For the discussion of the consuming of onions and onion related activities. Continued from >why should I eat onions? Based on a study conducted by Iranian scientists, they've found that the equivalent of 1 onion a day in humans increased serum testosterone in rats by nearly 300%. It has also been shown by small groups of communities to stop balding, as well as grow hair back when applied on the balding areas, however, no major studies have been conducted on this, but you can probably guess (((why))).
>does it have to be raw? Yes. The study was conducted with raw onions. Cooked onions could possibly work but most onion men find it unlikely.
>how much should I eat? Roughly 1g per KG of bodyweight. A normal sized onion should suffice.
>How do I eat it? Some anons have suggested dicing it and mixing with foods. Others have suggested blending it in a smoothie with other vegetables and fruits, bananas in particular. Some have suggested submerging it in lime juice to neutralize the sharp taste. If you have really big balls you can just eat it raw, some anons who have done this reported that it begins to taste good once you get used to it.
>which type is best to eat? Red onions is the general consensus, although it will sting the most. White onions follow, which is a good jumping off point to becoming an onion man, below that is yellow and green.
>How do I get rid of onion breath? Cinnamon, lime/lemon juice, and nutmeg have all been recommended to neutralize the taste and smell.
Good luck on your journey anons, it's a hell of a ride, but the gains will be worth it.
green tea and fresh spinach also help eliminate the smell from your breath good luck on your journeys bros
Jordan White
no, onions deserve their own threads! Important! Important! Important!
Jonathan Thompson
ye
Jayden Baker
just use gum desu nigga
Aaron Jackson
This shits getting old. Stop polluting an otherwise halfway decent board with this stupid meme
Daniel Moore
This is a meme being shilled to make Veeky Forums users look like idiots
I mean wasn't it obvious already
Isaiah Morris
This is the same pseudoscience people who sell penis enlargement use. Just because one study showed some rats doesn't mean it'll do jack for you.
Brody Gutierrez
Gawker already dissected this, move on.
Mason Richardson
The general consensus is red? I thought it was yellow onions which contained the most of the active ingredient which causes the test boost?
Michael Miller
one of each for max gains
Jonathan Reyes
This onion shit is just another example of how easy it is to sell the stupidest ideas to the Veeky Forums cattle.
Austin Butler
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Lucas Long
>(((Gawker)))
Who benefits from pushing this supposed lie? Onion farmers?
Did you notice how fast the soyboy media tried to stop this information from getting out?
Dylan Nelson
What about brown onions?
Ethan Walker
I meant gum for the bad breath retard, i will end you with my 2100 natty test level
Henry Price
>Who benefits from pushing this supposed lie?
Big Onion
Joseph Scott
Post pastebin
Jonathan Jackson
Lol! I can't believe we tricked them into eating onion!
Nathan Phillips
>not taking the onion pill Leave the onions to the rest of us user.
Josiah Howard
This meme is far better than mewing
Zachary Gomez
Anyone who honestly wants to try this, seriously consider stopping after 40days unless you are convinced you are better off. I remember reading a few studies in my med class about extended daily exposure to raw allium family extract/oil causing things like stomach damage and even testicular lesions.
Oliver Morales
Managed to find the study, but basically things found in the allium family such as (Allyl propyl disulfide, allyl mercaptan, diallyl disulfide, allicin, etc). Where all found to have varying levels of toxicity. Some of the experimental groups just ended up dying from extended exposure but some survived but suffered damage and lesions to the testicules after 45/70 days of repeated exposure.
Cooper Gomez
Does it fucking matter? If it's real, a bunch of dudes increased their testosterone and reaped the benefits of high T like better lifting, better sex life, less depression, etc. If it's not real a bunch of dudes added some vegetables to their diet and reaped the benefits of good veges.
It's not like the onion world order are shilling this and their jew onion farmer underlings are rubbing their hands together in glee at us eating onions.
Brody Hall
You are fake news and gains goblin.
Nice try though.
Aaron Rodriguez
To add to this. Onions are cheap as fuck anyway. I just bought 3kg for $1.50. Nobody is getting rich off this meme
Lucas Richardson
Cooked up my beef, turned off the stove and I diced up an onion. Ate half raw and threw the other half in with my meat, then scoffed it all down.
Tasted fine and I liked the occasional crunch.
Jonathan Scott
Whatever man, keep spewing memes. Not sure why you ignore that study and cling to the one in the OP. Just trying to genuinely tell people that things that contain sulfur compounds are toxic to mammals during extended periods. Its very rare to actually witness nowadays since we usually cook our alliums which breaks down pretty much everything but eating it raw or using pure extract carries the same risk.
