How you guys holding up so far?

then I'll pull down her dress and bang her infront of everyone

Stressed out after work today, about to sit down grab the xbox controller and play video games for a few hours while a podcast is playing...

what game and podcast

Study for finals and use my day pass to check out the Retro Fitness down the street.

Speaking of which. They have an offer that ended today: first two months free and wave some $99 fee. So it would be $20 a month plus a $30 enrollment fee - $40 for the 2 free months. Anyone have experience with this place? Does that sound worth it? Right now I'm going to my uni gym for free, but I'm a commuter and it's like a 20 minute trip plus a 10 minute walk from the commuter lot. That doesn't seem practical over winter and summer breaks, and this place is a mile or two down the street. Any thoughts?

Oh, and the deal ended today but I'm going there tomorrow. Do you think I'll be able to get them to still give me the deal?

1st day of keto

This is going to be great

bf4 and joe rogan....

Got a job interview next week for a position I really want. Started doing some bodyweight excercises before bed a couple of weeks ago because no gym nearby, already feel myself getting back into the groove. Pretty comfy desu lads

>26 yo
>Making okay money, trying to go back to school and change careers though
>Dating this chick who seems to have her shrimp together, about to get her MBA in science
>She's on Nuvaring
>Fugged twice, I never came
>She texted me an hour ago about her late period

Logically, I'm not really worried, but goddamn if I don't feel like I'm about throw up. The text also came with a slew of crazy female talk about school and relationships, so I'm guessing her hormones are out of whack.

Tell me I'll be okay Veeky Forums

Good. Stay strong.

getting out of the service in August. It's giving me the blues some days. im feeling it right now, im going through a wide swing of emotions

its almost overwhelming it's just alot to do, so many hoops just to get out. But i have to go back to my family, my moms sick snf i judt hsve to go back i dont want to drop by after long periods in between, it's just better if the family is together.

it's causing me headaches everyday, this girl want me to come home ad shes head over heels over me, i like her too but shes gotta understand that im saving up my leave days for terminal leave when im almost out. but shes just begging and begging.

honestly it feels nice. i never had anything serious at all, but im no dummy with bitches because i know how easy it is for them to just turn off those feelings like a switch im aware of that and im prepared to lose. that 'be ready for anything' mentality they teach us gives me an edge. because life is so fucking unpredictable and i have the worst luck with things

Have some new challenges in life. Funny thing is this might go away in a few months and I'll be looking for other stressful things. :)

Kek. The next few months are going to be rough senpai.

>tfw accepting my personal failures and doing my best to get better every day

Just started keto last night and enjoyed chilling in /fast/ today. Tomorrow is a new day.

>gf of 6 months got mad at me that she saw me on tinder (she was swiping too ffs double standards)
>she cries then stops talking to me
>reconcile
>kind of feel better but she says im too immature and that the reason we dont spend enough time together is because she has to take care of her son at home
>i say fine why cant i live with her
>says im a bad influence on her son (violent video games, swear word letsplayers)
>get depressed that i screw everything up
>she says its ok just dont do it again and she was kind of hoping i would be more serious about our relationship

i'll either kms or make up with her during the week. fuaark i dont want to lose her but at the same time i want other grils to mire me, know what im sayin? her body is like 10/10 (she does yoga) btw but probably 6/10 to fit standards. still the best ive ever gotten so i am scared she will break up

also should note i put "only looking for fwb's but i already found love" on my profile. did i really screw up this time?

oh yeah and the reason why it looks like i cheated is she already broke up with me twice before all this...but not really broke up.. you know? so i kind of thought, why not?

le sociopath face

Got invited to a party. I don't really drink ever except when I'm hangin out with my bro. But I probably will there, how bad is it for gains? Also, what do at a party? Is it just people standing around and talking? Help me normie bros

Bought a nice condo downtown. Thought the deal was gonna fall through due to last minute oddities, so my week started off with excitement, then stress, then slightly less stress, and finally now a combination of relief and excitement.

Congratulations user

Doing well this week. Reality that I have 4 tests in 2 weeks hasn't hit me yet but it will, right now im just coasting, gonna start going hard this weekend for studying.

Tomorrow night some friends are having a christmas party, gonna chill and crack some cold ones with some buds so that feels pretty good, then saturday got a hype dnd sesh planned.

things are looking good bros

What state...

i have so many horrible feels and life problems i want to talk about but i have no one to talk about to and i cant talk about feelings without feeling sick

been chatting with this qt from my class the entire week, she has a bf tho so im just stupid

>Be me
>6/10 skinnyfat
>Start lifting 5 months ago
>Start nofap one month ago
>newbiegainz.jpeg
>testboostconfidenceboost.png
>Months ago, family friend from church
>"user, you're such a great guy, I want you to date my daughter"
>MFW cute, blonde, conservative, parents love me already, but three hour drive away at uni
>MFW finally have confidence to message her cuz nofap and gains
>MFW channel my inner chad for the first time ever, message "hey"
>Read 3 hours ago, no response
Wat do, lads? She's fairly shy, I've known her parents for years, I've met her at a few family events and the like but we were never close. I find that a double-tap message like 'whats up' or whatever is autistic, and texting her mom like 'hey i tried to talk to your daughter who ignored me' is autistic to a level of 11. I thought about a message like
>"hey, let me be honest, I know we haven't talked in years, but when you added me on facebook like 2 weeks ago, i realized wow shes really grown up into a beautiful woman, and I had to message you. I know its random but our families get along and I think we would too, if anything we both make a new friend in the worst case scenario"
HALP

sometimes i think she might be a little bit into me because of some of her body language but then i just remind myself of the bf thing and just feel bad, like i am now
im really stupid

Anyone else having a problem with captcha? I can't even make a thread, which doesn't allow legacy captcha for some reason

>her son

yeah, theres no way you two are staying together

Massachusetts. City shouldn't be too hard to guess.

start with the first one bro

Horrible O.O, I can't lift anymore because my hands are fucked and go numb and throb all day everyday and I have no grip strength

>tfw feeling like a 90 yr old man at 26 years old
>tfw can hardly open a lid anymore

dont get your hopes, but keep flirting and use it as a challenge. one day an opportunity might come

Woke up Sunday morning to hear some fucker at work went n got himself some organ failure. Been pulling 16h shifts all week so my gains shrivel as my wallet shrivels as well.

what do you do/???

Idk what to do lads, I don't live at home and I've always had sex at the chicks place. I do have a shed type thing with a single bed, but she'll be driving over from pretty far.
Should I just be a Chad and do it, or is it better to be considerate?

yeah single mothers are always attracted to me even though i'm dirt poor and immature, though this one actually has a good body
we've shooken our relationship plenty of times before but we still makeup and we both like ourselves a lot because of our sexyness to separate lol (think chad and stacey)

doesnt help that she took her time to mention it, wish she would have told me sooner so i could avoid getting too close