Day 29 of NOFAP

Explain it to your professor. Most universities/colleges have special exception rules for nofappers. You'll be able to take it after the month ends.

bahahahaha

Why'd she call campus security on you?

>Told my professor I was on NOFAP

Well I told her I was on NOFAP, but she didn't understand that, so I started to explain to her I was abstaining from porn and masturbation for one month straight to increase my test levels, but I was getting really aroused all of the time just by looking at women, and so on and so forth, then it got really weird and she said no
I feel like shit I can't believe I'm going to flunk this class, I had to pay 3k for this semester

the absolute madman

Tell her about the onions.

I feel amazing when I'm horny. I like the feeling, just encourages me to talk to stacies. Even if I look like a dork, the 5% chance that I get her number is enough to motivate me

God I love this board

>implying

Should have eaten more onions

I know its prolly a larp, but still giggled

Stop it man Im lmaoing all over the floor

top kek

I wish

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NICE
EPIC
I LIKE IT

cum buckets

sometimes I hate the autism I share these site with, but it's my fault for being here. Then you read posts like this and it makes it all worth it. You are a fucking dunce and I love you.

>so I started to explain to her I was abstaining from porn and masturbation for one month straight to increase my test levels, but I was getting really aroused all of the time just by looking at women, and so on and so forth
>SO ON AND SO FORTH

> I'm going to flunk this class, I had to pay 3k for this semester
over a meme, I cant believe this, please, PLEASE BE BAIT PLEASE
BE
BAIT

>I feel like shit I can't believe I'm going to flunk this class, I had to pay 3k for this semester
You got the auts mate

day 63 here.
had the first wet dream of my life last night. though i was fucking this random girl in a coffee shop and came almost instantly. i woke up mid orgasm and ejaculated for like 8 seconds. there was so much jizz i thought i was pissing myself. until this i'd been flatlined for weeks. i'm still going to continue until i reboot completely. but damn did that feel good.

>day 63
How'd you do it? I keep relapsing

i've relapsed many times. biggest streak was 102 days. no1 rule is don't look at porn/pics and don't edge or touch dick. if you follow that you're golden. easier said than done, but it gets easier with practice. i don't have any crazy tips or strategies, just keep trying. you have to want this, and know why you want it. for me its because i'm sure my lack of interest and enjoyment in life all comes back to porn addiction, and fucked up dopamine. also haven't had spontaneous boners or rock hard erections in a couple of years. it fucks you up.

every time you ignore an urge to fap, you strengthen your willpower.

Have you felt any weird sensations in your balls or prostate?

nothing out of the ordinary. balls are bigger. no pain or anything.

OP, not bait. I don't think anyone understands how bad this is. I don't think I can retake this class, and I can't get it refunded. I talked to my academic advisors about it after classes, tried to explain my problem with NOFAP interfering with my school work, but they didn't think it was a valid excuse to create special circumstances. I have to now petition the Dean

Fuck you Veeky Forums, you're dumb memes basically ruined my career

Nice bait kiddo. Nofap doesn't cause this much of a problem

Thanks for the kek

this is bait lol

To everyone saying this is bait, fuck you bait isn't worth 3k

This isnt real, but a funny thought regardless

I know you lying.

But as someone who’s legitimately studying to be a sex therapist I just wanna say-
You wasted a whole fucking month of “no fapping” for nothing. You ain’t getting superpowers here.

Not real but put me in the screen cap please

the absolute state of Veeky Forums

Good God please be real

no one is that psychotic

There are people in /k/ who’ve literally killed themselves and ended up in the news through sheer stupidity.

And some guy got arrested trying to kill Bin Laden with a sword a while back.

I don't think you understand what kind of autism lurks on these boards

Fuck someone. Also try not to get arrested.

People literally lock themselves inside their houses because of manlet, bald and facial aesthetics threads.

That salad bar looks familiar. This at Bragg?

just jerk off, user.

>day 20
>longest I've gone in a decade
>two weeks away from some party, wanted to keep going at least until then
>fail like a loser
>have fapped everyday since, been eating junk food, going to bed at 3am, getting up late
>get a job promotion in the middle of this
I'm a complete fucking mess. But today I start over, day 1 lads. I KNOW I can do this

1 more day

7/10 had a kek add me to the screencap

>tfw nut in my girlfriend every night
Am I gonna make it?

Can someone provide some context for this idiocy?

Day 11. I almost gave in fifteen minutes ago, but didn't. Feels good.

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Bruvs this is all a load of baloney, when I went to a camp for 3 weeks, after a week your dick just stops. I don't think no of y'all have even tried

>5% chance

Nice

>do nofap for a week
>break, but do noporn for a week
>break, fap to porn multiple times in one day
Hey hey, looks like I need nofap like an alcoholic who can't have a glass of wine without going full alcoholicmode needs complete cold turkey quits

Almost blew it yesterday. I was on a thread about milfs and I was about to pull my dick out and jerk off.

>do no fap
>feel like shit and constantly thinking about jerking off
>depression doesn't go away
>wants to fuck every girl on campus
>finally break
>jerk off and cum within mintues
>feels fucking good
>good feels quickly fades away
>feel like a pathetic loser and even more depressed now

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hello r/Veeky Forums

>he thinks it isn't real
it's so easy to tell who is reddit and who isn't

>paying 3000 dollars for a useless meme from a Mongolian anime board

>she almost called campus security