Why didn't you tell me that girlfriend is a meme and the biggest gains goblin?

Why didn't you tell me that girlfriend is a meme and the biggest gains goblin?

we've been saying that for years

It's not a meme if it's a healthy relationship. It's the only thing that will keep you sane in the long run.

But yeah its a gains goblin.

My wife encourages my gym efforts and wants me to train her.

Maybe all those stacies you chase are actually just shit people?

Girls are a tremendous time sink. I actively have to make time to lift after getting a gf. Going for engineering PhD doesn’t help either

Can you read at all?

Fucking this Everyone thinks they want a girlfriend, but what they actually want is just to have sex all the time.

Not much of a gains goblin if you find the right one who supports you
I fucking didint though, she makes cutting difficult

You aren't fucking lying

I got a gf and we fuck all the time but goddamn if i have time to work out

What discipline?
>tfw just started tech eng track
>matrices in college algebra mixed with argument papers make my brain sear my skull with rage for 5 hours a day
>50 hour work week

Do PhD even mean anything anymore? Everyone seems to have one now.

Not fucking memes, this is probably the 855,848th time I’ve read someone on Veeky Forums talking about having a PhD or being in the process of getting one.

>meet gf down boxing, we both trained there for 3 or 4 years. I'm a fighter
>start dating. We train together at classes, she supports my training and helps me to stay on track and be confident for upcoming fights
>1 year later
>I dragged her down. I stopped training due to a bit of depression and working loads so I cut down to once or twice a week
>she does the same because she would rather hang out with me when we get time off together instead of go training

I am the gains goblin. I feel guilty and I'm trying to train as much as poss but I only get 2 days off a week to train and fit the rest of my life in. Up until today I worked 7 day weeks 12 hours a day, sometime 14 or 15

I got a good one, she's got a different work schedule than me, so I have plenty of time to work out without sacrificing much time together.
Even if that wasn't the case, it's all about compromising.

My gf cooks for me, lets me fuck her every night and motivates me. She helps me to pay the appartmen rent and I have almost as much free time as before. Also I dont have to go out, drink alcohol and stay up late to find a random loot to fuck.

Having a good gf is the best thing that can happen to your gains

ChE. I used to like matrices until I was exposed to the horrors of graduate math. And don’t get me started on the work week, for what I get paid it’s slave labor

For an international student it often makes sense, Indians with BSs make a pittance compared to what they could get with a PhD, and it affords them another opportunity to stay in the US. If you’re an american, it’s almost always a meme. Want to teach? It’s mufh better to work in industry for however long, get your teaching certification, and teach at a good high school than to suffer through 5 years and a postdoc. Want to make big bucks? Don’t do grad degrees. Want to do research? Hope you like slave wages and insane work hours only to get sniped by someone else working on a similar project

I heard you can get high on chloroform for what it's worth. Good luck m8

I had one GF that was as enthusiastic about the gym as me. She later cheated on me with another dude she met at the gym so FUCK ME hahahaha.

Who knows.

I have a girlfriend for 8 years and I lift 3 times a week and train football 2 days. So?

If it's a good girl then it's all alright.

Only if you let her be. So really, you're the gains goblin OP.

>found a gf
>found out I don't enjoy sex, jerking off works million times better for me
I finally realized it today, don't know what to do. I'm not sure relationships make any sense without sex.

Either
>gay
>low test
>porn addiction
>some combination of the previous 3

pick one

Im not memeing you m80

you're good at jerking off because you have a lot of experience doing that, you're terrible at sex because you lack experience.
and you probably used condoms, which feel like shit compared to going in raw.

just treat the girl like a sex toy and fuck her however it takes to feel good to you.

>gay
No way, I adore women bodies. I can cuddle and touch her for hours.
>low test
Haven't checked. But my gains aren't bad, probably not the case.
>porn addiction
Probably. But I don't know if it's bad and I need to fix it. There are no scientific proofs that it's bad for one's health.

POO

Some woment just dont work with you. Go fuck around and youll find someone you almost cum instantly with. Thats the one you want sexually.

>just treat the girl like a sex toy and fuck her however it takes to feel good to you.

agree with this

once I started thinking/fucking like this I felt incredibly liberated (it eased off the pressure of thinking I had to perform to anything) and 90% of girls loving being fucked like that anyway so it's a win-win

Did you not just claim that you prefer fucking your hand to a vagina? Is that not proof enough?

my ex was never a gains goblin, if you can't find an hour a day to go gym and the discipline to eathealthy while having a girlfriend you don't deserve gains, or anything else good in life

You literally are a cuck
You enjoy it more watching other guys fuck a girl than fuck a girl urself

Better kys rn my dude

>scientific proofs
Science doesn't have 'proof'. You must be thinking of math or some other fantasy-world.

Science is more about trying things.

