Walk into gym

>Walk into gym
>Pic related blocks your path

What do?

>Flex a 'cep
>"Didn't realise this was a GUN show"

Amused

Just stand there are make eye contact until he looks away. Works on all betas whether they are fit, fat or muslims.

>"Pray to your non-existent god that your shot hits. Because unlike your puny firestarter, I can swing my blade more than once. Not that I have to though, once will more than suffice."
>*unsheathes demon-flower-shark moonblade murakikuiichisamegetsu
>"Nothing personnel kid."

Not much you can do. RIP user

this gun does not have enough power to kill me one shot, because i am fast enough to hit it down, he hits me in my knee, while i am bleeding i rip his head off, and find out where his parents live after checking his id and slaughter them with a chainsaw.

had a giggle.

>your safetys on

>non-existent god
>demon-flower...
Keep it in one universe

>murakikuiichisamegetsu

kek

Beat his ass, for I have studied the blade and all it’s mysteries

excuse me, i need to lift please

>"Do my ears deceive me? You dare assume that my essence can be trapped within the confines of a single, finite universe?!"
>[snickers to self in fedora]
>"For your sin of ignorance, you guts will taste multiversal steel!"

Subtle

Well memed m'dude

> "Nada personal chico"

punch him in the dick for being a fag

...

take his shitty toy gun prop off of him, slap him upside the head and fuck him in the ass with this shitty steam punk gun!

>Oh this is bullshit, get out of my way before I punch you in your liver.

Ask him if he is in "Welcome to the Jungle" A. Rose mode.

>smooth operator

> he teleports behind me
> path is no longer blocked

Take my glove off my hand and throw it at him to express that I've engaged him in a duel