EDC - Veeky Forums edition

My gym is $15 a month (w/ student discount), has a sauna, a stack of folded towels at the door, free water bottles, and bananas. Not my fault your gym is shit.

nobody sees it if you've already peeled them and eat them in the changing rooms

Is there some secret website where all you assholes plan out what shitty autistic meme to force on Veeky Forums next?

christ lad

its called Veeky Forums

k

>lifting gloves

Do you take the onions out your matching purse and put them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger?

keys, knife, cellphone, wallet

>hurr durrr gloves equal wearing a purse

confirmed someone that never lifts heavy or gets sweaty

Mine has paper towel dispensers everywhere so I just use those.

Knowing how fucking autistic the lot of Veeky Forums is, there probably are people doing this shit.

Since it is winter now: tea, scarf, gloves, my portable loudspeaker.

Cheapest/oldest t-shirt I find
Shorts
cheap flat shoes
That's all

wtf, i just received the exact same shirt in the mail..

Nobody sees them but they sure will be able to smell them. I hope you're joking btw.

>White wife beater
>Under Armour compression gear
>Lifting gloves
>Running shoes
>Chalk
>Lifting weight belt
>Shorts, I like ones of the basketball variety
>Beats
>Cellphone
>2 towels
>3 shells
Literally all you need

this + car keys, wallet and phone that stays in the locker

>tfw fake penis slipped out of pants during squats

Look before any of you give me shit, they professionally use these in movies. Plus if bitches use makeup why can't I use a rubber cock to make my package look bigger?

water bottle

phone stays in the car so no distractions
I arrive dressed in sweatpants, a vest and my powerlifts

wipe your hands on your pants

gloves stop you building callouses

whey shake
handgun
preworkout
tactical lifting gloves
2 in 1 altitude gas mask
armoured vest
spare box of ammo

you never know when the gym gangbangers will have a feud

Varying sleeveless shirts
only whip the belt out for deadlifts and squats.

I go after work, so I bring my bag with the following.

Nike Dry fit t-shirt
One size too small running shorts (gotta show them quads)
Adidas Superstar shoes
Socks
Towel
Wrist sweatband (I sweat like a motherfucker)
1 L Bottle of water which I refill like twice
Bluetooth earbuds
Cellphone

That's all I use, I want to buy some chalk though.

towel
water
resistance band
belt
straps
wrist wraps
in-ear headphones

lube, condoms and my squat plug

>keeping a fake cock in your underwear
It's only hot when girls do that.

Gym clothes
Thermos for water
Pussy pad
Weight belt
Chalk
Iced coffee
Phone and earphones
Gonna get some micro-plates too

Lol, I just wipe the bench with my ass.

feels

No squatplug?
It's people like you who ruin it for the rest of us

> towel
The only thing (when not counting the bag it was brought in)

...

I prefer my bag to be easy to carry

I keep the banana in my shorts for a quick intra set snack.

Do you see any strong guy wear fucking gloves?
Stick an onion up your ass and grow some balls.

...

Kirkland white t-shirt
costco.com/Kirkland-Signature-Men's-Crew-Neck-Tee-6-pack-White.product.100057726.html
Soffe black Ranger Panties with liner removed
soffe.com/authentic-soffe-ranger-panty-m020.html
Obviously AnatoMAX Briefs
hisroom.com/obviously-a02-1d-primeman-anatomax-brief.shtml
socks
Position Oly shoes
positionusa.com/products/p2-1-the-new-blue-suede-shoe
Merrell Vapor Glove shoes
merrell.com/US/en/vapor-glove-3/29193M.html
Hearos ear plugs
hearos.com/collections/all-consumer/products/xtreme-protection-series
FatGripz
fatgripz.com/
gym towel
iPhone 7
Chiappa Rhino
chiappafirearms.com/p/id/295/product/Rhino-Revolver-200DS.php
belly band
crossbreedholsters.com/modular-systems/belly-band.html
and custom holster from a local guy since Crossbreed doesn't make one for the Rhino

Water bottle
Chalk
Digestive biscuits
1-2 fruits, usually an apple and an orange
Protein shake
Thermos with coffee

>I just wipe the bench with my ass
Same

>Mfw I just drag my ass across the bench when getting up so the pool of my ass-sweat spreads around, becoming un-noticable, instead of wiping it even though gym rules say I have to

Kek

>phone stays in locker

nothing like listening to ryan seacrest's top 100 over the speakers

People like you are why I clean the equipment before I use it. Not after.

lol I bring a towell to clean my face because I sweat like a slave. whoever wants to use a clean equipment, clean it.

>lifting shoes
>chucks
>wrist wraps
>knee sleeves
>belt
>chalk ball
>strap for stretching
>resistance band
>wristwatch
>bluetooth earbuds
>smartphone

i guess that's it

>Cheap bluetooth earbud
>Water bottle
>Phone
>Spare phone battery

Yh, I just wiggle my ass over the head rest after am done. Saw the guy working there do it, so thought why not.

Don't forget the tattoos and 'no pain no gain' t-shirt