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No fap December, let's go!

For some reason only hentai gets me hard, and I think this is because of how much anime I watch. Sadly I can't drop the anime since I watch a lot of Veeky Forums tier shit and try to emulate the characters. It's my only source of motivation but I guess it works

Don't worry user.

I find hentai better than Irl porn because there's so much freedom in drawings than in porn.

Anyway, I just want to fap to a real woman when I have someone I really love, so o don't care.

No fap has got nothin to do with anxiety induced ED.

So many confused & seriously insecure people here.

sometimes its a lot about mindset. make your your aren't thinking about getting a boner the whole time and just think about enjoying yourself. also, cardio and a multivitamin wont hurt

This 100%

I couldn't get hard with my previous girlfriend at the end of the relationship, I could with her sister though and we've been going out together ever since.

maybe I’m just a romantic but I’m the same way.

and soon you won't be satisfied until you fuck their dad

>Fap once a day
>last more than 30 min
>NOFAP
>cum in under 5 minutes

th...thanks.

a tip? envision you're about to impregnate her, it should help you last a lot longer and cum a lot harder

lol

This is the only way I can cum. I can go for 60 minutes plus and think of literally anything else but when the bish starts screaming "cum in me, put a baby in me daddy" cuz I told her to i lose my shit real fucking fast

>drinks
>gets whiskey dick
WOW THX NOFAP

lmao this

where the FUCK are my nofap november bros at??? did anyone do it?

I actually did. Longest streak I've had, normally I caved in at day 9 or so. I've been feeling better than I ever have and had the motivation to start getting my life together. Also scored my second date in the past year.

Almost 3 weeks. I can't stand sitting in front of my computer now. Help

1 more hour and I went all of November. I've been feeling really good this past week.

how can i tell if i'm flatlining or if i now have ED?

Has it been less than a month? Then it's flatline. Flatlines are emulated EDs that your brain uses to trick you into looking at porn. "Is it working? Oh no, it's not working!" bitch, it's fucking working... WIthin 5 minutes of looking up your fave porn you'll be hard. But your brain is so addicted it begs you to do that, and kills your boner if you don't. Just a dumb trick by the brain.

...and if it's been more than 1 month?

Then you're gay

Edge for next 20 mins my man

No, but it leads to porn. If you can fap and NEVER look at porn, then you're ok.

can someone post a whole lot of proof for no fap, i want to start it because of death grips + phim, would nofap help with this?

Stop porn altogether, that include pictures. It's still pulling your dick to fucking pixels. Also, once a week. Good luck.

you should be able to get hard purely through your mind and imagination

>swapping to her sister

imagine being this alpha

Who uses one of these to enforce nofap?

I've been using one, it's saved me from a few moments of weakness. The hard part is explaining to a girl that you have one because you are really irresponsible with your dick.

Why the fuck is there even a market for these aberrations?!

Performance anxiety is not ED

you forgot to mention that they are both your sisters

what is this metal rod for? Do you put it in your urethra? What the fuck,why would anyone ever wear this thing? There is no legit and understandable explanation / justification for this. That is fucking degenerate

AHHH SHIT I'm going to go kill myself. Why is this a thing?

Kinda similar, had a gf but she had a really qt younger brother so I got him to transition and have been with her ever since.
The dad hates me lmao

>at least I only have one daughter to worry about
>aww shit

You fucked that kids life up lmao, good work user.

>her

Now THIS is alpha.
Story?

why use such a small one? youre trying to shrink your dick?

Going to bars

Never going to make it

this. I find that when I am with a girl that i actually find attractive and connect mentally that i get hard as diamonds.
but with dumb ugly hags only in the utmost severe cases.

>attractive girl, gets hard
>ugly hag, doesn't get hard
what a freak

When I fap it literally feels like my right ball is being sucked inside out like a vacuum cleaner. It feels so odd that it distracts me from the orgasm. It only happens in my right ball too the left one never does it.
And then when I look at the tissue there is even barely anything there. Just a tiny little yellowish puddle. What gives?

