BLOATMODE thread

rule of thumb=always look like what a paleolithic hunter looked like because you can't get much more manlier than that
he should sport a wild beard and he'd be very scary

He looks like a thumb

Honestly though if you were him you’d make the same choice. Even when Dave Tate got shredded... his ugly face was still revolting. You might as well get massive and find some girl obsessed with freaks

>the chad thumb
>the virgin pinky
the thumb is the manliest finger.
you declare THUMB WARS dont you?

>lifting for shitsacks

BLOAT

>not worshiping true monster freaks

Paleolithic hunters had to be able to run, which is something a Sith Bloatlord obviously cant do

goals be fast enough to run 3 miles in under 21 minutes. be big enough to rip fucking armored doors off trucks if needed too

Go post your pictures somewhere else fatass Greek faggot

>Bloat boss
>"I hope you didn't mind the weight"

>Bloat boss
>I have a bone to pick with you

>always look like what a paleolithic hunter looked like
Pic unrelated? This is how a paleolithic hunter would look like.

soyboy mode

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Paleoboy

I'm digging the Karnov Remake

Ötzi was not from a HG culture you idiot.

I guess these are not hunter-gatherers either, huh?

Or them?

Correct, but Ötzi was factually not a HG, he was a part of the Anatolian neolithic farmer cultures.

why does my dads body look like this?