Try cutting out porn. Like, with duration, a robust review of data, and peer review.

Or suck a cock.

Fagot.

Brah this is the realest shit. Always thinking I want a gf, but when it gets to that point I don't want it. Just want someone who is DTF whenever I want, can ignore for a few days, then hit up for more sex. RIP.

even friends with benefits can turn on you. Girls are just mentally too weak to handle this

brainlet: the post

>you're terrible at sex because you lack experience.
We've been fucking for several months now. Nothing has changed since.
>and you probably used condoms
Nope.
Maybe but my gf has on of the best bodytypes for me. I just gradually stop being hard while inside of her although I was as hard as possible in the beginning.
I don't usually watch porn where a guy is involved. Only when I really like an actress and there's no other option to see her.

is this your first 3-4 months of the relationship? If not then keep her. Usually most relationships end up with the guy being a slave.

>gains goblin
OP you got unlucky. my gf goes to the gym with me. She mostly just hops on the treadmill while I lift though.

How much time can I have benefits before dumping a girl? Don't want her to lose her mind.

that wont last long. She will eventually find it pointless and just stop going to the gym. Unless she is actually trying to progress, this will bore her

its not really dependent on time. you just have to look out for her behavior. honestly, i think friends with benefits is a myth unless you catch a girl during a drought where she is just thirsty as hell.

To be perfectly honest there are times a good fap is better

Personally tho, when its been a long day and im drunk I like blowjobs /face fucking more than fucking pussy. Not saying I don't like pussy, but something about having my dick in a girls mouth is the best

I have several female friends going with me to the gym for several years now and they aren't going to stop, just like me, because they like it and they like their fit bodies. If a girl does it just to find a guy then yes, she'll probably stop exercising once she finds one.

does she ever go alone without you? if the answer is no, then it wont last long.

>He watches porn
>He says he's not a cuck

This really needs to be said, but watching porn is, in fact, cuckholdry. You are getting off on watching other men conquer woman.

I'm serious, let me rephrase...
There is no proof. Proof is for mathematics.
If you think cutting porn might change things, cut for a specific duration, and find clear, measurable items to use as results. Ideally with peer review to compare.

Or suck a cock.

Fagot.

doubt it. We 've been doing this for 3 years. she just wants to stay in shape.

Yesterday she said "I love you", during sex though. Is it the time?

nice get, nice indeed, but check THESE out!

No, watching another guy fuck YOUR girl is being a cuck. Its like saying a guy fucking a hooker is making you a cuck because you aren't the one fuckin her...

>does she ever go alone without you?
Nor of them is my gf. We're just friends. Why would they stop going when I'm not around.

confirmed mathlets

i meant your gf but now i see im not talking to teh same user. its just really rare for me to see a girl continuously going to the gym. same with guys

For brainlets: there're no proofs that jerking off and not having sex with a real girl can cause any health problem, so why would I bother if it won't hurt me in any way?

>Getting this defensive over fucking porn

If you watch porn, you are a cuck. There is no reason that you cannot go out and find women like that for yourself.

>double teaming a girl

So whose the real cuck here? Is it both of us?

>taking correction on a definition as someone being defensive


You are a cuck for even thinking like a little weak ass bitch. But this is Veeky Forums, you guys here have proven to me how weird you guys actually are many times.

they are monetary goblins

>Being a weak ass little bitch
>For taking charge of my life, condemning porn and trying to help others realize how terrible it is

I don't care if 'everyone does it.' There is a very good reason why so many people are weak ass little bitches who can't handle real relationships, and that reason is P O R N.

It's amazing how people on Veeky Forums and /pol/ constantly keep bitching about how there aren't any good women anymore, yet I meet more and more all the time. I set them up with friends, I talk to them, I interact with them regularly. I sleep with them myself if I like them enough.

I've been talking to people I know personally about this, and it's amazing how the cool, confident, successful people I deeply respect have never even touched a dirty magazine while the depraved, seedy looking, slobs are all porn addicts with nothing worthwhile in their lives.

I would argue that watching porn is the most mainstream form of cuckholding in this day and age.

>so why would I bother
(You) were the fagot who wondered if it was having an effect. You can check.

Or suck a cock. (You) also speculated that you might be gay. You can check.

Fagot.

>not watching porn with dicks
There's your problem desu. No dick == lower test

try having sex more than 2 times

probably because you're a shitty person who can only get a shitty girl

Haha

There's a reason why this was made.

The difference between men and women "generally" is that men seek validation through self and women seek validation through others e.g. motherhood, relationships, kids, instagram fishing, etc. All women will eventually take your time whenever they can, amd this is fine and worth it when you are ready but while you are seeking your true self you must be alone. Getting in a relationship too early and missing out on life will lead to anger and resentment toward your girl

ITT thinly veiled OP got his first girlfriend; please discuss.

