What are you supposed to think about during sex?

I just think about the other person and giving them the best sex they've ever had.

Boooobs!!! Asssss!!!!

Most of the time i think of the beetles song "yellow submarine"
I hate that song with such a passion that it keeps me from cuming for hours
The girl usually taps out 45-55 minutes in

You may have just ruined sex for me forever

>Day! Me say daaay-oh. Daylight come and me wanna go home.
>Come mister tally man, tally me banana.
>Daylight come and me wanna go home.
>Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch!

>tfw no scene girl fuckbuddy

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

This girl I sometimes see has full length mirrors by her bed, I have done this while fucking her doggy. And I can confirm, never have I felt more alpha

>tfw no qt rain spirit goldberry gf

What do I do if I can't think of anything disturbing enough to stop my cummies?

I love that song, im gonna try this now

I do this thing where I double the number one, and each result after it. Like, 1x1 is 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, and so on, until I literally can't go higher, and either come or start again. It's a trick I learned years ago, keeps me from blowing my load too early. I generally just try to enjoy the sex, but if I'm close to orgasm and need to perform, I do this, it's my own equivalent of "thinking about baseball" as they say

>Am I burning calories better spent on squatting?
>This cardio work has no place in this week's Sheiko.
>How many proteins will I waste if I cum?
I've come to learn that whatever I do, I come a lot faster if I think about the gym thots. Still trying to figure out if they have an IG account.

>1×1 is 2
Brainlets, when will they learn.

Autistic as fuck, but I start silently listing the original 150 pokemon in order.

>can't think of anything disturbing enough to make cummies
the grass is always greener breh

Kevin Spacey prepping his anus.

Slightly similar, I go through the Fibonacci Sequence, where each integer is the sum of the two before it. 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, etc. Extra tricky because you essentially have to keep track of three numbers at once.

beetlejews beetlejews beetlejews

I do the same thing with the Sound of Music soundtrack

Last time I had sex I spent most of it admiring the city skyline out the window, girl I was with had one hell of a nice penthouse.

Nothing. Sex should be catharsis. There are no good feelings, only the brief and temporary expunging of bad ones. Good morning, and good night.

>girl

look at the phone senpai, they're gone forever

>A man should conceive of a legitimate purpose in his heart, and set out to accomplish it. He should make this purpose the centralizing point of his thoughts. It may take the form of a spiritual ideal, or it may be a worldly object, according to his nature at the time being; but whichever it is, he should steadily focus his thought forces upon the object which he has set before him. He should make this purpose his supreme duty, and should devote himself to its attainment, not allowing his thoughts to wander away into ephemeral fancies, longings, and imaginings. This is the royal road to self-control and true concentration of thought. Even if he fails again and again to accomplish his purpose (as he necessarily must until weakness is overcome), the strength of character gained will be the measure of his true success, and this will form a new starting point for future power and triumph.

I think of old fighting game combos and their timing. So if I'm about to cum soon, I'll think of geeses lk,hp hcb k combo from cvs2 or something.

"Is this really what I spent so much time and energy to get?"

I just think about how much women are just terrible creatures and only hold us back but then realize I'm not having sex because I've never had contact with a girl before.

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>tfw you always think of creampieing her asshole even if you are actually doing it.
What has Jesusbebby meant by me?

you don't think. you feel.

Any advice for me
I haven't had sex in 7 years and just hooked up yesterday with this chick and I kept going soft inside her. First time without a condom too and I was worried about finishing too early. What do I do to avoid that for next time? I'm pretty inexperienced.
Feels bad because I gave up no fap for November and here comes Dec 1 and I get paid and can't perform. Obviously not jerking off or watching porn would help.

Same. Fucking PE

Baseball
Cold Showers
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day

If you manage to stay hard while masturbating the most likely reason is just performance anxiety after finally getting some after 7 years. So the more you do it, the better it should become. The other reason you already named yourself, jerking off with too much stimulation. NoFap is stupid, if you just jerk off without looking at porn and without a death grip you'll be fine.

>not trying to find every prime number between 1 and 1000

One time I literaly stoped in motion because it was more important to me to know if some number I had in my head was a prime number or not.
Shit's distracting as hell.

>until I literally can't go higher.
Numbers are infinite you dumb cunt.

