Having high testosterone and talking/discussing shit/banter/ with other male friends with low testosterone is like...

lel, I think i'm just going to spam these whenever this fag does his thing

Cheeky

why'd you have your test checked? they don't typically check it unless you ask for it specifically

I had my blood levels checked, test was included

I was thinking the same

At uni when i talk to the chad or sport like guys the talk is nice we can make jokes about any kind and we can even chill at class

When i talk to the betas they get mad so easy, they always tryna act cool and bitch for everything

>tfw banned from Party House for making Trump Joke when drunk (and a tame one)
Shame, because I was really vibing with the other people there. Betas should be hanged

whst if they are antisocial, does that count as low test, asking for a friend.... jk I don't have any

he probably assumes that posting on fit makes him #WOKE and an alpha male while his friends are out there getting laid and living life

literal "nice guy" logic, if you want to hang betas start with yourself pussy

You the Pussy, Pussy

t. soyboy

>Getting offended on the behalf of groups you don't belong too
Pretty soy boy buddy.

show tits

My actual low test friend has no problem with this and I’ve known high test-looking guys to be full blown feminists. It’s a culture/ intelligence / disgust-sensitivity thing, not a testosterone thing.

True

hahah this dude sits on Veeky Forums all day refreshing the catalog so he can write that as the first post in every thread

Fucking fatties is nothing to be proud of, user.

Going after the person instead of the argument. Way to out yourself fag

You are COMPLETLY right.BIG BAVARIAN COCK is known to be the ONLY one to be able to COMPLETLY satisfy any women. In fact women all around the world CRAVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. They ALL lust to be CONQUERED by a REAL dick and openly fantasize about it EVERY day, to be just ONCE fucked as a REAL women. NOTHING else rivals the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Women like these were BORN to SERVE the BIG BAVARIAN COCK. Their first instinct is to be BRED by the BIG BAVARIAN COCK, to give BIRTH to their children.

take the bavarian pill and never look back my friend

high test =/= immature
high test =/= asshole

you guys are dumb as fuck

its a symptom of high test you fucking low test faggot sjw. ill stomp ur face in irl if u tell me where u live CMON STEP UP FAGGOT dont wuzz out now hahahhahaha

Please leave.

Low test guys are the loudmouth guys who want to be the center of attention all the time and the high test guys are more calm and collected and dont feel the need to be loud all the time

t. 30 year old that can't grow facial hair

Its a sign of high test, retard.

Guys with low test talk all the time about random shit, guys who talk a lot are like women.

can't make this up

If saying faggot and making racist jokes was the only measure of test, my friends and I'd be a bunch of sexual tyrannosaurus'

I really enjoy people who speak up their mind and articulate in the way they want. I fucking dislike people acting nicely just because its a better way to be liked, its like everyone is being numbed down to be a fucking puppet.

I get your point bro, but honestly I don't know what to do. I wish I could call a female a "cunt" not because I dislike her but just because it would bring up a little bit a heat into a conversation.

Honestly everytime I talk to someone at UNI, its like am talking to the same person and I have to take care to not hurt anyone with "meany" words like faggot or stupid nigga.

Nope, there's still more reason and accountability in men.

Yo, deliver your shit with more positive energy, a smirk, a smile, playfull body language voice etc. I know how it is to be in an enviornment where people don't pick up on the jokes because they are sensitive bitches, but i found that they also don't understand me and don't know that i am joking unless i make it more obvious trough tonality and body language.

The thing is you might just be a lot cooler and playfull then these people and you gotta find someone that is on your vibe.

you talk like a fag/woman.

my m8s are /lowtest/, but our jokes are dirtier than an Argentinian slum, maybe its a UK banter thing

>being racist is a symptom of high test

I get sexist and homophobic jokes I make them plenty, but race seems like insecurity or tribalism just saying. Don't have that diverse of a friend group either.

Confirmed for low test soyboy faggot.
It's impossible to be both high test alpha and anti-racist, because racism is inherently a normal, natural instinct and alphas act according to their natural male instincts, not according to what Jews told you how you should act like.

I can't stand talking to my obviously low testosterone friend. He can only grow one little patch of beard directly under his chin and nothing else, doesn't even have to shave.

Constantly being offended by EVERYTHING, even shit that has nothing to do with him.

He's constantly wanting to argue about every little point like anyone gives a fuck, and is stupid as fuck to top it all off.

He's got no life skills and has been coddled by his retarded "I hit the lottery" parents his entire life to the point where he literally once asked me how to use a microwave.

Fuck you Sebastian.

Ditch that low-test faggot. Maintaining friendships with people you hate is womanly. He's dragging you down to his level.

Maybe he likes soyboy pussy

People you hang around are reflections of yourself, you've clearly outgrown that stage, dump him where he belongs and carry on your way.

>tfw test levels rising consistently
>feeling myself become more alpha
>more confident by the day, don't care if it's placebo I'm feeling good
>notice I'm participating more in conversations when I'm with groups of friends
>feel more comfortable to say whatever I want, sparingly use words like nigger and faggot in a semi-joking way
>friends all respond positively, notice more camaraderie between us
>tfw I realise I was the soyboy of the group and now I'm finally on the level of everybody else
Wew lads what a feeling

I agree with other anons ditch him. But do it gradually, he probably never did anything against you with bad intentions, dont be hostile towards him. It's kinda not his fault he's soy

Definitely not, but you're reaction to it definitely is a sign of low T

I am low test and always enjoyed good banter and throwing shit on each other (calling names etc.). There is no correlation.

t. someone with test in lower 400s

>talking with low T dude
>"I could give your boipussi the ol' lickaroo"

It's low test guys who do the banter, High test guys are quiet and beat the shit out of banter fags

I've noticed that the advice that most of my friends give is either:

1: Rationalizations for staying the way you are and not breaking out
2: Just shit they read online that they've never tried

It's really grating on me. If being low test means anything I think it means being too anxious to try new things.

