/nofap/

Why haven't you started your nofap journey, manlets?

If could literally screw myself, would that be considered fapping? Would it be gay?

I did but relapsed around mid November.

Waiting for December to start

Brad Pitt is infinitely times better looking than the Goose. At least when he was the same age

Brad Pitt married a fucking whore and adopted a bunch of nigglets you fucking retard.

>counting days like a faggot
NOFAPFOREVER

>testosterone and masculinity decrease from day 20 to 60

What did he mean by this?

>someone made bad personal choices, therefore this affects how aesthetically pleasing they are!!!
brainlets, wwtl

No you faggots don't understand his point and probably can't into memes. I think he was more talking about their general masculine aura as opposed to their looks. Most women probably would say that Gosling was more attractive than sunburned and paranoid Clint. Pitt kind of has that "and here is my wife's son" vibe in that pic, but he's doing significantly better than Buscemi.

tl;dr: the meme is correct and you are fucking wrong.

Only doing the next 4 days in preparation

>and probably can't into memes
What a fucking child.

Clint is objectively better looking than both of them, even prime Pitt

>fap at least twice a day, sometimes more
>still able to have sex just fine
>still energetic and motivated

God damn nofappers must have some real subhuman genetics.

past a week nofap has no benefits

but noporn does

>nofap
LOL you're SO DUMB if you fall for this

this

>31 nuts

developed a varicocele from excessive fapping.. been no fap for 3 months and its almost all visibly gone.

does anyone use a web filter?

Didn't even know that was a thing.

I went from 15-25 fapping 4-8 times a day every day and never developed one. Maybe your genetics are suspect?

They key seems to me that cutting out masturbation all together is much more difficult than cutting out porn. To start, stop watch porn and only masturbate to your imagination with no outside stimulus. This has helped to cut back a lot to the once a week or so level.

I'm too busy trying to make raw onion taste good.

The most I've ever done in a day is 8 and that was absurd

delete this

>Brad Pitt mode before Gosling mode

Are you fucking retarded or just a blind man dictating his shitposts to an assistant?

fucking hell Veeky Forums i just had a wet dream. do i reset now or what

i jerk it every other day instead of taking olanzapine, as the only effective pharmacodynamic action of that shit is the release of prolactin, which curbs test, which curbs dopamine, which curbs psychosis. The reduction of testosterone due to orgasm is natural to the body, and rebounds, unlike antipsychotics. I believe the problem is the porn and sexual novelty (when fapping pornless becomes fapping to normal porn, to fapping to tenticals, bestiality, etc 5 times a day) I participated in nofap so i could reset, and stopped fapping to weird shit, and have received all of the benefits that are attributed to nofap, but i didn't stop fapping, (being able to walk upright and look people in the eye, and talk to women without spazing out) I believe blanco people need to get out and start dating and having kids.

well, at least it's not exponential

My test isn't a rollercoaster of fucked up genetics so I don't need to scrape and save as much miniscule test as possible to make a difference.

every man's testosterone fluctuates, daily in fact.

I feel like if I do nofap, I get to around 14 days to one month and then I end up fapping to the most degenerate shit.

If I just fap once or twice in the weekends, I fap to normal shit and have a pretty good week.

The problem is that in itself is hard because you're so conditioned to porn. Even fapping to nothing doesn't effect your dopamine receptors and when you orgasm you still want to look at porn again.

It's one thing to act normal, it's another to teach yourself how to socialise effectively with the opposite gender past brain sealing (25 - 27), unless you change your metaprogramming via LSD, DMT, DXM, Ketamine etc.

>Be on ~ 1 month or more of nofap
>Start was incredibly hard, horny all day, eyefucking every woman I see
>Urges have subsided by now
>Had couple of wet dreams
>2 days ago horny af before I fall asleep
>wake up in the middle of the night, came all over the place
>Can't even remember the dream

Do you just cum dry on the 8th time?

31 Nuts means you would basically have to nur more than once an hour. Lets say you are awake for 16 hours. Basically nut twice an hour. Impossible

Sometimes I think that I want to nut and then jerk off again because I am so horny. After nutting for the first time I rarely do it a second time the same day

> forcing "memes are for kids" meme
> browsing Veeky Forums

Gtfo back to buzzfeed then retard

Just got out the gym, told the bros im doing nofap. They think im mental. No seriously, at first they thought it was a joke but then i explained to them how great it makes me feel. They tried to convince me to wank, saying masturbation boosts test, and that ill get cancer, my gf will leave me, i wont grow muscle.

Is nofap a meme? Im day 9 and feel fucking awesome.

Not an argument

they hate you because you told them the truth

>I think
Liar

Ofcourse not, the point is to cultivate discipline and self control. Noctural emissions are actually important, it prevents cancer. This shows that you've made great progress.

>subhuman genetics
>demonstrating self mastery and control of primal urges

Makes me think

>they hate you because you told them the truth

The number one phrase of every cult

glad you got the joke

31 nuts a month, not a day

>496 nuts in total

31 nuts a day
496 nuts a month, its right in the pic
every day you nut as many times as it says

>it has be in day one
Faggot, it starts right now, just mark the date of isn’t day 1 of a month.
This is your sign

Notice how they're turning the one white kid into a fucked up tranny >for equality, he's even undergone gender therapy and I believe crossdresses or something

Lads, i cant read. My apologies. Here's some more whores

>this man might be 25+ years old
Jesus....

Its a female turning to a male. Jolies on record saying she doesnt love her biological daughter and excludes her from the family. Quite sad actually.

the skin on your dick starts flaking off and getting very sore if you jerk off that much

And yea ofc you are just shooting dry after you do it like 5 times

Not to a degree where he needs to artificially boost it in order to make gains.

You must be boring irl I swear

Ive heard people that can suck their own dick say that its more like sucking someones penis than getting your own sucked, so fucking your own ass would probably feel like your getting fucked more than you are fucking someone else if that makes sense

Google self-fuck

Probably this. Although I have questions about how the testosterone effects are measured long term. The lower free test doesn't necessarily mean the increased test level experienced in week 1 has gone down, as it may be that more of it is then used for something.

Because I did it once, and I ended up accepting my effeminate friends offer to blow me after he drank too much schnapps.

hahahaha you got completely triggered

you are subhuman because you need to control your urges to even be a little competitive in the male world, while a real man can just fap and have sex just fine and doesn't suffer any test effects

if you have a gf why do you need to fap anyway?
hell, why do you need to do nofap? you've made it.

>and probably can't into memes

is it possible to make like a /meme/ for all the underaged kids on Veeky Forums?
would that just be /b/ all over again?

I know but its more motivational when you end up with a clear month from day 1 then half ass it.