How much do you need to bench before you can get a blonde girlfriend?

How much do you need to bench before you can get a blonde girlfriend?

275 minimum

1.5pl8 MAX

blondes like big pec DEC numbers, not rawbench. I thought everyone knew that.

let me tell you a story op

>be me, 19
>meet 15 blonde y/o online
>always go for the young types bc ez
>she's actually genuinely hot. 5'8, cheerleader, lean, double D tits, cute ass face. actually did/does a lot of modeling work
>remember when these 18ish year old dudes would date the hottest high school girls, and always said "man, wish that was me"
>mfw now it can be me
>her parents are out of town, she throws a mini party
>drive up to said party. me and 2 other dudes there, both of which are my age, then like 5 other girls including blonde
>2 of the girls are ugly and one is 14 (actually illegal so big nono [though I'm pretty sure we made out at some point])
>we all start drinking
>10 minutes into drinking blonde is flirting with me, touching me and shit
>we start making out, go upstairs, fuck for 30 minutes
>make out with her soles (size 9, she was cash), make her cum
>go back down and party
>end up fucking again like 2 hours later

bench was only 205. just lift for like a month and be a piece of shit and you're good.

my max bench is 205 and I got one

I had a blonde girlfriend at 1pl8 but she cucked me for a guy who benched two.

So now I lift to not get cucked

...

legal where I was actually.

>14 year olds are able to consent to sex with individuals as old at 17
>15 and 16 year olds may consent to sex with those no more than 9 years old than them
>17 is the age of consent

get played

how much did you incline at that point? I only incline here breh, its the lift of the cocoonfags

I never did incline. My actual bench had some shoddy welding and I thought it would collapse and decapitate me.

if you wanna leave humanity behind, do some dips. Make sure you hit some face pulls with dat shoulder rotation for your rotator-cuff. Omar Isuf has a p good video on it.

>blue eyes
Made for BBC

Go away Elliot

Didn't you post this on /pol/ already.

who the fuck are these people posting this shit?

I don't get this comment everywhere. Why does a broadcasting station in England want blonde girls so much?

I mostly attract blonde girls, my 1RM is 170 lol

Even when I was a dyel 6’1 150lbs soaking wet scrub I had cute blonde girls coming after me

literally the same 13 year old retards that ruined the rest of the website, and you're contributing to it by responding. gj

fuck that germanic bitch

Depends on the possible GF.

This is my dream literally

>1RM 170
>was a dyel
>was

Those pedophile glasses are cringy

Just be black

>tfw no 10/10 Aryan gf with nazi values

>lean, double D tits
>15

Have you seen teens these days? The hormones and make up tutorials are transforming these fuckers

I can bench 120kg and I got one.

you need to neck curl 1plate for 3x100 with good form

She's cute

I benched 3.5 pl8 before I got one

>Brown eyes
I have some bad news user

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