>I'm high T. that's why im a virgin social outcast. all those normal people just having low T. how do I know I'm high T? I post political memes on a chinese cartoon imageboard. praise kekistan xD

No they don't.

The moody types are high est (not test, est).

you're exactly the kind of "men" OP is talking about

Are anger issues realted to high test or just being a beta. I can think about things and feel like I could bench a car in rage.

Anger issues are related to having a small penis.

but its 6 inches

The fact that you’re actually friends with those people tells me that you’re a faggot in denial

Anger comes from fear.

People that are angry all the time are anxious or afraid of things.

This leads me to believe that high test individuals are angry less often, since test makes you confident.

Good progress boyo

There are Chads out there that do both as well as Betas that do both. It's not a big discerning trait.

I was at Body Biometric Checking station and decided it might be a hoot.

Anger comes from dissatisfaction. Considering we are on Veeky Forums most people are just underachieving angry virgin making excuses

>, High test guys are quiet and beat the shit out of banter fags
so high test turns you into a psycho manchild people try to avoid?

Nice sources, deluded faggot.
People that who or what is high test and low test are you usually the most insecure, beta bitch boys.

Keep hatin niggers, you fucking boipuss

Not every calm and serene individual is a psycho manchild.

Just the tone of your phone REAKS of faggotry. Sorry, soyboy, this is a high test thread now.

What party house and what was the joke? Give us context.

y'all are fucking low test trying to psychoanalyze what behaviors are high test

...

using meme words is a sign of low test, sorry bud :(

how did you do it?

bbc injections

I wasn't talking to you

You guys have low test friends? They don't usually get along with high test alpha males.

You should be able to say the most provocative and vile things with friends, without them getting offended unless it's weird and personal.

yeah, i know, i was talking to you you fucking idiot

It's been a long process of improving my diet and working out properly, as well as training my mind and changing my perspectives on things, but if you want memes then Nofap/Noporn is unironically where the biggest change came from and started eating onions which I'm convinced is helping in some way.

if you and your mates can't talk about anything that's not testosterone influenced then i'm sorry for you

>this is what soyboys actually believe

>talking about girls
>mention this one incredibly thicc girl i saw in the supermarket wearing leggings
soyboy says "doesn't thicc just mean fat?"

Nice try chubby chaser but you're still just a lard-loving fatty enabler

thicc is just average bf% in a feminine fat distribution (thighs, breasts) over a base of muscle. it's literally an athletic, healthy girl with normal hormones.

Not bad, what if you're half (50-75%) chad.

>was half a beta but grew out my chad and now it rules.
>handsome
>jacked
>social
>few but true friends
>can talk to anybody, smalltalk etc included
>not a virgin
>high test

Based user, saved

The metric for "thicc" is completely arbitrary

>Start lifting and going on Veeky Forums
>have symptoms and signs of low T
small, dont put on muscles easily, low facial hair, fatigue, depression, low confidence, irritable etc.
>Go to doctor at 21 to finally get it checked out on recommendation of Veeky Forums
>come back with 36 nmol/L, which is about 1050ng/dl the upper percentage of test for a 18-21 yr old.
>WTF i have low test symptoms. Ask Veeky Forums whats up. they tell me that its because i also have high estrogen and that i actually have low "free test" ok. Go back again for a test for T and for free T this time.
>Free test was 16.4 ng/dl\
>T was 32.4 nmol (about 950 ng/dl)

Realise anyone on Veeky Forums who purport that Test is the root and solution to all problems and attitudes is fucken stupid.

No, you are fucking stupid for believing the shit we post on here.

This is true. Its no wonder that im the archetype of Veeky Forums

>you can just fucking tell they dont
Yeah this desu. You can tell just by looking at a guy what his political standing is (if any) and how well he can banter and receive it.

>/oniofap/
The memes are true. Today will be day 1 for me. Also training neck.

Obviously it's not as simple as just test, but it is important. Your androgen receptors' affinity to testosterone also plays a big part in feeling the benefits of testosterone because test doesn't always bind to them.
Unironically try nofap

Testlets have to deceive themselves constantly to stay sane.

Jeez democracy is such shit even before you let wimmin vote

I have also heard this explanation. BUT i reckon its more:

small and hard to gain muscle mass, is both a genetic thing from high myostatin and cant commit to a long term bulking diet literally former me being "hurr duhh i eat 2000cal of chocolate and ramen." low facial hair is genetic and linked more to IGF-1 expression. Fatigue and depression were linked to Low vitamin D, low calcium due to this, sleep insomnia from electronics and iron deficiency. seretonin and dopamine were affected by negative sleep and calcium, and perpetuated by the pleasure ridden society of porn and sugar we live in. and irritability was due to low sleep which put pressure put on acetylcholine levels as well as inducing high insulin and cortisol response.

Nice. A lot of people like to be reductionists about things, like either it IS or ISN'T.