Can brehs enlighten me on the gym lifestyle?

these girls are made to bounce on black cock and be impregnated by black seed

I'll sum up my life for you to replicate.

>onions
>loneliness
>tfw no gf
>small brief moments of respite from self hatred when in gym
>self hatred 90% of remaining existence
>tfw no gf
>my knees hurt
>getting mired... from men only
>tfw no gf
>start nofap
>fail nofap
>re-start nofap
>fail nofap
>chicken and rice again. Awesome.
>hating myself when too lazy to go gym after work
>hatred of women who dont appreciate or mire gains
>tfw no gf

Yep, that pretty much sums up my 30 years of existence upon the planet earth.

>gym lifestyle
You make it sound so gay

>dubs trips describes the weirdest, most mentally-delusional fetish

nice

>Gym lifestyle
Did you mean gym etiquette? How to behave in a gym?
Never ego lift, if you don't know what to do ask around, bring your towel to wipe shit after you use it, bring a bottle of water, DO NOT stare at girls, every fucking noob stares and it is fucking creepy.

Just watch this series
youtube.com/watch?v=Md6pZ4aJW1E

You're allowed to stare if you're 6'2+ 200lb+ and less than 15% bodyfat.

I have a feeling your a fucking roastie... get the FUCK out.

desu at first it sucks.... but after 2-3 weeks going regular and having some kind of routine in it its fun.

but never forget face > body

If someone bigger than you wants the squat rack you have to get out and let them go

>these girls will end up as single mothers to black babies

I agree

On the first day make sure to go in there and rip a huge fart to assert your dominance.

Read the StrongLifts website and follow it to the T for 4 months. The biggest thing is consistency. Think about where you will be in 1 year.

way to ruin their legs with those spots, I mean tatoos.

Very accurate, especially hating your self for skipping. It’s hard to find motivation.

Which is never...

it's been my experience that the gym lifestyle is actually kind of lonely
every person I've ever tried to work out with gasses out and gives up after a few weeks
most of the people I see at the gym are working out alone, being friendly with everyone else there but still there by themselves
even the women
just make small talk

joke answer, start saying bro a lot, adopt a dumb meathead look on your face once you dohave muscles, and talk incessantly about lifting to make up for your lack of personality
walk around like your lats are twice as big as they actually are
try and be alpha af and dominate in all situations, this lets girls know that you're top dog and also have a small johnson
I guess that's about it really
oh I forgot, go to EDM shows and take ecstasy. sleeveless shirts are a must as well

that kinda hurt me xD

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>chasing the lifting high
>getting mires constantly but never from the girl you want
>eating huge amounts of shit tasting food
>dealing with faggots in the gym
>dealing with retards in the gym
>dealing with gym thots
>everyone's scared of you
>become more disciplined than anyone you've ever met
>people make weird comments that you don't know how to respond to
>occasionally meet another guy like you in the gym

>reading this thread
>autists going to the gym to cure self hate or get a gf
Why aren't you people actively sorting out other parts of your life with the same methodical discipline that you sort your body out with?

make sure you wear a hat and a hoodie inside otherwise no one will know you're hardcore about lifting

You go there with a routine or you waste time. spend time warming up and doing shit to get the blood flowing. watch 5 mins of high test porn on the treadmill. Incline at 15% or more. Start on your routine and take 1-2 hours, be sure to stay hydrated. only check your phone between every other set so autists on Veeky Forums dont notice you.

^^

can't sort yourself out if your problem is that you have 0 emotional intelligence and can't connect with anyone
i keep pretending i am normal (and succeeding) but in reality i am really not

The gym lifestyle eh? Sure I'll enlighten you

>wake up late af sleeping off night before
>look over and see 10/10 qt u just smashed no idea where shes from
>go to gym
>everyone mires
>gets paid to use the gym
>president calls
>need you to kill robot osama bin laden
>kill him
>statue erected in front of the gym
>letter from dad "Im proud of you son, i knew youd make me proud"

just another day in the gym lifestyle

THIS

Spbp. OP BTFO

>>become more disciplined than anyone you've ever met
>thinks exactly like a weak-minded beta male
Never gonna make it

Most likely you aren't practicing enough and you're not reading the right material so you can't spot your own mistakes when making them.

Honestly, do pickup and actually learn about social interaction. It might take a literal year of practice for you to reach normie levels if you're bad, but once you reach normie levels you can just keep going and leave humanity behind in terms of social skills... Unless you're genuinely an autist.

>thinks like a beta
how so?

Ill stare if I want to bitch. Gonna get that free test boost

>In a couple weeks
>Not tomorrow

Unironically never gonna make it.

>do pickup

this

You mean trips trips

But guys, he needs time to buy all the necessary gym equipment.
>lifting shoes
>lifting gloves
>lifting belt
>new duffel
>bar pad to protect neck while doing squats
>some new pairs of basketball shorts
>protein powder

Also has to spend a few weeks browsing /routine/ threads for the best match for his exact body type. ...and shipost all over Veeky Forums.

on a more serious note, am I gonna look like a tard if I show up to the gym in jeans and a t-shirt

not if you're an indian

yes where gym shorts at least

Made for BBC

>no squat plug
>no spare cash to tip the receptionist
confirmed DYEL