Ayden Bailey
>mfw people are gonna start doing Onion cycles like they do steroid cycles
Asher Gutierrez
This. Also the explanation that it's some guy's idea to make Veeky Forums look dumb - oh no, Veeky Forums was a paragon of intelligence up until that point right?
Jason Rodriguez
Has anyone noticed how shit her knife skills are? She's not gonna cut jack shit like that.
Jose Stewart
I've been eating raw onions whole life with meal, dirty slaw, just give me boiled potato, raw onion and herring and i am good. Don't boost shit and I have tried it for hair health, don't ever do it again, can't get that smell out for week.
Owen Turner
5ml/kg of garlic juice is a fuckton.
Leo Williams
Hence why I focused on the 20g/60kg equivalent and the 0.25-.5ml/kg effects. Which are far more reasonable to reach if you are actually eating the amount of raw onions daily some people here are talking about.
Carson Carter
Didn't CAWKER get the axe over a year ago?
Joshua Myers
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Carson Mitchell
I just turmixed one, for testing. The smell reminds me of apple juice, but the taste is something I have never tasted. I have drank half of the liquid and my stomach is burning like I drank pure acid. I have yet not puked but I can feel if I continue I will. I found that drinking with a straw makes it easier. I will report more if I am capable
Evan Walker
I have added salt in thought that it may make it drinkable, but it's even worse now, I cannot drink it. Do not add salt to it. I will try again latter this week with more fruits/vegetables in the mix(not just raw onion)
I've been having garlic and onion in my evening meal for years and I fine. Sometimes with garlic powder too, but usually with most of a garlic bulb, or sometimes a whole bulb of garlic. Onions are an ingredient of most of my meals too, and has been that way for years.
So why am I not dead or lacking testicles by now?
Oliver Butler
oh so in regards to I'll be fine? I do cook all the onion and garlic I eat
Aaron Richardson
The lime helped a ton, reduced the bad taste by about 90% and stomach aches by 60%. Makes it manageable to eat a whole red onion in one sitting (blended up that is)...tho this is my third day and some anons noted that you will adjust yourself to it?
Anyhow, cooking it is bad...but so is cooking for most veggies. Wouldnt steaming an onion offer a better solution then? To get all the nutrients but to disable its defense mechanism?
Brandon Jackson
just bought five fucking huge onions this shit better not kill me
Caleb Robinson
Left Raw onions no exercise Right raw onions and exercise
Ayden Morales
>4 chan "users" >r*ddit spacing hmmmm
Dominic Hughes
fuck I'll try it
Adam Sanchez
>managed to find the study >dont post link
It really makes me laugh what length you will go to to discredit onion lads. Even so far as to create fake studies in mspaint and screencap it.
Andrew Perez
>the absolute state of americucks
it's a fucking vegetable you twit
Jacob Watson
Has anyone worked out how to make this shit edible
I'm sure one of you is putting it into a shake and using some other shit to mask the taste
reddit spacing
Leo Reed
I put lime juice and salt on mine, shit is legit
Grayson Cook
>does it have to be raw? >Yes. D R O P P E D
Joshua Hill
You're all falling for another "wonder treatment" you may as well pay out for the 6packshortcuts scam. There is NO SUBSTITUTE for hard work. Raw onions are not loaded with testosterone giving powers any more than haribos are.
>I sense a vegan plot to destroy Veeky Forums
Jeremiah Evans
t. soyboy
thanks for continually bumping our cause :)
Evan Roberts
Day 4 of the experiment. I havet gotten used to My tounge hurting always and today i decided to chop it up. Sry for phone post
Camden Rivera
americucks enrage me
learn 2 cook
Julian Peterson
Some people are allergic to raw onions, it can be very dangerous and unpleasant.
Thomas Murphy
>worst case scenario, user wasted $15 and had smelly breath for a few weeks gee i wonder why you care so much about it
Jeremiah Walker
Okay guys please don't believe all of this, I ate onions for years in my daily avocado/tomato salad and I am still bald.
Onions are good and healthy but won't turn you into a super human, unfortunately.
Charles Green
Veeky Forums what have you done with my mental health...
Michael Parker
>Okay guys please don't believe all of this,
Yes goy, stop eating onions goy, here, take my word on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum
Grayson Baker
Day 8 (or 9 I lost count) here AMA
Benjamin Rogers
I am not american perkelle
Nathaniel Robinson
Yeah no this is bullshit
Luis Morgan
How intense is the urge to kill yourself?
