movie night with uni friends
>"have you guys seen anons arms, they've been getting really big"
>qt sitting by me touches them
>"oooh, these are nice"
>I start inching away "no no no i don't even like, I don't know what, I don't..."

Fuck me bros

>Sharks do not have eyes, user, they have gills.
What did he mean by this?

>not committing the ultimate sin and giving your cousin sister aunty mutant downy babbys
fag

now you know how it feels user, it's both a blessing and a curse

Don't bother, just know that there are brainlets like this that post on Veeky Forums regularly.
A part of why this board is so terrible.

Bow down manlets, we are Dutchies.

Not sticking your dick in crazy is a meme. 90% of the time the real problems come when you try leaving her. But with even a few ounces of intelligence you can avoid complications.

Just get her to break up with you instead. Swallow your pride. Be boring, act overly clingy and pathetic. Text excessively and act insecure. She'll leave you thinking it was her idea all along.

I know this feel

>be 17, gf be 16
>break up with qt pyscho gf because I'm moving to city
>she immediately starts dating 24 year old man
>he buys her everything I could never buy her because poorfag, she sends me pic of them kissing, her topless on bed every so often
>lmao ok, keep fucking her on the side, they break up after a month
>"I'm pregnant", lmao no bye, a month later, "I lied about being pregnant"
>we start fucking again, cannot resist that ass
>"you raped my friend when we were having that threesome"
>find out that her friend regretted it and ex had been spreading rumor about rape around school, found out from other girl I knew
>people keep threatening me about it, become depressed but nothing ever happens cause it never actually happened
>lose my only and best friend because of it
>"'I'm sorry user" , I know deep down I still love her but hide it and resent her for it, we grew up together, I had shared everything with her since I was 14, lost virginity, everything
>we keep fucking and having long talks for months, she is the only thing grounding me to my past, I have nothing keeping me connected to reality apart from her and lifting
>realize I'm so fucked up that I still love her, hide my feelings and hate myself because of it
>she tells me she is moving, I break down in tears like a pussy in front of her
>she moves continents and I never see her again

You don't stick your dick in crazy without something extremely bad happening after, good sex though

I'm in a relationship like this and scared for my life if I leave

Help anons

this whole thing was entirely your own fault since the second line

Terry here. Can confirm junkies give the best blow jobs.

Find a girl that's focusing on a career or really dedicated to a hobby. Girls that are self motivated and have that drive are what I look for. Not gonna find them at parties and bars very often, more likely through mutual friends

I lasted three years and I loved every second of it. She left me.

>you spent a half hour listening to her

And right there I can tell you, 100%, that you need to avoid her.

I almost ruined my life by getting involved with a girl who was on a cocktail of medications for mental illnesses.

Nothing good will come of it and you'll become crushed when she ruins your life and stomps on your feelings. You'll gain trust issues, lose confidence and doubt everything that you might like about yourself.

At least, that's what happened to me. Mental illness is terrible on the person already and I swear to fuck it's almost worse for the people that care about them.

Avoid her at all costs. Please listen to this.

These gents get it.

Replying so everyone can see my story since people are asking
>just graduated
>dating a HS girl who models for teen vogue
>really fucking pretty face but looking back she had a flat ass although some nice DD titties on top of being skinny
>date for a few months
>tells me she has this big secret
>slowly opens up as I get emotionally attached
>says she tried to kill herself when she was like 9 years old
>I put the pieces together and decide it’s because her moms druggie friends raped her or something
>her rich dad has sole custody of her after that
>basically tells me she will kill herself if I leave her
>me being an empathetic naive human, I get scared shitless and fall for the trap
>I used to think needy women were hot until I dated her
>she wouldn’t leave me alone and would flip out if I went for more than few hours without talking to her
>acted like a succubus and the one day told me she had vaginismus because of her rape and couldn’t have sex
>no sex and shitty relationship made me turn evil myself
>I would emotionally abuse her because I was so unhappy
>her dog died and I made a joke about it lol
>things were getting worse
>I would get angry at her every opportunity, one day she dumped me thank god
>I felt like my heart was ripped out at the time
>suicidally depressed for 3 months
>Worst I’ve ever felt, rock bottom
>think I’m becoming schizo
>google how to slow your mind down
>find a website that tells me to stop controlling thoughts
>this is basically what meditation is so I start doing that
>after a week or two start to relax
>let go finally and felt god, only way I can describe it(not religious or spiritual)
>completely one with everything, no fear or mental chatter
>slowly goes back to normal but felt like I shed a lot of delusional childish behavior
>nowadays very careful with who I date
>have a radar for women who I think maybe be emotionally unstable

I believe in love and believe in respecting women, be careful bros.

Basically this.

If you can detect a woman that is going to be a huge fucking problem in your life, don't do it.

Jesus Christ, I can't stress this enough.

This is the biggest regret I've ever had in my life and I hope people don't get into the same problem.

Got two:

Found myself a qt Asian gf.

>Be me
>Used to work out but now gone back to skinny fat
>Kept decent looking arms, nothing special by any stretch
>Walking with girlfriend, I'm wearing a shirt, sleeves rolled up
>The weather is turning so I go to roll down my sleeves to stay warmer
>She stops me "you don't need to we'll be home soon"
>"Why?"
>"Because you don't need to"
>I'm smirking now. "Yeh but why though?"
>"I... I just really like your forearms, it looks really attractive with the sleeves rolled up"

Second one from a couple of days ago.

>Getting back into working out but the gym is miles away so starting to get equipment at home.
>Buy pull up bar
>"user, what's that?"
>"Pull up bar for my workout"
>"Oh how many can you do show me"
>She's smiling as I'm doing the pull ups because it's just for fun.
>Sees my biceps and forearms working. The smile slowly disappears to a mouth slightly open and she just stands hazily staring.
>Say that's enough for now
>"You can't be done, surely you can manage one more"
>Do one really slow rep for her and hear her take a deep breath
>Walk behind and kiss her on the neck and tell her she was right I could do one more
>She spins round and practically dives on me

We only met about 6 month ago so I have always lifted for myself but damn it gives me that extra boost lifting for her, knowing she loves seeing me fit and healthy.