Fictional goal body thread

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ty mates
which are you more excited for? battle for azeroth or the new "classic" vanilla wow?

Honestly i think classic vanilla will be interesting, but I'm looking up to what happens with the faction war on battle for azeroth, also I want to level up a new character with the new world scaling system

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This possible, lads...?

Should I watch magi?

Did Illidan even have to stay behind? Seems kind of pointless a sacrifice

Boyfriend goals

spend 10,000 years working out in the chastity chamber while your brother cucks you and gets the girl you yearn for.

>not going for Luther Strode mode

It's like you guys don't even wanna make it

hellboy

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loaded carries, especially Husa-Fel stones

(dad jokes aside, loaded carries are god tier)
t. strongman

It's pretty canon that Sargeras is significantly stronger than all the other titans combined. They have enough power to force him back to the seat of the pantheon, but much beyond that won't hold him for long. Now, who knows how exactly Illidan is supposed to withstand literally the strongest being in the universe, but they clearly wanted to write him and the titans away after giving some fanservice.

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made me smile

How do I hit Geralt of Rivia mode

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First season was pretty good. I heard the mango goes down the drain later on though.

calisthenics with a low bf%. Need dumbbell work for delts though

geralt is canonically not natty

/fraud/

Demon-slaying x Failure

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Its vorshyy playing overwatch

i really want to be a shitposting dark iron dorf

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I just really like him and want to cosplay as him

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>be jealous of your brothers gf
>spend 10,000 years in prison for trying to impress her by breaking the law and helping demons for power
>become a full demon so she might notice you after being released
>try to destroy the north pole and awaken an old god so she might notice you
>create your own empire in outland filled with hot elf demon huntresses and mana addicts, but do not do anything outside of boss em around
>Literally warp the homeplanet of the demons within range of yours so you can fight more demons and maybe have her notice you
>finally give up and just be trapped in a titan prison for all eternity

There's a reason he's called incellidan.

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Garrosh bod is my goal

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>could have had any other night elf puss he wanted
>could have had any blood elf puss he wanted
>could have had any naga puss he wanted
>could have had any succubus puss he wanted

what the fuck was his problem?

had a bad case of oneitis

Have you seen the Argus cinematic bro? You might want to take that back

please, illidong fucked those belfs

>those puny arms
>those nonexistent traps
>those toothpick forearms
>that flat chest
>those laughable legs

Really, the only thing he got going on are frame and abs
4/10 would not mire

>roiding for this

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Great frame though

>not going Letho mode

I miss him everyday, I do it for him and the horde.

How much SS do I need in order to become a primarch?

All I want to do is squat a warhound titan

>mfw only 5'10
Heck

im 6'2 and i will never be able to make it

i have the vtaper but im missing those 2 inches

damn they really overdid it with the biceps

Tyrandeitis

good taste

>6' 1.5"
Hurts only a little

Yes.

Have your oneitis fall for your BFF and sell your soul to the god of gains for all eternity.

kek

An average skinnyfat girl with no tits? Absolutely.

Every video game with a muscular guy they have ridiculously out of proportion biceps

yfw you saved the universe

How do I get shoulders like these, I'm afraid that just OHPs don't cut it anymore