*blocks your path to the squat rack*

*blocks your path to the squat rack*

begone,foul creature.
*casts turn evil*

the way to the squat rack is now purified.

Fucking lanklets, when will they learn?

>unsheathes silver barbell

Shoo shoo

t-t-t-t-thanks i'll just do cardio instead

"H-Hey, are you working out?"

Ask her if she's just mirin or wants an autograph.

T H I N N

>Implying I do legs

>w-will you be my gi- nothing

>that guy who wears basketball shorts

Why are you the way you are?

Snaaaaaap City

This is what happens if you deadlift with bad form.

>unsheaths chikage
>impales self

It begins...

A-Are you an archeologist?

>tfw gym priest away on pilgrimage to the swoly land
>tfw ran out of consecrated protein powder
>tfw can't hire gym witcher since I spent all my coin wishing for a qt3.14 in the gym well

I-I'ts not like I even wanted to squat today

>>tfw can't hire gym witcher since I spent all my coin wishing for a qt3.14 in the gym well

>implying the squat rack was vacant for enough time for him to occupy it
Hah, not in my gym.

C-c-can I w-w-work in w-with y-y-you?

please be in london...

No! Be gone with you, gym cretin.

>gets the gym witcher

Ask my gym bro why the fuck he's so late.

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>Hello fellow lanklet, finally someone who uses the same bar height as me. Work in?

>does curls somewhere else

>Makeup should be allowed