"hey how many sets you got left?"

>C-Can I touch your arms?

legit every time a woman asks me how many sets i have left you can see the big sigh they make when i dont just say "oh miss im sorry u can have it"

kinda sad that i started hating women so much and started loving lifting so much that the only women i can respect are women who are pumped.

im not talking about having a nice aesthetic ass im talking about muscle

pic related is a bit much but you get the idea
....luckily dicks disgust me so at least i know that im not gay

>"hey how many sets you got left?"
>"3"

no matter how much sets i have left this is always the right answer

Fifty two sets of one hundred and it's all yours,

lik my penor pls

*unzips dick*

>Go take your steroids on that corner

I'd go with my stock answer: "Oh, just a few more."

Then I continue taking as long as I want.

>hey how many sets you got left?

I don’t do machine isolations like someone with a mental handicape so we would never communicate.

I-I-I've got t-th-three sets of f-f-fucking you in y-your mouth, b-b-baby

>how about I fuck your mouth instead

Exactly this.

t-t-that's perfectly f-f-ine m-m-milad-d-dy

Kick her in the balls.

>just started my volume day on the only squat rack in the gym with my spotter
16. I have 16 sets left. I have actually told someone that before and they laughed because they didn't believe me. Proceeded to squat for 25 minutes.

Had one gym thot old and caked up ask me if I was still using the machine. I was leaning in hand on the side of it when she asked me if I was still”on” it. , mind you I was done and talking to my gym bro. I looked her in the eyes and said with a grin “well yes technically” as I nodded my face towards my hand and then laughed and she huffed and gave me the pissy face and stomped off. Totally worth it

>16 sets
>25 minutes
Son, are you doing cardio?

>roiding for this

All of them
Be gone thot

Ask her if she knows where to get any good masteron

>tfw try german volume training
>mfw someone asks me how many sets

You ever been bear-fucked by a black man?

>that
>thot
lel

Ask her to spot my squat.

8 hours.

Stick my cock down her throat

six to ten

I loved you in Wonder Woman and Justice League. Why didn't you get this jacked originally though?

it happened a couple of times, i go to a bodybuilder gym. there are many lanklets and roasties who half ass it but there are many big guys and weird woman-beasts like pic related who work in with me quite often. just say how many sets i have and keep going until i'm finished, she will do so as well. no need for your gay ass threads

“Sir, don’t ever speak to me again”

>I dont remember what number im on. Why dont you give me yours?

Kek

HAHAHAH. Classic

>Mental health is inextricably linked with physical health

>little did superman know, 60 years later a band of jaded social outcasts would prove him wrong, behomoths capable of crushing a human skull between their glutes, but with more mental complexes than an insane asylum

This

Just started my bench sets one day, some woman walks over and asks "are you using this 10?", I tell her I am. I turn my attention back to my mate who is in the middle of his set, then I hear her say "this one too?". Had to just say "yea, that one too".

Why the fuck would I only use one 10 plate? How does that make any sense? Genuinely wonder what was going through her head.

D-does that mean when I hit lmao3pl8 bench my suicidal thoughts will go away?

>like 2, but you can work in if you like, just finished a set

Based comic

I've never seen a grill bodybuilder irl, I'd probably just burst out laughing looking at that ridiculous physique

exactly what I would say

>Why, wanna work in, got about 10 left.
I'm not a dick and its perfect time to start a convo.

DAMN, Wonder Woman looks like THAAAAAT????!?!?!

i may lift these heavy weights, but i can never lift these heavy feels away *does a 360 and walks away*

couple more, just give me 10min bro.

Offer my anus for her clit dick to ravage

what in the fuck is that and i mean pic and whatever german volume training is

Tell her how many sets you have left

...

now that u said, i can see his face, can't unesee

Had this happen to me yesterday. Resting between squats and some black chick walks up and pulls 10lb off my bar. Told her I was using it and she put it back. She did the same thing to the guy in the next rack and he told her the same. Then she took 10lbs off a bar that was unattended and walked away with it.
What is wrong with these people?

nigs

Genetically pre-disposed to being a nog and stealing shit that's not theres.

All there is to it mate.

W-what do you want? I'm only curling 10lbs

Niggas gon nog

please sit on my face and force me to smell your asshole, miss.

Fucking fit. Nice to see I'm not the only one.

Oh, I won't take long. Do you know what else is very long?

Why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah! :D

it's my weeeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah

Things that are very long - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>be benching
>last set coming up, just staring at the floor and pumping myself up that I'm gonna lift that fucking weight
>guy comes up
>"hey man how many sets you got left"
Just the one. Mind spotting me on it?
>"sure, no problem, just say when"
>continue getting into the zone
>bench that fucking weight
>finish set
>help unload the bar
>wish him a nice workout and go do my next exercise

>hustle for the muscle
this phrase makes me laugh

>Samefag here

absolutely homo

...

Yes, but only for a brief moment

tell him to cut his hair and stop wearing women's clothing.

...

Shit I just realizes I forgot to say no homo to him.
Need to prepare my angus now.

Tell her how many sets I have left. How is that hard?

Typical fit post again but here's the real answer: In real life people aren't very confrontational, so when I ripped girl/dude walks up to me I answer either with real amount if I'm feeling good or an outrageous amount so they piss off. Nobody has ever given me shit for it in the last 6 years. You really think that gym junkie is gonna wanna lose their membership at his or her favourite gym? Yeah didn't think so. If it's a cardio bunny I let them work in and try work my way in between them cheeks.

A couple of times somebody has asked to work in but I have said no. Then Ive just said nah i'm busy Im done soon anyway so they get off my back.