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Sup Veeky Forums,

Have any of you ever had success jelqing?

Is it just a meme or does it actually work?

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jelqing is a shit meme.

it works but if you don't constantly do it, your dick gainz disappear.

yeah my dick doubled in size

Yeah, that's exactly why lifting is a meme too, right?

The issue is that you're expected to do it daily. For a long time daily. Forever. Better idea is: just become the type of person who can get laid and isn't obsessed with a daily routine to hopefully grow his dick a half inch.

anyone finds out you're lifting thinks more of you. anyone finds out you're jelqing they think way less of you.

I tried it when I was 19, did it for like a year, started with 15,5cm (6 inches) and after months it grew to 17,8cm (7 inches) , stopped doing it and now it's 17,2cm(6,7 inches)

>entire jelqing community casually and irrevocably btfo by a single Veeky Forums post

it works and it's retarded that the male population won't put 20 minutes of their day into improving what is the most prevalent male insecurity. why people think putting your body under insane amounts of stress and pressure by lifting huge weights is fine but somehow stretching your dick out a bit is the weirdest most dangerous thing ever is beyond me

Is this like foreskin restoration?

I would do it if I could find a good contraption which does it for me while I make better use of my time

Me and my room mate bought into a bath mate. It was expensive but worth it I grew about an inch and he is like 1.5 inches. Really makes me jealous and it's unfair because he started bigger than me.

Its supposed to make your dick bigger but there are alot of warnings that it can break your dick.

>not realizing its all mental with women when it comes to sex

just think about it. they have all the sex toys in the world but men are still not obsolete. they require the psychological aspect of sex only a person can provide.

No it doesn't work.
All it does is make your dick numb and might hurt the ability for your mushroom tip to get filled with blood.
I think I might have parially broken my dick with that shit.
AND I didn't gain a single solitary fucking inch with it.

Only thing that works for gains is some dick stretching, no fap, no porn, losing weight, getting fit, eating more cholesterol, and being in the presence of fertile horny attractive women.

Constant normal boners, a perma chub + heightened test levels and sensitivty to test and some stretching = bigger dick.

It's been scientifically proven.

Went from 8.5 - 9.25

Yes, women still need the physical intimacy of a man. But that doesn't mean they don't prefer em well endowed

MINDSET

thats because they are looking for something new. keep doing the same thing with 1 woman and it gets boring and less stimulating. they will go for someone new and more dominating.

tried it. did it softly and injured myself. possibly lost some size. i have varicosel if that makes any difference

Elaborate on this "stretching." If jelquing doesnt work how could stretching work?

>eating more cholesterol

What? Higher cholesterol blocks the arteries and blocked arteries impeded the flow of blood to penis.

>Went from 8.5 - 9.25

cm?

youtube.com/watch?v=7ZnBcljhh58

Grab your unerect penis while in a warm shower and pull gently yet firmly. Out up down left right clockwise then counter clockwise slowly.
Do this for a few minutes then slap your dick on your thighs or stomach or whatever to get blood flow going and shock it a bit and go about your day.

Better bloodflow =/= more erections user. The cholesterol makes the stuff that makes you more virile.

Yes unfunny costanza posting dumbass. Centimeters

Every time I a a vegan thread pop up there are a few people that complain it's not Veeky Forums related yet this shit pops up and nobody cares?

Nobody would ever know unless you told them.

As long as it's about getting bigger it's Veeky Forums related

not sure how it could work without sacrificing girth. muscles grow because you tear them down and rebuild , your dick doesn t work that way. you re not adding mass to it, so to stretch it out you d having to be giving up mass

You're wrong and right. Better blood flow has a huge role to play in erection quality. If the rest of your body is having trouble receiving enough blood you better know your body isn't wasting it to send to your dick to get fully hard. Cholesterol does play a huge role in synthesizing hormones but you should clarify that you should be consuming a moderate amount of HDLs or good cholesterol and avoiding LDLs such as in egg yolks.

I always wondered if this shit could fix side curved penus or not?

