Will lifting make girls not notice my diagnosed autism?

Will lifting make girls not notice my diagnosed autism?

If you learn the art of shutting the hell up you should be good. Watch drive and emulate ryan gosling. If you have to speak, take a long time to think though what you want to say, like he does in the movie. Watch it, live it, thank me later.

I fucking miss drive threads..

newfag here, what were they like?

Lifting will magnify your autism.

When people see a chad body they will expect a chad personality, so when you open your mouth they will instantly realise something is wrong.

Normies are very good at noticing awkward/weird behavior, they can detect mental illness pretty easily. Now if you have a body that attracts attention, you'll autism will be even more easily spotted.


Disclaimer: This goes for men only, if you're a woman and hot, nobody gives a fuck how socially awkward you are.

>diagnosed

Is this self diagnosis?

....
....
...they were okay.

legit by doctor at young age

Oh they'll notice. But if you look good enough they won't care.

There is no such thing as autism. It’s a meme pushed by the Jews through mercury poisoning on the goyim with vaccinations.

Well you might aswell try to lift it away

Might as well continue. Still disappointed though that it won't make me a full fledged neurotypical.

>Big Autismo is the alpha male of my gym
>6'4 and built like a brick wall
>jaw you could knock down a city gate with
>amazing conditioning year round
>has big symmetrical veins that start from his mid chest and go all the way down to his wrists on each arm
>both veins bifurcate at his delts, giving off a vein that moves across his side delt to his rear delt and moves down his upper back
>bed of smaller veins all around
>looks like a rock hard dick when he gets a pump on
>Is deep on the spectrum with some possible actual retardation
>fucked most chicks at our gym because they use him whenever they aren't getting lucky
>pretty much doesnt even register it
>only cares that they invite him over for food
>Gym thots call him Dildo behind his back his back usually
>he just laughs when he hears them do it
>they make sexual comments to eachother about him right next to him
>Big Autismo doesn't ever get the innuendo and always talks to them like they're all in the 5th grade
>makes weird noises when he lifts
>reracks all gym weights before and after he finishes working out
>loses his shit if anyone doesn't rerack the weights
>everytime he is there someone forgets to rack a 10lb dumbell or something
>last night walking into locker room
>hear a loud ree followed by running and then a scruffle
>lean back to look into weights room
>PTs running over to calm big autismo down because he is brandishing 10lb dumble like a sword
>'OOOOOOOO POOOOOT DIIISSS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
>PTs struggle to hold him back as gym owner shows up
>promises him he can play with charlie if he calms down
>charlie is the owner's chihuahua
>shower and change
>walk out into very rainy and cold late November weather
>Big Autismo fumbling around the ground playing with charlie in a tank and shorts

...

i want to go to your gym

>walk out into very rainy and cold late November weather
>Big Autismo fumbling around the ground playing with charlie in a tank and shorts

>nice trips
more stories please

so you're saying there are women taking advantage of an actual retard in your gym because he's a big guy?

>Walk into gym for a quick arms workout
>see Big Autismo doing crunches
>an hour later in the locker room
>Autismo walks in
>has hand on midsection
>pained look on his face
>ask him whats wrong
>ABSSS HUURRT
>ask if he has been doing abs since before I showed up
>YESS
>ask why
>AHNULD SAY YOU DO 300 A DAY
>MUH DAD EXPLAINED THAT I DO 10 EACH FINGUH TIL I RUN OUTTA FINGUZZ 3 TIIIMES
>still tell him it shouldn't take him that long to do 300 crunches
>IT OOZE TO TAKE LESS WEEEIN I DIIID 1 AB A DAII
>I THOT I TRY DOIN ALL 6 IN WUN DAII
>mfw

Yes, but his dad works out here occasionally and knows, obviously doesn't mind.

Sounds like he went so far off the spectrum he came back on the other side.

My sides did nothing to deserve this assault they have received.