When I think of a gf, I just imagine cuddling with her all day and watching comfy movies. I barely even think of fucking, I just want love.
t. virgin

>I just want love
too real user. Please delete this post

You need to cut porn out completely to experience sex to its fullness m8

You have an addiction

My gf is the total opposite
>Inspired me to stop doing bulk drugs and partying literally everynight
>Started lifting and getting back into fitness again
>Went from junkee skinny to fit bod again
>Is totally cool with me going to gym whenever
>Is supportive of any decision I make fitness wise

Literally the only negative impact on my fitness she has is when we have our little late night cheat nights and get heaps of ice cream and junk food together but I just burn that shit off the next day

Do you love her?

>Probably. But I don't know if it's bad and I need to fix it. There are no scientific proofs that it's bad for one's health.
Brainlet.

>lift 3 days a week
Trash

same

>too real user
that webm
those memeories

A bitch ain't gonna be my gf if she can't understand that I need to go to the gym.

>tfw no gf

Piss off m8. Tell the cunt shes getting fat and send her to the gym, then feed off each others motivation. You word it gently at first, then crack a joke or two but after a while you ahould be able to to bust a nut on her tits and say she reminds you of a sperm whale and sge'll just get self consious and want to do more squats.

Topkek.

>gf and i decide to lose weight together
>her, being intelligent, swaps out pasta and other carb loaded foods for healthy vegetables like potatoes, carrots and corn
>me, being a brainlet, decided to do IF (OMAD)
>gf decides not to work out, as her brain consumes so many calories already
>i decide to start following /bwg/ and taking our dog for runs rather than walks, risking injury
>gf knows how many calories are in a food just by looking at it
>i have to look up the calories because I'm too dumb
>after two weeks, gf has lost 200g. Her body is currently removing toxins and should start to rapidly shred fat soon
>I've only lost 5kg in water weight
>one month later, my gf has lost a total of 150g, her fat has undergone a process where it has turned to muscle
>I've lost a total of 15kg, my gf tells me it is all muscle mass as the body eats muscle before it eats fat
>3 months later, my gf is converted most of her fat into muscle, and somehow added muscle because she is still the same size, yet weighs more
>I'm down 30kg, i apparently no longer contain water or muscles, although my fat stores make it seem like i have abs and still have biceps
>my gf is angry at me, says that I'll put on all the weight plus more as soon as i start eating like i did before the diet
>tfw your gf is going to be more successful at sorting than you.

no straight man says "I Adore Women's Bodies".

...

Women have been playing "catch a man" since they were children user. She has decades of experience in trapping you (easy mode: pussy lure) and keeping you (hard mode: distance from friends, family, cease visible improvement so other women don't notice him) and slaving you to their wants and needs (Alimony + No other sexual prospects for him = 180 degree personality shift into unbearable selfishness).
You think that you are up to the challenge but I assure you user, better men than you have tried.

> You will not win if you play.

I don't know if you know how autistic you are, I'm actually kind of shocked
You need serious help get a personal trainer

its the same for me man.. I learned a few months back how to cum without touching my dick and its a million times better than sex with my gf :( fuarrk bros

You would not believe how little I give a fuck when someone (especially someone without authority over my income) tells me I'm not allowed to do something. Like when I want to do something, their opinion doesn't even begin to enter my head until after I'm already doing it.

>gf makes me awesome meals with shitloads of calories
>sex all the time for test boost
>drives me to the gym (i dont have a car atm)

lmaoing at you plebs

who is this qt?

you FUCKING failure

she can never take your chest hair gains user, which is all that matters

try experiments with different lotions/scents/perfumes, if you really like the girl. marriages can go dead if you don't like the natural smell of the other person. Smell is a major stimulator of desire.

What so I can get addicted like YOU! Hehuhe nice try BRO! But I think I like my GAINS a little bit more than pussy!

How the hell can you cum without touching your penis?

do u even astral fap boi?

If you aren't staying hard inside her then one or more of the following are true:
>she's not right for you
>you have terrible cardio
>you grip your dick too hard while masturbating

My gf used to play sport at national league level and is still pretty active. She makes me go to the gym.

How is having a gf a timesink? Hang out with her a few times a week for a couple hours, maybe grab lunch or get some dinner from time to time, whats the problem?

never gonna make it

theyre clingy as fuck. they try to force themselves into every part of your life, down to something antisocial like playing vidya, they try to just sit there next to you while youre doing it. why? who the fuck knows.

>You think that you are up to the challenge but I assure you user, better men than you have tried.
As long as you're aware of their tricks, you can hamper them. Which will make them love you even more

>not watching porn with big throbbing dicks
what are you gay or something?

Whats it like to have what I want and not even want it?

not him, but
thank you for this post. That's it for me, i swear it.