This
This
How much you love the other person and how fucking great is that they're really enjoying it.
>mfw I almost forgot how it feels

Jerking off/porn will fuck up your D, along with stress. You may also be experiencing what nofap community calls a "flatline" where you're libido drops before regulating.
You may also just have performance anxiety. I last long during sex, like have had sex for five hours before with little breaks, but sometimes when I hook up with a girl for the first time, sometimes I'm all in my head and then it ruins the mood. Unless I get a miraculous boner or overcome my overthinking, it takes a few tries before pulling off the first couple fucks and being comfortable, then I'm golden. If you can get cialis (I avoided viagra for side effects), take just a 1/2 or 1/4 of it to give you that extra boost without it being too unnatural or making your dick numbingly hard. The reassurance helps you focus on the sex, and once it's done you'll be good. Did that with my current gf for the first two times we fucked, and we can fuck no problem. Just don't make it a habit, or you'll probably develop a dependence. As long as you're healthy, you'll be fine.

Stoic?

Forced marriage.

>Implying everyone can do the calculations in their head

>fucking for 45+ minuets
you’re either a clueless virgin or i truly feel sorry for your girl

lol

t. virgin

I usually think about some H-doujin I read recently hoping I can get off.

How do I get christian bale's body in American Psycho while staying natty?

Zerodemon before anyone asks.

If thinking about the girl you're fucking isn't enough for you to stay hard and/or enjoy it, then you're probably a porn/masturbation addict.

>1x1=2
brainlet detected

>girl I'm fucking likes being on top
>start slowly and then end up power fucking her deep
>dat o face
>dat trembling
>grabs my chest really hard
>then grabs my face with both her hands and kisses me

feels good brah

>implying there isn't a finite amount of entropy that can be stored in your brain

Chandler.

plz user...

Don't tell her.

I like this

Not cumming inside

This
>imagine a big black juicy dick thrusting
>it would make the women you love so fucking satisfied and squirt out of her mind
>it would also totally release the monster animal of that ape
>the pure nigger fucking instinct would take and destroy everything
>fucking nutted hard

Cialis works.

"I really shouldn't be doing this to my sister, she should be in school"

Christian Weston, right?

>I hate Yellow Submarine

plebian taste detected

...

You are fucking lame

the answer should be "nothing special in particular". its sex.
i've had friends tell me they think about women other than the ones they are fucking. i dont get that one at all

if you use the same sequence each time you'll just end up memorizing it. You gotta switch it up. Like, pick a random number and find its Collatz sequence.

Dunno ... war stuff, I guess.

>1x1 = 2
nice

No, Chandler Bing

I have sex thinking about the pavement so I can avoid premature ejaculation

this is what a Jew projecting looks like

"All this cardio will affect my gains."

True story.

Personally for me it's the song "I wanna hold your hand" by the beetles.

Salty coins and milk mostly

>that's a cute sweater

Maybe you are just a black man inside a white man's body.

Just get a negroplasty

Had sex for the first time Monday, all I could think about how wet her pussy was (how it sounded too) and how her ass would jiggle and bounce when I was fucking her.
>came in like a 2 minutes
>be 23

We’re all gonna make it

That its another form of "work" just like everything else
>take refuge in a job well done after

I used to think about how sex for a woman literally makes her brain shut off and makes her go stupid. Sure, it feels nice for me, but she is actually going stupid as I'm pounding her. It makes me want to use a dick like an instrument, with each thrust having the primary objective of making her lose more control, instead of just providing me pleasure.

I'm single now.

i think about how we are the last two people on earth, and this act is about everything good about being alive, and together with a young beautiful woman having fun.

I've made two women pass out from orgasms with this shit. im not even large. Just really passionate, starting slow and ending at angry jackhammer climax.

Dunno. It depends on how much I am into it. Sometimes I fuck but I'm not that into it. When it happens I end up thinking about the Berlim Wall being torn down or something midfuck. My gf is autistic like me so when she's not into it she ends up thinking about social inequality midfuck.

Usually we just let us feel each other and we like to do Yab Yum so it's a really voluptuous ordeal.

I think about myself and how hot I look. I have a mirror strategically placed near my bed but I need to be careful because it might make me cum too fast.

In this thread:

A bunch of dyel teenage cucks pretending they have sex.

>moot
Who or what is that?

When I have sex with my girlfriend I always think about when I assfucked another girl the day I met her and came in her ass while she called me daddy, was pretty fun

I remember I was fucking this redhead girl with a big beautiful ass, who had a boyfriend of 4 years. I was imagining him in the room watching while I smashed his girl. This turned me into a deranged animal for 20 minutes.

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Queen Elizabeth

This

About what you're going to do next. I haven't had uninterested sex yet. I've always found the girl hot.

For me, it's like I'm a glutton. I see my favorite food in front of me and I realize I have an infinite eating capacity. I just keep deciding the next dish I'm going to consume. The rest of the world effectively ends for me when I'm having sex.

Is the phone ringing? Someone's at the door? Who cares?