Tfw 5'8

>tfw 5'8
>tfw 8.25 inch cock

Would rather have this huge cock than be a tall fag.

What's it like being a dicklet?

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>Not having both
Get a load of this plebian, guys!

>6'6
>8" dick
I would rather have both. There is no correlation, at least not that I know of, between height and penis size. Manlets don't get big dicks to compensate for being short, just like tall people don't instantly get small dicks to mitigate their tallness.

>6'0
>6x4
meh, it's not like i'll be using it anytime soon

8 inch cock and my cock is still bigger than yours. 6'6? Your cock probably looks so small compared to the rest of your body you probably look like a clown lmao

I'm not insecure.

>8.25" pencil dick
get out of here white boi. Bitches want to be FILLED.

too bad you're less likely to use it, because you're the height of the average female

Yes you are

I guess you would be able to spot it better than anyone, being as insecure as you are.

Faggot I take girls virginitys even if they aren't virgins, because my cock can go in deeper than you and your fellow dicklets can

nice e-statting thread lmao
timestamped dick with ruler or gtfo dicklet

Manlet desperately tries to infect a human with his insecurity, the post

Dicklets btfo

Lol neither is that great. Most women don't enjoy being penetrated by a huge dick because most of the time the lad doesn't know how to use it and thinks just being big means she's automatically having fun.
You have to fuck like a gorilla that hits all the right motions. Choke her ass while fucking her,bite her neck,feel her up. That's the best way to get her cumming.

6'4"
9.5"x7"

nigga, this shit terrifies girls

>5'0
>5 inch dick

not even rustled

Lol beta.
>actually caring if a girl cums

*tips fedora* 'ladies first :^ )

>tfw 172 cm and 12 cm dick
JUST end me fampai. At least it justifies my steroid use.

See, sometimes you fuck a girl that you want to fuck again. Not being autistic usually comes in use here.

Spoken like a true virgin. It's not a big deal though bro. Women like different things. Some like muscles, some like height, and some will probably like you. We are all just people dude, it's not like we chose any of this shit.

Lol u mad rich boy

>9.5" long

if that's true your dick is just uncomfortable. Enjoy being cheated on,

>if that's true

Even guys who are in the huge dick fetish porn top out at like 8''. Anybody claiming 9.5'' would make serious buck in porn and would probably be in the top 1000 people in the fucking world for dick length.

Anybody itt claiming 8''+ unironically should get into porn, its pretty much the only way to really get payed as a dude (i mean you have to be a big guy to get paid in porn) but those who are get paid good money to fuck STD tested braphogs.

What good is a big dick if you never get to use it?

can't cheat on one night stands, brah

all this cope

yes, unironically 9.5x7. 7x5 flaccid.

penis size is probably not Gaussian:
huffingtonpost.com/floyd-elliot/thats-not-normal-the-stat_b_4254842.html

MY MAN OP

Mmm brah hogs sound nice and thicc

>huffingtonpost.com/floyd-elliot/thats-not-normal-the-stat_b_4254842.html
TLDR;?

No matter if the distribution is normal, I don't think any studies where doctors have measured erect penis lengths (even ones where thousands were measured) have ever ever found a man with even a 9'' penis let alone over 9. Personally im 5.5 flaccid and that's considered pretty much near 100th percentile as even with thousands and thousands of flaccid measurements done by docs they've never really seen anything larger.

im being seriously get in to porn my goy.

Jonah Falcon has the world's largest verified penis at 13.5". But even a 12" dick is like one in a trillion according to the stats in the article. Something we probably shouldn't ever see.

Of course it doesn't include the possibility that Falcon is deformed.

As for porn, well, I'm old and I don't jizz a lot, but I'll look into it.

Yeah as soon as I posted I remembered that world record dude, but besides him I believe my point still stands.

Anyway I'm just saying there's money in it if you have no moral qualms or hangups, and it seems plenty of guys stick around in the business into late thirties-early forties. If you are already fucking girls in one night stands on an anywhere near regular basis then I honestly don't see much of a moral step from there to banging chicks with a camera present.

I'm late 30s now. And I have a career. How much money are we talking about?

I'd much rather be a dicklet because at least then girls only make fun of me after I get to fuck them.

You're struck out as soon as you step outside, small fry.

All the possibilities and you choose to waste quads on talking about your micro penis.

The funniest thing about fit is how angry people get over sex stuff, because of course everyone here is a sex god

stuff like this response here
>dude pretends to be some stud
>guy makes joke about girl cumming
>REE AUTIST REEE

just gold

>6'3
>7.3/5.3
Length is good, but I would sacrifice 3 inches from my height to have 6.5-7inch girth. Not more though, I would rather have a 6/4.5 dick than being under 6'0.

>6'2"
>7" long, 6" around
Pic related is a fuckbuddy of mine. She's since gotten into a relationship with the guy she's talking about

actually, he's a fraud and his shit isnt verified. his cock is probably not even 9 hard

It's not fair lads

>its another insecurity thread

You all are lying about your big dicks. Either post them or shut the fuck up

>blue board

>fitness board
>posts thread about dick size

Fuck off

>t. dicklet

You are a dicklet as well until proven otherwise

believe what you like, kiddo, but it won't change the size of my dick.

>Manlet with 4.5"
I am doomed to be cucked aren't I?

Oh I will. Cock size is more embellished than height. Fuck off

assuming he had an average 6 incher, does 1 inch really make that much difference desu?

unless this dude is asian

If you say so, kiddo.

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