Why aren’t you squatting in the woods of Sweden with a blonde qt?

Why aren’t you squatting in the woods of Sweden with a blonde qt?

i dont have the hip mobility

Kek this is true

that girl would look like ass w/o makeup

because thats fucking stupid

Made for bbc

Because I’m not Muslim

2/10 would not bang amirite?

she's a brunette
the eyebrows don't lie

really? i thought people were naturally silver-haired

Because if I wanted to see Muslims I’d just go to the Middle East

>Sweden
Nice try, but this is a genuine swedish qt

I have brown eyebrows and blond hair.

no you don't

most blonds have brown eyes

Because I live in the woods of canada

Because I'm on cycle and don't want to get raided in the middle of a set, arrested, and banned from 99% of gyms.

Sweden is chill but not with drugs.

splooooooooooooge

>qt 3.14 swedish blonde approaches me
>"Hey user want to go out some time?"
>If by out you mean get out of my house and hit the gym for that grind then yes

This was only a week ago and she runs the same route as me. She avoids my eyes whenever we cross paths. It was worth it bros.

Me but i have no ankle mobility

No way I'm letting that cold metal bar touch my. Front neck
Think about it

What’s the matter user? Don’t like Swedish girls?

She is NORWEGIAN U FUCK

post instagramm

anna nystrom

Made for BBC

thsnks

Kuk

Same

pointy elbows ugh

The only thing I can think about is that this shit would rust so fast.

One big fat nope from me. Colored hair bitches need to fuck off

I don't like thots.

fuck off jew

probably fucks niggers

Fuck off nigger.

Because squatting on an uneven surface is fucking stupid, not to mention the amount of clothes you need to be wearing.

I would much rather she squat naked on my dick.

because im not an autistic european

You guys know she's like 4'9"
Do you want to get manlets? Because this is how you produce manlets

Know what, you do you. I'm over here going for average height 5'9 swedish pussy

She already tasted that Big Belgian Cock

I dont like whores. Any guy that has had relationships with women and over age of 21 realizes hos a waste of time.

I'm not a sand nigger, so I don't have a chance with her.

Still would.

Too much of a wimp and not brave enough to interact with people, much less girls, outside of small things.

Unf.