New FPH fat hate thread

voat.

You don't get it. He'll just waterfast for two years and when he reemerges to the world he will be ripped like a son of Zeus, with the greatest calves ever to walk this earth.

If an SJW comes with FA, say this and they'll implode when faced with the crude clash between this and their PC culture background.

But it won't matter, fat logic will prevail over realizing they are just defending gluttony

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How can you be ripped with a shitton of excess skin hanging?

Anyway no, they will last about a month. They will deplete their food stash in no time even if they saved for a a year supply, or they will be killed by a mob that knows for a fact where their prepper bunker is because other people built it for them and because they keep bragging about them all the time

And no, one armed fatass with limited mobility will not do shit against a mob that also has weapons and the ability to walk freely without a scooter in uneven terrain

Oh for sure, plus if hes diabetic hes dead, he'll go hypoglycemic and die on his own or hyperglycemic and have other problems once his insulin runs out and have to deal with those problems

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Regards, Quentin.

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>twist feet inwards to bring the adductors back so it can create the illusion of a thigh gap
>holds the shirt down so it will be smooth and it won't show her fat rolls protruding over the shirt
>fails miserably

Losing weight should be the logic answer at this point, why even bother to hide the obvious flaws?

>being this passive aggressive
just don't give the little piglets candy and when the parents ask why others got some, but theirs did not just tell them off.

Saaaved

Why is this here other than cringe responses?

Ever watched a fat autopsy, /fph/?

youtube.com/watch?v=8jn67tdEGY4

>all those eggs
what a waste.

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I would fuck that slampig desu

You guys ever read the tale of the pig with the two bellies who didn't wash her clothes for an entire week?

best daddy in the world, gets me every time.

you are part of the cancer that is killing America, one beetus amputation at a time.

>can't spell for shit
>regressive left confirmed

>face like inbred dog
>naked dog
>in a wig
>46
>"girl"

Because at 350lbs he isn't a "muscle bear". What you think are pecs are actually man-tits, he chose that posture on the bed specifically to mask how misshapen he is.

The FUCK... old, fat, and ugly and she is PICKY about who she dates. Sad thing is there are beta fatophiles that will gladly rim her asshole

F A T T

.t Assmad tyrone

>chowderhead
Insulting people and still thinking about food.

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Fuck, there's something about that board that just disgusts me.

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>205lbs

FUCKING KEK

Thanks white guys for taking one for the team.

>t. Mexican

Haha, anybody with 2 legs and no health problems could power walk a half-marathon. Fuck, these people are deluded.

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Half-marathon is 20 kilometers, right?

I'll be honest, if I was gay enough to run a marching band, I'd always make sure the fatties had the tuba.

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Yeah, a smidgen over 21km. Shit, we used to walk way more than that when we were hunter-gathers.

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LMAO, that's literally a walk in the park

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or for the ameriburgers and britbongs in the audience it's a hair over 13 miles.

Literally any child over 6 who is physically active and plays outside a lot can walk 13 miles without injury. Yeah, they might complain but they can physically do it with no problems. Humans are built to *run* far longer distances.

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do you not know how water fasting works?
he is literally storing food via fat all he needs is a way to keep his electrolytes and micro nutrients in check and make sure he has clean water. Also those bunkers are supposed to be hard as fuck to break into once sealed

It was kinda good in 2012. The golden age of Camwhores on Veeky Forums.
Butterface, FMU and Puddems having competitions who could shove the biggest things up their asses. SSS playing the peanutbutter game. It was truly a magical time.

That reminds me how I've read claims that pursuit predetation was how we originally hunted. Basically chase something until it dies of exhaustion.

Oh god. I'm doing no porn for all december and on the FIRST FUCKING DAY you have to bring up SSS and Puddems? Really?

Side note, I wonder if this is how Mr. Peanut Butter got his name on Bojack Horseman.

not fat but this really hits me in the feel-zone

Am I going to make it ???