You did it to yourself by accepting shit advice. Don’t take the female way out by blaming others.

This

It would. PDF of all these dudes talking about their experiences reuniting.info/download/pdf/0.BENEFITS.pdf

Please be bait

Day 15 boys. I feel like approaching girls. Urges are under control and when they do show up I make sure to shut them down fast. Been having a lot more weird (non-sexual) dreams though.

I don't even call it nofap but if you do not jack off for a few days you will be so hard that even pictures of women get you into man-mode. i think its good for confidence

20 days tomorrow. Longest streak since summer. Had some bad times but I'm aming for a month if I can get through the weekend

Trad af take

Is it normal to flatline on day 3?

Listen here virgins, nofap is detrimental to your prostate, can cause bladder problems and various other issues in your sack. If you can do 90 day no fap and not come across any problems then you have low test and not to mention that you didnt actually fuck pussy so why did you do it lol

1 week no fap with holy grail and maca is all you need to have 'drive' or a desire to speak to women, if you want to reset your fetishes because you are a degen sperg lord then 2 weeks, anything after that you are wasting your time. If you do it for the discipline, which is a mental choice that you can make in an instant, then think why you have to go to such extremes to even get such a small amount of it

Yes, you fucking retard. Holy shit.
You can be completely fine with flatlining up to a month. After a month, if you're still flatlining, then somethings up.
Not that YOU will go a month when you wonder after 3 days if "hmm omg maybe its brooken oh nooo, flatline after 3 days oH no :((("
Stop. Stop it. Yes. It's normal. Little faggot. Holy shit. Stop being a little bitch and thinking up excuses to look up PORN you BITCH! FUCK YOU! FUCK yoU yoU WEAK WILLED BITCH!

Completely resetting fetishes will take at least over a month of nofap,and even then there will be traces of it. A single session and lapse in judgement can bring it all back, so you have to treat it like any other addiction, with caution. Just stay clear of fetish shit entirely after you go off nofap and you'll be fine. Make a conscious effort to avoid it. Ideally noporn, but whatever.

>PORN
>FUCK
>BITCH

huuuuuuaaaaaaahhhhhhh I can't stop need to fap

Got a new gf after a long time. Fapping really fucked me up, I think. I can easily get hard with her, but she hasn't been able to get me off with her hand or mouth. My dick just feels really insensitive. So sensitive I can barely even feel her tongue on it.

So I started nofap a week ago, hoping it helps in the long run.

Yeah

You pee through it, therefore you don't stain the cage itself

>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=1998e8879819f700
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

>+0.1 shekels have been deposited into your account
yes, good goy

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do you have the empty template ?

What about audio porn?

30 days in btw, had sex twice this month

Yes I do

Alpha Prime

WOKE

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Bumb for story, greentext that shit my nig

>he didn't eat her ass
It literally tells anxiety-ED to die. Eating ass is god's gift to men.

I've had enough lads, I'm sick of lurking /gif/ and tumblr for 2 hours for 15 seconds of relief. What's a good program for blocking websites? I'm willing to pay for it.

I use a silicone one because it's more comfortable and if I start to chub it doesn't hurt. Literally the point of wearing one is to hinder jerking it so yeah it works. Just freeze the key in ice if you're that weak minded.

the best program is finding shit to do that makes fapping for 2 hours not an option. you need something to replace it with otherwise you'll think "i'm not doing anything else anyway" and always lose

how the fuck do you guys manage nofap with all the triggers visiting Veeky Forums gives you?