W-wait, you guys share it? How did this go unnoticed

If any one is thinking about buying a bathmate but doesnt want to drop 150 on a plastic tube, you can get on cheaper from a chinese website. I got a bathmate with strap for around 35 with free shipping from dhgate, took like a month to get to me though.

i fell for this meme five or six years ago and fucked up my junk in doing so. i randomly twinged something (with proper warm-up and shit) and woke up the next day with a fucking FIERCE pain in my left epididymis/spermatic cord. the pain would eventually begin to frequently switch sides, on an almost daily basis, and for a while there it was constant.

i went to a couple of urologists for it. just told them i tweaked something masturbating because i was too embarrassed to be honest and say i was a 17 y/o taking internet advice trying to make his dick bigger. they couldn't explain the switching sides of the pain, or any of it, really, and basically just told me, "i've seen stuff like this before, and it really just seems to go away with time." also confirmed that it wouldn't affect my fertility, thank god.

took about a year, but the pain eventually did mostly subside. occasionally, i'll notice a "flare-up" and have pain/sensitivity on one side (usually the left) for about a week, and then it will go away and i won't notice it for several more months. in all, i give jelqing two thumbs down.

It's not even a meme
I heard about it in the fucking 90s
It literally causes erectile dysfunction

No fap is a meme
It can also cause erectile dysfunction

Instead of asking dumb question use Google

>it works
Jew detected
Stop trying to give people ED
I bet you also post no fap threads

Yes
Because neither work

>getting swollen
>not Veeky Forums related

Foreskin restoration works.
Jelquing doesn't. It will in fact break your dick
Stretching and pumping works.
The former can be done manually and will see centimeter gains in months. MONTHS
Pumping will do the same but pumping has a greater chance of fucking up your dick.

That's called jelqing moron
You are contradicting your own post
>don't jelq just do jelqing instead

That's not how you jelq you idiot.
Jelquing is trying to manually fatten up your cock by moving blood around your dick with messages.

Problem is that it can and does end up breaking mens dicks.

Like..in ways that not even the best dick surgeon on earth can fix.

>stretching works
>jelqing doesn’t
I’m getting confused, I thought jelqing was basically stretching your dick in different directions in the shower

>jelqing doesn't work
>stretching and pumping does
Look it's this retard again
Jelqing is the name for penis stretching you actual autist
As for foreskin restoration, yes you can extend your skin back over
But it is not a natural foreskin, you won't regain your natural sensitivity
Also I'm willing to bet it will shrink your penis

Don't tell me how to massage my cock faggot
Again, you are wrong

I've been doing PE for about 5 years off and on.

Jelqing is great for beginners, essential even. Once you've been doing a few hundred reps over a few months though, your jelqing gains will be basically capped out. You'll want to add stretches and bends to your routine. All of this can be done while you shower. Safe, effective, convenient.

Next, you'll want to work on length. ADS (all day stretchers) are the safest most effective. The Bib hanger may seem great, but I'd suggest saving your money and taking your time. The Bib hanger can cause dramatic damage resulting in scarring which will bottleneck your gains.

Finally, the Bathmate is unparalleled for girth gains. Air pumps are far more likely to cause edema.

I've spent maybe $400 or so on various items and increased my length from about 6 in. to around 7.75 in. Girth from 5 in. to about 5.6 in.

If you want proof, Thunderplace has pictures and statistics. Just make an account. It's free.

It is
Ignore that faggot
He's gone full retard at this point
Any idiot with Google can search "jelqing" and will see exactly what this guy describes instead of jelqing is just jelqing

>As for foreskin restoration, yes you can extend your skin back over
>americans actually do this
jews, not even once

You're literally training your dick not to responde to stimuli
You're breaking your fucking dicks
This is hilarious
Please make these threads daily
I want to see people crying about killing their dick by the end of the year

Yuuup
They cut your most sensitive body part off
Stretch it out and use it for skin grafts to make profit
Or they make skin creams out of it for more profit
When I was blue pilled I thought they just threw them away like trash
Turns out it's like a gold supply to them

They make more money selling creams for the dry cut cocks
Selling foreskin restoration tools
Etc

I legitimately want to do a shooting in Israel but there's no chance of getting guns out there

if you're thinking about jelqing go look at goodlookinglosers nudes

his dick looks like its a jelq away from falling off

You actually can. It works.
The nerve cells and frenulum though? That shit is gone.

That's not jelquing you faggot. That is stretching
You motherfucking morons don't know the difference between jelquing and dick stretching and you're trying to tell these ignorant impressionable fuckwads to do something that has the real potential to break their fucking dick.
IVE DONE THIS SHIT FOR YEARS!!!
IVE BEEN IN THIS DICK EMBIGGENING THING for well over a decade!
I know what's what.

