HEY Veeky Forums everyone talks about increasing, but I'm about to go into to the doctors too check my test levels in like a week in a half and I was thinking could I decrease my test so low in order for the doctor to prescribe me more test? Was thinking of just non stop fapping, eating hella soy, and maybe doing couple of cigarrittes to decrease my test for a bit.
Any of you guys recommend anything has anyone tried thus
just drink milk and beer. That will make you a girlboy.
Those numbers just tripled your test levels
Just fucking do steroids of you're this worked up over it
>dub trips
noice cunt
drink a lot of milk and eat steak for two times a day
Beer instead of cigarettes, what time is your test? And like this user said just buy your own test if you really want it, they aren't even likely to give you test injections either.
>soylent
>avoid milk
>dont sleep the day before your test test
>cardio
>no fats
>lots of sugar and simple carbs
I would but i rather have my insurance pay for it that myself
But thanks for the advice guys the appointment is around 11 if that makes a difference
This. And also jack off the day or morning before.
There is no way your are going to get your test significantly lower in that amount of time
I thought milk decreases test
I've been drinking on average of 1L of milk per day for the past 3 years.
T is 1132.
wait what, does beer contain estrogen that would explain a lot
>maybe doing couple of cigarrittes to decrease my test
smoking increases testo you fag
masturbating 8 times on chick flicks might do it
alcohol is estrogenic, that is why alcoholics have high body fat and low muscle mass
Almost all alcohol decreases increases estrogen. I believe wine might be the exception because of the other stuff in it, but don't quote me. Beer is worse because of the hops which also boosts estrogen. This is all from memory though.
I thought red meat increased testosterone?
Cardio increases testosterone m8.
Also does milk increase or decrease testosterone?
You win the lottery, mate.
Get a script for spironolactone
So anything you do gives high T?
Is it alcohol in general? I know beer definitly is because of the hops.
These digits are sending test straight into my nuts.
My dick is so fucking hard right now
Dont traps drink peppermint tea to lower their test
Barley too.
I legit used to do this back when I was... confused.
Alcoholics have high body fat and low muscle mass because they don't work out and drink an excess in calories. Cmon
I know several guys who went the same route. Have 5 or more drinks the night before you go in, it will tank your natural T.
WTF I DRINK PEPPERMINT TEA ALMOST DAILY. SHOULD I STOP!?!?!?!?????????
I don't want to transition into a girl, plshelp
A lot of garbage information in this thread.
The real answer is:
Sleep less
Jerk off as much as you can
Eat less food try and shock the body
Drink alcohol
Do a bunch of cardio
The combination of doing all these thing will drop your test so low you will have the test of a baby girl. Probably don't have to do all of them to get the results you want.
just tried this results are legit