>Sounds like he went so far off the spectrum he came back on the other side.
>the 360 autist
>the ultimate form of human existence

>>IT OOZE TO TAKE LESS WEEEIN I DIIID 1 AB A DAII
>>I THOT I TRY DOIN ALL 6 IN WUN DAII

>>AHNULD SAY YOU DO 300 A DAY
Bless his soul he sounds like such an adorable guy

if all of Veeky Forums was condensed into a single being

Fucking kek

>Squatting
>not really feeling my best today
>kinda not really hitting depth
>see big autismo stalking me from 4 machines away in the mirror
>about to go down for 3rd rep
>hold for a second at top to see f he is going to look away
>he isn't
>begin to descend
>a bit above parallel
>feels a bit too heavy and I do hit parallel
>see him start walking over
>oh shit
>try to finish set before he gets here
>get to six reps while looking at ground and about to rerack
>feel his breath on my neck
>feel the bar press down on my traps
>look up to see him behind me holding the bar outside my grip
>UUU DID 1 SO FAR BUDDDII
>UUU CAN DOO IIT
>feel bar press down harder on my traps
>he's gonna make me squat
>go down with bar for squat
>hit paralell
>try to go up
>I can't
>the bar won't move
>HAAAAAS 2 GRASSS
>go lower
>feel knees about to fall apart
>push back up
>GOOOD JOB
>FOOOOR MOOOOR
>Barely finish set
>WANNNA POOOT MOOOOR WET FOR THE NEXT UN

Big Autismo, New king of Veeky Forums

>feel his breath on my neck
>feel the bar press down on my traps
>look up to see him behind me holding the bar outside my grip

>>GOOOD JOB
>>FOOOOR MOOOOR
>>Barely finish set
>>WANNNA POOOT MOOOOR WET FOR THE NEXT UN
pls more

Include me in the /r/Veeky Forums screencap please.

>chest day
>find bench occupied by Big Autismo doing close grip
>at least 15 reps since I started counting with well above my regular bench 1RM
>ask if I can work in
>SHUUUR THIIING
>deload the bar to my warmup weight and I do a set
>get up from it to see big autismo crying
>ask what is wrong
>I WUZ THINKIN ABOT MAMA AND SHE IS DED
>whatdo.png
>go to the gym owner at reception since she is really good friends with his dad
>she tells me to go keep an eye on him and watch the register
>rushes out
>keep walking between reception and bench
>Big Autismo keeps going heavier each set on those close grip benches while still crying intensely
>he is probably going to keep going heavier till he kills himself
>keep pacing
>he is still doing sets and crying
>the weights are getting ridiculous
>he is barely making the reps at this point
>walk over to try and spot him
>shouts at top of his lungs while tears and spit blast out like a water canon
>ALLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE
>ALLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEE
>NOOOOO SPOOOOOOOT
>begin to panic and he is still crying and basically about to collapse under that weight
>standing there about to have a nervous breakdown
>he makes the rep and reracks
>I think I am in shock at this point as he gets up
>gets on his knees and keeps holding himself in a hug
>all his muscles are twitching uncontrollably
>still crying like a little girl
>at this point everyone in the gym is in a circle around the bench
>gym owner rushes past with a tub of Ben&Jerry's double fudge brownie and a spoon
>gets down next to him and holds him and begins to tell him stories about his mom
>he starts to eat the icecream while still sobbing and gets up while she still holds him
>they go to her office and he finishes the tub of icecream and calms down
>comes back out with tank stained in ice cream
>does pushdowns and dips for another hour
>showers and sits behind front reception desk watching TV and eating his prepared meals

>ALLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE
>ALLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEE
>NOOOOO SPOOOOOOOT

I love you, you big dumb autist.

Wow he's like actually special needs, that story is kinda sad.

I can recognize that these are fiction but good job user you made me laugh in the lounge.

>I WUZ THINKIN ABOT MAMA AND SHE IS DED
>gets on his knees and keeps holding himself in a hug
>all his muscles are twitching uncontrollably
>still crying like a little girl

I didn't sign up for these feels

I'm supposed to laugh, not have feels because of the less autistic version of Rich Piana

The thots who are taking advantage of this gentle autistic giant belong on a cross

Dumb as a rock but still managed to channel that breakdown in order to hit new PRs, truly a based idiot savant.

>Big Autismo
>Veeky Forums incarnate

Autism is real but they're born with it and the symptoms are obvious, like acting retarded, being extremely anti-social and shut-in, etc.
But for some reason everybody here calls themselves autistic for any small reason like being a bit cringy and awkward around people, which is almost for sure caused just by anxiety

is he, dare is say it, /ourguy/?

I would follow him into the house of gainz