Please help me Veeky Forums

Please help me Veeky Forums

I'm a 5'9" manlet and she said in her bio "men 5'11" or over"

I guess you just have to learn the hard way breh

9"/6"

5'7"

Taller than you

5'11"

whats your bmi

Lie and see how long it takes for her to find out
If she never finds out, no problem
If she does, you will have wasted a sufficient amount of her time

Easy. Say you're 5'11". Women have no reference for 5'9 vs. 5'11"

as if she can distinguish 2 inches, women have 0 visual sense, you could tell her your 6'0
just get it done, and if you can't, move on to someone else, very little time will be wasted

Idk I'm 145-150

Just say 5'10" annd don't wear vans to any future date. It'll be be within her margin of error for dating and won't make you a liar.

what should I say Veeky Forums?

am i gonna get catfished?

You guys are idiots. if she's saying 5'11" and you say you're exactly that tall it'll be suspicious and invite scrutiny. just say you're a bit under but you make up for it in another areas or something stupid. If it's a deal-breaker for her not much you can do. If it's not you've come off as confident and honest.

>aspiring model
>face looks like a fucking goldfish

okay...

>plans for my life are unsure
It's funny how this isn't automatically a turn-off when you're female.

then say you're 5'11"

you're literally retarded

lots of people are actually 5'11"

Say 5'10, she already thinks you're cute. Make a joke about it
"Ah crap, only 5'10, well, have a nice life I guess :P"

>matched who i think is the tranny that does those webcomics about being a tranny that get posted on /v/ every now and then
>he's 5'11 Asian
>first thing he asks is my height
>"6'0''
>immediately get unmatched
6'0 is now literally king of manlets tier

yeah, not the ones that are 5'9" though. it's like having a fake id that ages you at exactly 21. it just invites more scrutiny.

I have 30+ matches on tinder and never messaged a single one. Im so paranoid of getting catfished I suspect even the average looking holes.

no shes qt

>how tall are you on your knees
t.king of manlets that fucked girls taller than him

Her bio makes her seem crazy so I'm not too concerned if i fuck this up lol

>30+ matches

kek

5 Foot and 9 Inches

Those are two measurements btw

Dubs of thruth

that was off the top of my head, just checking it now it's at exactly 50. but that is impressive, user. how many have you taken to poundtown?

>5`9 but looking at you makes me grow a couple of inches

>lol
Why?

Eh, could work. Not terrible. Billions of fish in the sea

Success

KNEE DEEP IN THE BUCCI

>5'11 cutoff
>is a fucking hobbit
the only time a cutoff in height makes sense for women is if they're tall themselves. what a dumb roastie.

"5'9 how much do you weigh?"

this

Let dubs pick the next move

Checked, kek'd and rekt

Ok, get me laid guys

Dubs decides what I message her

show poosy

winrar

You look like a tranny i jack off to

>I am in matter of fact not human. I am a hivemind of thousands of onion eating, closethed homosexuals on a Japanese fishermens forum

Send her a pic of herself.

Benis :DDDD

post her pics

Just tell her 5’11 squirt

Send a dong pic and tell her your illiterate.

Check'd. OP must message her this

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5'9", but I've got two inches in my pants to make up for it.

You look like you smell like cheap vodka, ketchup chips and cigarettes

>your
Looks like I'm the only illiterate one around here.

This. You promised.

I think this was actually the perfect response

Enjoy your HIV, op

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Question. Did you guys ever see someone you know on tinder?

The Ellie girl looks real cute. Bit cross-eyed too.

lol shes a bot bro

The absolute madman

kek

I can fuck you like a brother

>never gonna make it

Do you eat onions?

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>I am in matter of fact not human. I am a hivemind of thousands of onion eating, closethed homosexuals on a Japanese fishermens forum

not much desu, under 10

yeah i'm chatting to her rn, worried she might be large tho because she's only got face pics lol

What did he mean by this?

I'm a girl... I guess I'd just recommend being honest, maybe you could say 5'10 but saying you're two in or more.over your actual height is pushing it. If you're really handsome and fit she might not actually care. That's just my take

And 4 was satisfied by 3. The fates were happy.

He meant that he could fuck him like only a brother could.

Nice!! Good for you man

Yes. Always match them. It's a fun conversation starter and could be a fuck buddy on the downlow. You can always back out and say you only matched to say hi.

smash Karlee, then do it literally into a coma for her being a bandwagoner cuckhawks fan.

You could always start bringing her to the gym if she isn't too big. Face is the most important, the on thing you can't fix.

> It was meant to be

>bro
fucking dropped

Wincest?

So 5'10 puts my dick at around your bellybutton when we shower.

>

keep us updated

>30 seconds after meeting a stranger and you're already lying to them
Wew lad. I'm sure you're great at keeping a stable relationship.

I live in a town of under 100k people so i see people i know all the time

Just write 9'5.
Maybe she gets it and thinks it is funny or she is a hoe.

i would love to she's kinda thicc

ehhh that sounds like a commitment i'm not looking for

unless through some miracle she ends up being really cool

>relationship

Forward her to me, I'll take the bullet for you. 6'5" here. should suffice.

>Manlets
>Learning

The girl is lying 0 seconds in.

That makes no sense

Theres nothing more beta that having tinder to get laid

Not getting laid at all?

>looking for a stable relationship on hookup apps

lol

>bro
catfish

I prefer going virgin instead taking pics of myself like a faggot to get a 7/10 or unser bitch

>I prefer going virgin
Uh-huh.

We will see if you feel the same after a few years.

Sup, Elliot