How do I stop being a sad, shy and insecure cunt that has nothing to talk about?

How do I stop being a sad, shy and insecure cunt that has nothing to talk about?

Stop fapping

What about non-meme options?

Try shrooms, psychedelics are shown to raise openness on the big five personality test by a whole standard deviation perminantly

Or get a dog?

Stop asking for advice on a fitness board (there is a board specifically for advice), and go to a therapist because you understand you have personality issues that you can't deal with on your own. That's what therapists are for.

Journal until you get to know yourself and what you are actually interested and pursue that

Stop agreeing with the feminist movement.

I hate them, though.

Get hobbies, for real, video games are not a hobby, people talk about themselves. A few actual interests that you spend time on and you will be more interesting than 95% of people

Such as?

I have plenty of hobbies, and none of them are well received by non-autists.

I learn new languages, play guitar, read, exercise, take long walks, watch artsy films.

But people just want to hear about idiotic meaningless things like TV shows, food or the latest football/baseball/soccer game.

Browse Veeky Forums more and see what looks cool, if you have no ideas. I started poking around other boards. I dabbled in /out/ and /p/, now I'm going on hikes taking landscape pictures.

Its fun, it's something to do, it's something I can talk to other people about.

>not well received by non autists

If you learn languages, start traveling. If you play guitar, start performing. Normies love that shit. If you aren't learning languages to use them, or music to play for others, what are you even doing?

>idiotic meaningless things
Ah, I starting to get a feeling for why you have "nothing to talk about."

I got spergs. I can talk with others though (I learned human communication the way I learned computer protocols). I just can't enjoy it.

Also, I do perform once in a while, and I hate travelling.

You learn new languages? You make it sound like it’s just something you do for a couple of weeks then move onto a new one. I’ve learnt fluently only two other languages besides English and it takes a lot of time with practice and exposure to reach a passable level despite what Duolingo tells you.

You still sound boring desu, maybe you’ll luck out and find a qt who maybe likes the film angle but I wouldn’t count on it. It’s not about hobbies all the time, it’s about being relatable to another person.

Example, I’ve done a certain fight sport for most of my life, start talking to a girl who’s done a little bit of training, boom! Common ground, you have some stories, share some tips, find an excuse to grope her, then have consensual intercourse in the missionary position... mission accomplished, just don’t be an insufferable shithead who belittles everyone else and has no personality outside of his interests.

> You make it sound like it’s just something you do for a couple of weeks then move onto a new one.
I am not going to deny that which is true. I know a bit of everything, but overall, I didn't actually focus into one. Thanks for the point of view; I will actually work into this.
> You have some stories
I think you are into something user. I have literally zero stories to share since I do everything alone, and I pay no attention to other people. How do you develop stories?

Thanks for the critique. It's great to have another point of view that actually may help me to improve.

>lol just do drugs

This is Veeky Forums.
If people here were well adjusted they’d go to a therapist, not ask a bunch of retards on a mesoamerican fingernail-painting board.

It’s too expensive to ask a shrink for like $100 an hour for several sessions.

>If people were well adjusted they’d go to a therapist
No they wouldn't.

...

Stupid hipster

You don't even sound like a sperg. You just need to force yourself to spend more time with others.

How do I approach people when I go out alone?

Never go out alone. I did this once and I've never been more embarrassed, not even when i tripped in front of 200+ classmates in 10th grade.

Imagine rocking up to a random house party and not knowing anyone, that's what it felt like. Unless you're the most charming guy around then you will be all good but if you were, you would have someone to go out with.

>don’t have friends
>never go out because of that
>stuck with no friends because I don’t go out
Well, ok!

It's hard mode making friends unless you smoke weed or work with people your own age. Easiest way to meet a girl and friends is through weed but they usually won't go out either.

Ever try em?

You sound beta too.

good fucking ultimate coil is so fucking hard fuck my boipussi

>I learned human communication the way I learned computer protocols
right there with ya, breh

Would making video games be a hobby?

Make a game about oppressed women.

But I would rather make a game about wizards.

Stop watching porn, changed my life

Start smoking and chit chat with smokers in smoking areas.

Does fapping count as a hobby? I have an awesome figure 8 I could teach people...

>royally fuck up your health
Well, okay.

This

>get a bird that'll eat your face.

Yea, that's interesting alright... not social, but I'll watch.

You shove that onion up your ass! Right up your ass hole!

Gainz. . .

Is fapping ok?

Yeah just try not to do it to the memory of porn. I was not attracted to females only traps. I stopped porn and did not get hard for like 90 days. Then my mind sorted itself and I feel amazing talking to girls even as a fat boi and got a thicc fuck buddy.

Life is 10x better when you're attracted to actual humans.