>please dont be real

Kinda looks like me in February, though my tits were a bit smaller and I didn't have frontbutt. You can make it if you try user. I've lost 100lbs since Feb.

>three colossal love holes
Kek

This is absolutely fascinating.

Considering that long distance running (>50 miles) in almost any climate on earth is something that only humans can do without dying of heatstroke, it seems very plausible. Yeah, a deer or a gazelle is faster over shorter distances, but if you don't lose track of them, they'll collapse from exhaustion or overheating in a matter of hours because most animals don't have a way to cool their bodies off by themselves. Quite fascinating, actually, and it probably deserves its own thread. We generally think of humans as being fragile and weak compared to other animals when it comes to competing out in the open, but aside from our minds, the one thing we're good at is running absurdly long distances without rest.

lol I saw this.

I'm going to quote Arnie here because I think it's relevant:
"The body is amazingly adaptable an can accustom itself to workloads that would fell a horse." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 'The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding' (1998)

And he's basically right humans adapt to work levels that would kill animals via exhaustion and/or overheating

That is fascinating indeed.

And if you can wound a prey before giving chase, it will not last as long and you can preserve energy by running less long or walking instead of running. It's a pretty damn efficient system

HFY threads used to be a thing

Relevant:

youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o

CAnt say no to those titties though.

When you've finished please force feed her the morning after pill then kill yourself.

Nice

Contraception doesn't work for fat woman because the estrogen gets absorbed into the fat.

This is probably not true and but still extremely disgusting.

He'll need a lot of protein. Scientists say you'll die of hunger when either you run out of protein or run out of fat

>probably not true
Really?

>citation needed

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ec.princeton.edu/questions/ecobesity.html

People have waterfasted for quite a while. It requires a lot of monitoring though. You have to make sure you get enough magnesium, sodium, potassium, pretty much your electrolytes, and of course your vitamins.

I don't think that's feasible in an apocalyptic situation though.

Wouldn't that still give excess skin once they ran out of fat? I really doubt water fasting destroys skin tissue

And I don't know if they actually build bunkers to withstand a nuclear fallout, I really don't think all preppers have the money to seal themselves in and create a proper sewage system with air recycling that has radiation filters, let alone have the mobility to jog to their safety bunker after the apocalypse arrives.

Of course not idiot, why would they let people who have their vitals monitored 24/7 get to the point of dying or not being able to get to the pager.

That dude does look too skinny though.

I heard the proteins get catabolized, but I would think there's some sort of limit to what your body can use.

In a fasted state autophagy reduces loose skin, scar tissue, etc. He might wind up with some loose skin, depending on how long he fasted and how much his body ate the proteins in things it didn't need, such as the loose skin, but no where near as much as you'd expect from a man that size loosing weight quickly.

Here's a guy on reddit who fasted for 77 days:
imgur.com/a/lNocJ
reddit.com/r/fasting/comments/573gkb/just_completed_a_77_day_fast_ama/

Not to mention we can withstand injuries that would be lethal to any other animal. We break a leg, it's fine in a few months. A horse breaks a leg, that's it, it either dies of shock or slowly starves to death.

Pls be fake. I don't want to believe this could really happen. I could see a fatty stealing a meal or two but every single one?

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Someone had fun making these boxes

FRESH
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F R E S H
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See, this I can respect. She's got no delusions of beauty. She knows she's an undesirable porker, and she's willing to poke fun at it herself.

She probably made the joke so no one else could.

All the same, it's that level of self-awareness that keeps a person humble. Own up to your weaknesses, and no one can use them against you.

>call this person or anyone else "Obviously Obese"
>screeching ensues

the thing is that no one really calls out people on being obese IRL anyway. It's not tactful and just rude to begin with (as it should be).
This person is already fighting a strawman.

wow, this was awfully written

I go there maybe once a year but red robin is delicious as AF. But one sitting, if you do it right, is a cheat day in itself.

Have caution my brother's.