Jelquing is moving blood around the fucking dick to try and mimic what having multiple powerful erections and a having a constant chubby half boner does naturally.
It is beyond dangerous and has the potential of breaking the spongy tissue that keeps the blood in your dick.
That will make it so that it's impossible to ever keep an erection for very long or even get one.
I don't know this from experience but I've read the horror stories.
That's not even mentioning the burst blood vessels and chaffing and dead dick and hours wasted on this shit.

It is not stretching. That is a whole nother thing.

If you actually had a dick or a clue you'd know this.

Get fit
Get healthy
Get active
Keep your hands out of your fucking pants
Stay away from the porn
Occasionally tug your tallywacker every day
Go get girls(or dudes if that's your thing you fairy)

Have you ever been to Thundersplace? There are easily thousands of members who would call you a retard.

>burst blood vessels
>chaffing

You use baby oil dumb ass. Have you been dry jelqing with a death grip like an idiot?

Everybody ignore this guy. He has no clue what he's talking about.

Okay little buddy.
One more thing.
Find me one single motherfucking before and after picture.
A single fucking jelq success story with documented pictures.
They don't exist.

But I can garauntee you one thing.
There are a million and one "my dick doesn't work anymore after jelquing" horror stories on the net.

Not the other guy , but there was a BBC documentary where a guy got a mold done of his cock before and after jelquing , with about an inch increase

and it's...where?

I saw it on the telly once :^)

Sounds like Sex God method

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Success Stories with Pictures

Next time you want to be involved in educating people on a topic, try actually have some experience or evidence.

Any further "advice" from you is now trolling, and likely was from the beginning.

See ya later faggot.

I've seen those success stories and pics.
They're bullshit.

>wahh show me progress pictures
>here is a place you can find them
>yeah those don't count

Retard confirmed

I mean success pictures that aren't fake or angles.
ACTUAL SUCCESSES NO BULLSHIT.
user, I've been so caught up in achieving sexual perfection and making my dick bigger because of low self esteem and being an autistic nut that...I learned a lot of shit.
I can tell bullshit angles, and photoshop, and I know a lot.
I've never once seen a single solitary real success pic that came from jelquing.
Not one.

They don't exist.

Gee
I wonder who could be behind this post

I gained about 0.3-0.4 inches in length, and 0.15 inches girth in about 3 months.
Keep in mind I was sticking to the routine to an autistic level.
Couldn't be bothered to keep doing it, but my gains have stayed with me 3 months since stopping

Been jelqing for some time now. Works like a charm if you follow the right program. Recommend following the 90 days beginner program and add stretches for dat extra length. I've gained 2 cm in 2 months. Now I'm 18 cm and going for more.

it doesnt make anything bigger, just moves the 'inside' part of your penis forwards
great for people with big guts i guess, but probably not the healthiest thing to do

Dietary cholesterol =/= lipoproteins in your arteries.
Faggit.
Read a fucking book for once in your life.
Gaawwd.

imgur.com/W3gNbyf

Combining hcg treatment with jp90's program I've gained half an inch in 3 weeks. 4.25" -> 4.75" bpel
What stretches?

Why doesn't anyone ever post before/after pics? I checked some forum dedicated to this bs and couldn't find a single pic to back up their claims of dick gains. Looks sketchy af

i looked into this a bit a long time ago, from what i could tell:
- discolors your dick
- always risk of fucking up your dick (early ED)
- gains are not permanent, you lose them quite fast if you stop your program

i mean, if you're pretty unlucky it's probably helpful, but if you're just some ~5" dude looking to break the 6" i would say focus on improving other elements of yourself, such as your mental health

>tfw can't jelq b/c dick is too small to grab when unerect

>8.5 to 9.25
Yup this is a troll

How does no fap cause ED you dumb fuck?

memes aside, I had the same exact issue. They told me it was chronic epidydimitis from impact (I joined the military and was running several miles a day without compression shorts, boys were dangling in the Pensacola heat without any scrotal support). Point is, I had the same exact symptoms. It's been about 8 years, and yea for a few days maybe 2 or 3 times a year its sore again. I was convinced it was something muscular. I've got the curse of the irish and could desperately use even half an inch, but after this post I may never be able to do it.

does it work? was thinking of buying one too, but was kinda iffy because it's a knock off

>anyone finds out you're lifting thinks more of you
top fucking kek

>t.d*cklet thread
>tfw mixed masterrace

>can't t. properly
>muhdik
>masterrace