PSA:

>get back from a run one night and notice that I have tinge in the crease of my left leg and noticeable dime sized orb
>go to dad's urologist next week
>get ultrasound and have inflamed inguinal lymph node
>freak me out by saying it could be anything from an infection from a leg cut to prostate cancer, testicular cancer, or lymphoma...
>doc gives me testicular and prostate exam (no homo...) As there's history of prostate cancer on both sides of the family
>don't feel like worrying for 2 months and taking taking antibiotics to see if it goes down, so tell him to just rip it out and biopsy it.
>turns out to be nothing. Just a reactionary lymph nose.
>after surgery entire area is tender
>can't wack off for 2+ weeks
>doc tells me to take room temp showers to manage inflammation
>after a week start getting massive diamond morning wood and nocturnal emissions
>energy levels increase
>start getting random boners throughout the day
>notice my dick has grown from ~5.5 inches to almost 6.5 inches with a noticeable increase in girth
>go back urologist for follow up appointment
>explain to him dick/erection gains
>asks me how often I masturbate
>almost every night for 30 minutes to an hour before bed...with death grip, for almost a decade now
>tells me i've basically been causing soft tissue damage to my weiner and that not jacking off and the cold showers have been facilitating healing and proper blood flow...
>mfw memes saved my dick

K9

i get what you're saying because it does work, but i don't think many grills are down for ass buffet right from the get-go

That's it! Shoulda been first post.

It's not as interesting as you would think it would be, but ok
>be me
>19
>new job
>qt receptionist there
>tfw khv
>browse Veeky Forums
>decide its not worth to be homosexual
>make autistic joke to receptionist
>she laughs
>ohyes
>make more autistic jokes, pull pranks
>get to know each-other better
>go on date after work
>roll back my shirt sleeves
>she's mirin' my DYELveins
>only started lifting 5 months ago
>it's this easy
>start dating
>have sex
>feelemptyinside
>almost a year goes by
>meet her family
>her fucking little brother
>the fucking little brother (AGE DISCLAIMER I WAS 21 AT THIS POINT AND GF 23 AND HE IS 19 - NO ILLEGAL ACTIVES WERE UNDERTAKEN OR IMPLIED)
>holy shit he looked like a young keanu reeves with more feminine features and longer hair
>slender and almost no muscle, pale smooth skin, better than my gf's
>like my waifu Yoshiko Usami
>he's autistic too
>and shy
>and innocent
>and can fucking cook
>mind and dick want
>but not gay
>browse Veeky Forums to assure this
>unsure
>browse /b/
>that's better
>see trap thread
>at last I truly see
>decide to make him into a girl
>he mentioned about wanting to do some form of sports
>decide to join up tennis club with him
>gf joins in
>fuck off cunt
>remember she wanted new job
>job hunt for her
>find new job, perfect hours overlap with tennis club
>write her a shining cv
>apply for her
>4 weeks later she gets new job
>loves me even more
>tell her if she really wants to thank me she should let me know more about her and her family since i love her so much
>inane bullshit for 2 hours
>starts talking about her brother
>begin mental checklist of his characteristic traits
>what he was like during childhood, weaknesses and strengths
>tell her that was, and if she really loves me she would wake me up with a blowjob
>manage to squeeze that out for 3 weeks straight
>ohwell
>me and her bro finally alone at tennis club
>the cunt is at work
>and now we begin
cont?

Ya go ahead, for the keks

We're too much degenerate to have qt gifs and pics ppl post here do anything to us.

You have to post some hardcore shit to get me thinking of relapsing.

(((You)))

you only being able to get off to hardcore shit is exactly the problem. you can argue that it's only a problem if you're thinking of actually getting laid, but i'm doing an experiment where i've gone back to hardcore shit while my gf is out of town until new year's. females in general are a lot more overwhelming to look at and i feel more anxious around them. this kind of anxiety can kill any chance of getting laid, especially if you're a wizard. plus, i know i'll have to quit at least 10 days before my gf is back, unless i want to not be able to get it up without plenty of

Post a pic of him. Or atleast a body pic

Even if all of these things are 100% scientifically accurate it's still incredibly sad that you don't possess the willpower to stop touching your fucking dick for a week...

selfcontrol.exe

Busting a nut literally right now lads

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hurry up you fag and it better be good because I want to fap