Parker Roberts
No goy, stop eating vegetables goy! They're bad for you!
Evan Hall
how do you feel?
Hunter White
strong. unrelated to the onions tho
good.
Honestly don't know why everyone makes a big deal about eating them. On the fist day I just chowed down like and apple and ended up blending it like a tard. Don't blend or eat it on an empty stomach. The best method I've found is just to incorporate it into a sandwich. Eating becomes a complete non-issue afterwards. I honestly lost count because of how easy it is.
Brody Smith
>vegan plot
wat
moar like
>potentially retarded plot of retards
Austin Watson
That's not what I said. Onions are healthy but to expect a raise in test just because you force yourself to eat one raw, this is not gonna happen.
That's exactly what I mean. Dude, use your brain, why did you use a knife, spoon and a plate when you could basically eat it like an apple? Mix it in a salad and lo and behold, it'll taste good.
Yeah i speak against onions, then I speak for them. Before anyone here twists my words again please get the general message of my posts: you are all retarded. And onions won't give you your hair back, trust me.
T H I S I'm not saying don't do it, the jews want us to remain onionless and weak. Carry on without me, just start out with a small amount so that you don't turn into a blistered and whimpering mess like me if it turns out you are allergic to the raw stuff.
Thomas Foster
A post on Veeky Forums is now a source. Greatness awaits.
Alexander Anderson
Mix it with Greek yoghurt m8. Srs
Ayden Hall
I can't tell what you are trying to say. Do you not believe that some people are allergic to raw onions, or do you not believe that the jews are trying to keep the onions to themselves? Either way you're a retard.
Parker Bailey
Some people are allergic to water. Some people are allergic to onions. You've been dealt a shitty card in being allergic to onions.
Also about that sleep paralysis thing, see a priest.
Christian Lee
Lookup studies on how rats aren't reliable test subjects they're just cheap.
Jason Powell
all grilled meats taste better with raw onion slices
Jonathan Richardson
I don't know about you guys but I've just hit the two week mark for one raw onion a day. The benefits are absolutely out of this world. Definitely not a placebo. My mind is clearer, my workouts are better, I've got so much more energy... Even my sex is better, I fucked the shit out of this chick and blew an ocean load into her mouth. She almost choked. She actually said this was the most amount of cum she'd had in her mouth. I was so chuffed. Everything about my life has improved 10 fold from eating raw onions. I just thank everyday that this study came to light.
Like clockwork. How long until CNN covers this and all the normies are eating onions too? Have we sparked the ogre revolution?
Evan Hall
And the hits keep coming
Oliver Davis
>implying it wasn't the onion jew who simply wanted to boost sales You're all being played.
Blake Young
Yeah wow they got the 2% of the internet population to spend $3 a week on onions. They’re basically rolling in dough
Gabriel Morgan
>It's all a trick by BIG ONION You sound like a crazy person
Anthony Long
I'm just bullshitting really, but the timeline plots out like some Bernays-tier scheme
>/pol/ gets a growing obsession with masculinity and traditional roles >soy and its estrogenic effects become more well-known >virgin vs chad meme proliferates everywhere >soyboy meme spawns, partially from /pol/'s disdain of the left >someone happens to uncover the onion pill Soyboy vs onion ogre.
Ethan Walker
So here's the deal lads. A girl I know raised an interesting point; I've never tried any alternative diets, so me commenting on them is like annoying normies commenting on me eating steak and chicken breast regularly.
Anyway, to the point. I'm trying vegan meals, vego meals and I figure I should try onion based meals too.
So what are some good recipes for onion based foods? I will cook one up right fucking now with an open mind if one of you give me a non awful recipe.
Brayden Williams
Rye Peanut Butter Onion
trust me
Daniel Rogers
Yess
Brody Torres
It has to be RAW, Sebastien.
Blake Jenkins
You meant the same gawker who focused solely on pop culture and never did anything men related (besides losing a lawsuit for refusing to stop showing someone sex tape) this same yellow page gawker? Yeah what we need is manlet threads, sips shilling and tranny threads eat shit you inbreed autist, those i mentioned easily take up 10+ threads every day
Ryder Butler
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Aaron Gray
MODS!!!
Xavier Smith
Get off of this board and never come back. I will smash your onion infested skull in with a 45lb weight plate if you do.